Bill Clinton created menses, those pesky females deserved it.

Bill Clinton killed Bruce Lee.

Bill Clinton was responsible for the stock market crash and the depression of the 1930's.
(ask about his time machine)

Bill Clinton wanted to ensure that his hair stayed into place, as a result we now have global warming.


NEXT.......

oh yeah.
he is also responsible for breaking up the Beatles.

Bill Clinton is responsible for; Amelia Earhart's disappearance
The crash of the Hindenburg
My exwife
The rise and fall of the Roman Empire
The Black plague
Third and long yardage
That constant drip drip drip of excess acid

next.

Bill Clinton Killed Tupac and Biggie.

Bill Clinton Killed the Dinosaurs.

Bill Clinton Shot Bambi's Mom.

Bill Clinton was Zimmerman in the Zimmerman Plot AND Z in the XYZ Affair.

Bill Clinton Burned the Reichstag.

Bill Clinton Failed to Prevent the Pearl Harbor Attack.

Bill Clinton is Patient Zero.

Bill Clinton blew up the dam 15,000 years ago and FLOODED THE BLACK SEA.

Bill Clinton Planned the October Revolution.

Bill Clinton instituted the Designated Hitter.

The current economic collapse is entirely the fault of Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton taught the taliban to breed and fly airplanes. He also gave the FBI a vacation and they took it under Bush's watch.

When Bill Clinton didn't inhale, he blew the smoke in my face and I've been a drug addict ever since!

5000 years ago

AND he had bad breath.

Wait, I'm confused. I thought we'd moved on from blaming Bill Clinton to blaming Barack Obama. Isn't Barack the new Bill?

I blame Bill Clinton for getting some when I didn't.

Clinton created adult acne.

Bill Clinton is the real Keyser Soze.

don't forget the heartbreak of psoriasis and ring around the collar...

Bill Clinton makes Vlad the Impaler, and Genghis Khan look tame.

as a matter of fact remember this guy;


guess who the character was based on.......

Now I'm REALLY pissed!

Can any amongst us say for certain that they had even heard of restless leg syndrome before the Clinton era? Need I say more?

Bill Clinton invented irritable Bowel syndrome

Bill CLinton sank the Titanic

Bill CLinton is responsible for diaper rash in adult diaper wearers


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Certainly not Mr. Roarke. Which reminds me, let us not forget that Herve Villachaize died on Clinton's watch.

Clinton's fault.

Its Bill Clinton's fault George W. Bush needed to invaded Iraq.

Bill Clinton nailed Jesus to the cross and created the common cold.

Bill Clinton has all of the socks missing from my dryer.

He broke into my car and took all of the pennies I had in my ashtray.

He's also been stealing my L.A. Times.

Bill Clinton created poison ivy.

Bill Clinton gave us:
The Illuminati.
The heartbreak of psoriasis.
Autism.
Brussels Sprouts.
Waxy yellow build-up.
Hip-hop music.
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11
9/11

He was a real pore roll modle for Britney Palin and her boyfriend Red Nek Luke or whats is name.

And if he hadnet given Orrel Sex a bad name, she woonta got pregnung, neither.

Save the Amerrecan Blow Job! It's endangered!!

Bill Clinton is the reason my cigar taste funny...

Bill Clinton is the reason Shrub is so bitter, imagine the difference in a BJ between Monica and Laura. 'nuff said. One is willing, the other is a very nervous experience!!!!

Bill Clinton Put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine.
Chicago Fire? Slick Willie's Fishy Cigar.

Bill Clinton was the second shooter on the Grassy Knoll.

Bill Clinton is the reason the Chicago Cubs haven't won the World Series in 100 years.

or Tourette's Syndrome (previously known a Loud Mouth)
or ADD (previously known a Class Clown)
or -- sorry guys -- Erectile Dysfunction (previously known as Too Old to Get It Up)

Bill Clinton knocked the books out of Chuck Norris's arms in the school hallway. Now we know why Chuck took up karate and became the most feared being on the planet.

Bill Clinton ate my homework.

Bill Clinton gave my sister the crabs.