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RealLiberal1
Anti-Theft Lunch Bag

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Stealing your co-worker's lunch is a downright contemptible act, that is, if it's perpetrated by someone other than you. But, if you've ever had your lunch stolen, you know the the frustration and anger it causes. You know the revenge and ill-will it inspires. And you know that no matter how well you try to hide your lunch bag at the back of the refrigerator, something's gonna be missing when you open it. Well, lament no more. The Anti-Theft Lunch Bag to the rescue . . .

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are regular sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides. After your sandwich is placed inside, no one will want to touch it.

If you're interested in getting your hands dirty with these bags, please send an email to skforlee@gmail.com and I'll let you know when they become available.






http://www.skforlee.com/independent_work/lunch_bag.html
danisnape
QUOTE (RealLiberal1 @ Sep 21 2008, 10:51 AM) *


why don't you just put a mousetrap in it?
jkun17
QUOTE (danisnape @ Sep 21 2008, 09:08 AM) *
why don't you just put a mousetrap in it?

like the good ole days
rottmom
That bag would only get the sandwich thrown out by the refrigerator police.

They once tossed the head honcho's lunch because he forgot to put the date on the bag. He put his name on it, so they knew whose lunch they were tossing.

He sputtered for hours over that one.
CWV

I caught a lunch theif once by making no-bake chocolate oatmeal cookies with chocolate Ex-Lax. The dumb ass didn't even know what happened til he started complaining about diarrhea and I exposed his ass. It was a thing of beauty, we ended up occupying the restrooms so he had nowhere to go and he ended up going home because he shit in his pants.

He never did it again.
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