I lost My Virginity To Sarah Palin


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The winter nights in Alaska not only produce extreme cold, but also bizarre behavior. Once not so long ago, Sarah met Bleetar a humanoid alien whose saucer had to make an emergency landing not far from Wissela(sp).
Sarah was out night hunting moose with a spot light when she discovered Bleetar, dressed in his silver space suit-standing by his ship. Sarah being the gung ho bitch that she is engaged the alien in a serious debate. One thing led to another and as fast as you can say warp factor 5 Mr. Zulu, Sarah's longjohns came off and......................

Iw. Iw-iw-iw. Made me heurl a perfectly good dinner.

Milfy McMilkshake strikes again!

Tip of the fedora to Carmen