Gov't Offical Shot At By Sarah Palin

It was a few years ago and happened while then Mayor Palin was hunting EI (everything's In). She was aiming at a majestic Kodak bear, slowly she squeezed the trigger, but missed. Later she learned it was SMOKEY THE BEAR, long the official mascot for the Forest Service. He was checking for lit and unattended campfires.

Wow, she really IS just like Cheney.

When she brushes past a tree while walking, does it die three days later?

Cheney hit him.