In this search a potential bride should meet the following criteria,

1. Be a registered voting democrat.
2. She must like to spend hours discussing politics.
3. Must be able to conduct an intelligent discussion.

ok and i have some questions

1. are you packing? and can u deliver a package?
2. are you rich?
3 can you cook?



I needed a laugh b/c I am fired up!

I think your name might scare off most of them, if it was Jack Larson, I think you may have better luck. I do like your criteria though.


I guess I was wrong, John meet Sherry...

Do you cook?
Do your own laundry?
Lift the toilet seat then put it back down?
Do you do household chores without being asked?
Do you snore?

Yes I can cook. I can send a package.

:banana:

i think men cooking is a MUST for women now

I don't think that's the kind of "package" being discussed.

really

i got this thank you lmao!

Do you like critters?
Do you get drunk all the time?
How are you with a chain saw?

1. Yes
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. no

i have another question: how many wives are you looking for?

Just one.

There's always democraticmatch.com

Never went there, but I still hear the ads on the radio.

I have done that! There isn't any women close to me or close to my age group.

o boy I have some more questions:
1. are you legal?
or 2. do u collect SS?

Yes I was born in Patterson NJ

No I don't collect anything other than paychecks

i meant legal age....lmao! not are you a US citizen lol lol
ok i hope you dont think i meant package as package lmao!

He's probably lying about 3 and 4 ... come on, now, Mr. Gotti.

yes I'm 40

and I figured out what you meant by a package. Yes I have enough.

This might be a good time to state that the RRMB, while wishing you all the best of luck, is not responsible for any of this blowing up in your face.

Just so that's clear, you folks are on your own ok?

lmao! lets just say it works...

1. can randi come to the wedding?
2. can she be god mommy?

I live alone so who is going to ask me to do anything other than me?

Hey John

You should try yahoo personals and leave Randi Rhodes blogosphere out of your personal life!

Now this has taken on a life of it's own, best of luck john, let's hope it turns out better than your stint in prison!!! Even Richard Ramirez got marriage proposals!!!

Man you girls have low standards

Is that all it takes?

Good to know

what the fuck happened around here, i go away for a few days and we turn in to eharmony.com ?

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Sarah Palin,

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Are you in the mob?
Do you get paid in large unmarked bills?
Have you ever whacked anybody?
Perche non possi incontrare una ragazza? Sei un scemo o che?

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hey the economy is rough...lol

its all in fun...

I think "Gotti" is in the witness protection program. Why else would a guy move from NJ to KY?

well that explains everything now lmao....

*i swear there are no men who are not criminals and are NOT already married*

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You've come to the right place, Mr. Gotti... lots of eligible women here

Are you asking Mr. Gotti that? Or the person in NEM's avatar

I'm so excited! When's the last time we had a guy deliver a blanket proposal in a forum *swoon*

Oh, and Sherri... ask him if he's handy with tools

Answer 1: No and Yes.

Answer 2: No.

Answer 3: Yes.

And you are not one of them...

well he says he can deliver a package so I assume he can handle tools

Thanks Andrew! I needed that

Ok at least you are honest about not being rich...well neither am I but at least you can cook...lol lol
Angel wants to know if you are handy with tools?

thats not nice lol lol

Somehow I knew I could count on you to get it

great dirty minds think alike

Not the kernaljessup, Sherri! He's cute but he's already married

I was interested in Mr. Gotti's tool-handling skills

Yes I am married as noted in a thread above this. Recently I have learned how to use my tools.

As for Angel...you can put lipstick on a...oh that is so cliche.