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Lucy, 12, eats things that are not food: shoes, sofa cushions and drapery. When her owner bought a popular obedience-training book titled "Why Good Dogs Do Bad Things," Lucy ate that, too.
This totally reminds me of when my wife and I first got our Jack Russell. He was a foundling, and after giving him a bath and taking a trimmer to his tattered up fur, we let him sleep in the bed with us. The next day we bought a bunch of stuff for him- toys, leashes, collars, and a crate for him to sleep in. He didn't like the crate. . . to say the least. He spent that entire first night trying to claw his way out of it while we tried everything we could think of to calm him down.
Day 3 we went to find some dog training tools, and found a clicker-training kit, and some flash cards with instructions for teaching different tricks; one of them included a picture of a dog in a box with a caption that said, "fun in a box." The card basically taught you how to play peek-a-boo with the dog.
We left him in the apartment that day for work, and when we came back we found that he had climbed onto the table where we had left the kit and knocked it all over the floor. He devoured the rawhide diploma in the kit, and scattered the flash cards all over the floor. The only one destroyed though was, "Fun in a Box."
Our dogs now all sleep on pillows at the end of the day, and the Jack Russell invariably finds his way onto the bed by morning.