Evidently, you didn't get the obit.
QUOTE (pestone @ Oct 13 2008, 12:23 PM)

BTW, Edward was electrocuted this weekend trying to water his lawn and string Xmas lights simultaneously. Services will be held at Our Lady of the Colostomy Bag in the Rossmoor Lesiure World. In lieu of flowers, mourners are asked to send donations to the Ensure Foundation.
He was creamated on Friday, and his ashes spread over the AARP administration building on Carson Street. I am considering moving to Kentucky to become a Trappist Monk and serve the Lord by making Kentucky Bourbon Fruitcakes. Get your holiday order in soon! These babies move fast!
http://www.gethsemanifarms.org/fruitcake.asp