Damn, dude...that HAD to be a wet fart...

I wonder... if the old dude died right now would they let Palin pick her Veep running mate???

You have a vewy wide stance

Oh God, why do I feel like the Turkey at Thanksgiving dinner...

I know he misunderstood and thought this was the Agarn convention, but I can't believe this fool is still sitting here waiting for Larry Storch to speak.

What do you mean you're black? Why, I didn't even notice.

this is what I have to do to become President... this is what I have to do to become President... this is what I have to do to become President...

Wow she looks good...just think about baseball.

"I can't believe I forgot my prostate medicine."

Looks like I picked the wrong time to make racist innuendoes.

SuaF (can't quote your post, but it made me hear McCain say:)



"See? See? I have a black guy beside me. See?"

I can't wait to win this election! I will be able to screw this country!

"You scared me Senator, for a minute there I thought you were dead."

Now I understand. You haven't seen daylight in a verrrry long time, have you?

You are the first pink man I have ever seen. So sad, a pink man.

"Damn!!!! This man isn't just white....he's pasty white."

"i shall call him mini me."

- john mccain

What's that funky smell............ did he let loose an old man fart???

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is that??? I want to say he's cute! I'm sure in person he's very cute.


Edited: actually, it appears this is a "she".

I'm guessing a mole rat.

' ... put ... the ... papers ... down ... and kick them aside slowly ... and stop rolling your eyes around ... you're freaking us out ... and that yellow tie just blows ... '

SWAT

and, please God, don't EVER put him in front of a green background!