Serious Gap In Neocon Idiot Race

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Reliable sources report there is a serious gap developing in the race for the title of neocon idiot talk show host. Until yesterday, Dr. Michael Weiner (aka: Michael Savage, Michael Sewage, Wiener the Wiennie and Weinnie the Whiner) was the acknowledged king and title holder of neocon idiot for his daily perpetual train wreck of a radio program.

Then last week, chip off the old Altzheimers block, Michael Reagan in violation of numerous federal, state and local laws challegned his lead by soliciting capital murder of a 911 truth activist Michael Dice, who is bringing needed in formation to the troops in iraq about what happened in the attack against the World Trade Center and Pentagon in September of 2001. Reagan openly advocated the murder, taking after his commander-in-chief, violating both federal criminal law as well as FCC regulations. The matter is now is the hands of the FBI.

Then, yesterday, reagan surged past the doctor of phraenology Weiner leaving him in cloud of woofle dust grabbing the crown of being the biggest idiot on the neocon airwaves, by advoacting the detonation of hand grenades shoved "up the butts" of one year old Muslim infants and the slaughter of their mothers. His final benediction for the Middle East was to say that only the deaths of everyone there would bring lasting peace. In his message regan did not specify if he was taling about only Arabs or Israelis as well?

Can anyone say..."madcow"???