Thats what I'M talking about !!!!!

Who needs porn when you have a hot chick with big tits willing to have sex ANYWHERE!

That reminds me of the hot chick in engraving kiosk at the plaza, she went to prom with my friend, put out nada, until a year later with me, they (boobs) were really bordering on obnoxious, but no complaints here. (Is this out loud? I have a wife and a family to protect, ah fuck it)

Today is Dogwoman and my 17th wedding anniversary.

Congrats. Hubby and I just had our 13! Isn't marriage great!

She always wanted to be a June bride and elope to Reno like True Californians. When we R-U-N-D O-F-T together, my divorce became final before hers. So, every day, I would ask her to marry me; then stop myself and say, "Oh, that's right. You're an encumbered woman." I did this every day until HER divorce was final. Then I shut up. It took her about three weeks to finally stamp her little foot and say, "I Wanna Be Married!" So we bought a case of Domaine Chandon Champagne seconds from my future sister-in-law for 1/4 of the retail price and headed up to Reno where we were married by a woman minister who sounded like Georgie Jessel's granddaughter. When we got the license there, the clerk didn't ask me any questions at all. She asked Dogwoman,

"Which marriage is this for YOU, honey?"

"You didn't ask HIM that.", Dogwoman replied.

"No! But I AM asking you.", was the clerks response.

Janet had to mutter a chagrined,"Third."

I told her that the third time IS the charm, especially for a witch like her.

If I end up finding out that you are actually my father in law, I'm gonna faint.

Edit... oh wait he's not a Californian. Really close story though!

If I were in your father-in-law, You'd certainly remember turning onto this road to visit us and seeing this view:




Then parking on our pad and coming into our little "Love Nest":



Or down the beach here:

Ok I want to visit you! LoL

That's awesome! Congrats!

Good point!
Just let me snatch a bag of twizzlers from the bin and let's get busy!!

I am not French nor am I an Algerian. I can play certain songs by The Cure on an old Casio keyboard and I did play a rather convincing anti-hero in my 6th grade class's production of "Happiness is a Warm Puppy". Only recently of which have I learned was a driving force behind Beatle Paul's favorite White song which is a stunning piece, in and of itself, by employing 5 movements and at least three separate time signatures all in the span of two minutes and forty-five seconds.

Oh, and I've never had sex in a Blockbuster...or with Twizzlers, for what its worth

I never want to get to know my father in law that well!

Congrats Ish!! I hope you & Dogwoman have had 17 blissful years together & have many more to come!! Speaking of anniversaries, my oldest brother is having his Golden 50th anniversary next Saturday!!

Happy anniversary!

How is Dogwoman doing Ish? She's been on my mind these days. Tell her I said hey.

And btw, you can't go to Egypt. Period. I said so. But you are more than welcome in Detroit. I believe it is Pontiac (or one of the suburbs) that has more Arabs per capita than any place outside the Middle East. So if its culture you are looking for, we have it.

If its danger, well you could always drive in Detroit during rush hour!

My grandfather was a "hell and brimstone" Southern Baptist preacher and got paid $7 a week.

My great, great, great, great grandfather William Poage, traveled with Daniel Boone to Kentucky and helped build Boonesborough. He's mentioned in many books regarding Boone. His daughter was the fourth white child born in KY.

I've met and talked to a few famous people: George Harrison, Jeff Lynne(ELO), Chuck Berry, Robin Zander(Cheap Trick) and George Carlin.

One thing I've never mentioned....I wanted to be a rock singer.

My grandfather was also a Southern Baptist minister. And my great, great, great, great... (not sure how many "greats") grandfather was Edward Doty.

Doty had many famous descendants..

Vincent Price, Dick Van Dyke, John Ritter, and Jordana Brewster, composer Roger Sessions, civil libertarian Roger Nash Baldwin, historian Mercy Otis Warren, educator Kingman Brewster, Jr., and investor Warren Buffett.

And many, many more not so famous descendants - e.g. me

And I am adopted, so it wasn't until I found my biological parents that I learned of my ancestry. My biological father descended from Mr. Doty.

Um...WOW!
So that is what that white gooey sticky stuff was on that video I rented!

Okay Tap! Spill the beans!! It's not fair name dropping & not tell us who the hell you're talking about!!!

Pikers! I'm looking at #20 in a couple of months.

I sense I'm supposed to buy something REALLY expensive, but I'm married to this woman who claims not to want or like jewelry. Nonetheless, am I right in guessing that I'd perhaps better rethink my Vespa plan?

I kinda had sex on top of some kind of abandoned grain storage building near Chicago once. But I hate heights and I don't know how I got talked in to climbing up there and I was thinking more about getting down than getting off so it didn't work out very well. Forget the Mile High Club. I couldn't even manage the 60 Feet High Club.

Is there a Randi Rhodes cruise this year?

Well, I don't know...? Just think of all the $$$ you'll save on gas!

Oh, I thought he meant he WASN'T getting the vespa.

I like the vespa thing myself. That and smart cars.

Mighty Morphine Power Rangers!

Bushwa and Princess Vespa ?



ya gotta watch out though, she gets cranky if she doesn't get her Valium:

I was always compared to Punky Brewster growing up.

She'd kill me in my sleep. The wife despises discussion of politics. That's why I'm forced to go elsewhere to find satisfaction, seedy places of ill-repute like THIS.

I LOVE the Smart cars, but the mark up here is 100%+! We'd have bought one last year, and went looking. We found the vehicles listing at $15k were selling for $35k! I shit yee not.

Mary Lou Retton here.

SHE would get her Valium. All of it she wanted.

Last year they were being imported into the US. As of January they're being sold directly by dealers. I wish they'd update their website, but there's a list of dealers there:

http://www.smartusa.com/

Along that same line - I have no internal compass. If I'm driving, say, west, down a street that I don't recognize, and I have to turn to go, say, south, I won't know what direction to turn. I'll turn a random direction and see if the street numbers go the right way. If they don't, I'll turn around.

Sometimes I'll go the wrong way twice in a row. For example, my destination is north-east of my location. I'm heading east, and I want to turn north. I'll turn south, and then to fix it, I'll turn west. Then I usually pull into a parking lot and bang my head on the steering wheel.

I'll give ya two: when i got out of the army i traded floor space for roadie duties in Seattle, got to open for Iggy Pop in Bellingham-want to know what a strange bill is check out Pluckos You Tube channel and see what our act was!! Second my wife of twenty plus met me in a series of bars at a series of shows with me working for her second fave band. Oh and no my wife is NOT in the viideo (coulda woulda shoulda).

Ish my bud!!! Jan my budess!!! CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH, If I would have known I would've called, so I'll put it here


YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!


Roborock, I can't do that, you just have to believe me, I have no reason to lie.

I have quite the opposite problem. My wife loves to talk politics and we agree with each other most of the time. The argument comes when trying to decide who said what first and who said it better.

Sounds like heaven

Smarty pants

pssst...I stole the idea for this thread from a Neo Con!

I would love to have a wife who cares about politics as me, mine does to an extent, but no where near as much of a junkie as me. SIGH.

Yeah, but the Neo Con probably stole the idea from a Liberal to begin with.

Mrs. Spex would be pleased to hear you say that.
I admit I could have done much worse in the marriage thing.

Well, I do enjoy the company of my two kids who LOVE to talk politics. Alas, they're not too much into nuance and gray areas. If a member of congress is a bad guy for his vote one day, they're quite baffled when the next day on another vote they want to call him names, and I have to tell them, "No, this time he did the right thing."

Sometimes, yes, it's like RRMB, because we'll get into discussing one of those situations, I'll tell them how one Senator did a terrible job on FISA, but came through on something else, and my 15 year old son will turn, point at me and shriek "GATEKEEPER!"

At 13 and 15 they're definitely of the "Fool me once, and you're a corrupt lying bastard who will never redeem himself no matter how many future votes you make that I agree on" school.

We were watching McClellan's testimony the other day, my daughter asked who it was. I said it was GWB's former press secretary and she looked at the screen and yelled "LIAR!" And there I am trying to tell her she's right, but explaining what he's saying now. It must be a lot like English class for them, where all the rules have these ifs, ands and buts.

This being the Bush era, I do keep coming to this thread expecting to see some information posted with random, little known facts about me. It took me a while before I realized I am supposed to post them.

Well, the upside is that my wife DOES ask me to fill out the sample ballot so she "knows exactly how to vote." Precisely one of the kinds of voter I despise, except when I get to decide.

Hey, thanks so MUCH! There's a dealer just a hop skip and a jump away! I think I've got a weekend plan to go looking!

Any idea on what they're doing with the mark up?

Last time I looked - probably 9 months ago, I went to an EnviroAuto-type lot in Glendale, CA. That's where they had them for $35k. They had USED models, Smart and other variations, for $35k and up.

Though the Smart is much nicer, I was intrigued how so many of the other interiors are dead ringers for the 60s-70s era VW Beetle. Painted metal shell inside, vinyl upholstery with about 1/4" of padding over the springs. They just ALL look as though they're made in Moldova or China, and for the Chinese and/or Moldovians.

I can't type!