Hold the pickles hold the lettuce ... special orders don't upset us

Have it your way, right away!

That's gotta be a mess down there.

Here's a little viral video I did for my job on YouTube.


Dan From LA Plays His Bass!

I love that show!

Well thats safer than Detroit!

Wow, that was fun to watch. Thanks for sharing that Dan

That was indeed fun to watch!

I don't like STRAWBERRIES!

Neither do I.

Then together we vow2 never have strawberry shortcake!

I've developed a pretty good sense of direction. I can read a map, but then my brain flips it around and I remember it opposite, so I get lost and because I get lost so often, I've developed a good sense of direction.

That's pretty kewl!

I thought professional wrestling was real until I was in High School. Ditto on Santa Claus, Captain Crunch and the one eyed rabbit from Donnie Darko...which came out after I finished high school.

(pssst....wrestling is real)

My arm hair is blonde.

You're right.

It's the goddamn elections that are fixed...

Makes sense that they put the two together. Here its all tossed in under the College of Social Science along with psychology, cop school and, believe it or not, landscaping. No, I don't know why, maybe you can explain.

As for following your comments, I have to be honest, I have a brain like a sieve. I remember dumb stuff and pretty much nothing from the important sector. I blame all that television I watch. But very impressive Seeker, I knew from your posts that you were one of the smart ones, I just wasn't paying close enough attention to know in what field. I think anthropology is very interesting.

Have you ever been tested for dyslexia?

So true, and politics is much more violent

well, i spent 20 years in a cult. I had a Bush sr poster in my dorm room in academy. I was sexualy harrassed by at a major health insurance firm, and learned that cant happen cause im a white male. I just learned recently i dont know everything. that one is still hard for me.

what i meant by my last statement was the older I get the less I know.

I is an exshellent schpeller................

I suffer from a severe case of arachnophobia!!! Of course there is a valid reason behind that, when you live around Black Widows...

when I was 7 years old, I thought Barry Goldwater was cool

GregC-- I'd take Barry over any one of these neocon bastards anyday. Plus Barry did a lot of charity work for the Native Americans in Az. He even was an honorary member of many tribes. He even participated in the snake dance, and got a tattoo resembling a snake bite on his leg. Sounds cool to me!!!

You don't know less, you just realize how much you don't know (over time the "knowledge gap" always increases, its why ignorance is bliss).

Moreover, I've finally realized that the intellectual prowess of an individual lies not in how often he or she is correct but how infrequently he or she is wrong.



It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt . -- George Eliot

I agree, he took a good stand on issues, and not always conventional

Those were the days of innnnnnnooo----ceennntssssss

I've always thought that admitting to be wrong was a bad thing, I now love it. I hate to be the right one all the time, it really is a load off my mind.

I'm not perfect. I thought I was wrong once, but it turned out that I wasn't.

I was once falsely accused by an elected official of a serious crime, a story that was covered nationally, and the subject of scholarly analyses by journalism organizations. Alas, when I was vindicated two years later and the by-then-disgraced official had been revealed as a liar, it was barely covered locally, and not at all nationally.

On the other hand, and in matters 100% unrelated to the episode I just mentioned, to my knowledge I am the only journalist in the US who has ever been able to compel an elected official to apologize for and retract accusations that stories I'd written about him were untrue, apologies and retractions he had to make on three different occasions on radio and television. For a long time one of those retractions was the "greeting" on my answering machine. (He also had to pay my legal fees and punitive damages.)

Thats good


I noticed my bosses are always wrong. Thus they don't last long around me

I donno about that. My parents know a hell of a lot more now than they did when I was 16. Not quite sure how that happened

Oh my, you're channeling my mother Tyo! I remember she always said parents get really stupid when you turn 15-16 and they start getting smart again when you hit 25-30, or have kids, whichever comes first.

(paraphrased, I threw in the having kids part)

I can blow spit bubbles off the tip of my tongue

Tyo, some advice. Sick and demented people may use personal information to expoit other people. Sort of like twisted former Psyco-Ops or Black Ops not receiving proper care after seeing action. There is a demand for political operatives right now and since it is all about money, they kinda replace ethics and morals with the Almighty buck. Of course the opposite side of that story is Industrial Esponiage with all of the dirty tricks that are encompassed through cold war practices developed along time ago. There are some deviants who I refer to as practicing malicious interference, a Ham Radio term. Advice is just ignore them hoping emergency communications continue with little or no effect.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...ml?hpid=topnews

Oh, bullshit! I'll bet you can't!

Really, I can! I have to drink some milk or something so that my saliva is at the right consistency (more than you probably wanted to know), but it's true, I can

We be jammin Walkin the dog, kickin the kitty.CQDX

Is that something you do at The Oregon Country Fair,ubabrba?

Um, no it was something I learned how to do when I was about 12. I saw some other kid doing it... I found it fascinating, so I taught myself how

Sounds like something you see at the midnight show!

I used to work in picture framing and met some notable people working around Phoenix. Lou Rawls, Phil Mickleson, Fred Goldman, Dave Mustain. Charles Keating came in a few times, and he is a seriously cheap bastard. Former Arizona Gov. Jane Hull was actually a really nice person and I'll never forget that when she wanted to frame a group photo from the Governor's Convention she had us re-use a frame with a charicature of her drunk in Vegas. The funniest moment was when I wrote an order for a very nice pastel of Sandy Koufax for a couple and we got into a conversation about the Dodgers. The man asked me who my favorite Dodger was and I said no doubt it had to be Fernando Valenzuela. I then asked for their phone number and when I entered it into the computer up came the name - Tom Candiotti!

me too, I admit it.

I gotcher coconuts right here, PPP.

As The Coconuts Drop

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that's just too cool for words, Seeker !

As my irritated mother once said to her sort of know-it-all son-in-law, "I've forgotten more than you've ever known." He was a decent guy, but she pwned him that day. BTW, she was 80 then; he 40.

ahh... thanks for the heads up. but I'm not quite sure what you're getting at as it relates to me. You're going to have to spell it out for me better than that.

I think they meant Alfredo.

You two do look alike.

When I worked for Blockbuster video a million years ago I used to regularly have sex in the storage room.

Yeah, I've noticed that. People are always confusing me with Zac Efron too

I love this thread, so funny and fascinating. I also thought of another thing about my near perfect self (Sarcasm, comin at ya) I was once hit on by one of the stars of a popular 70's TV show in Chicago, I was here visiting friends and went out to a bar, and this woman came on to me. She told me how she loved horses, but even more, cowboys. Well I didn't know who she was, and I had a girlfriend at the time. My friends thought I was crazy, because she's a TV star, and when they told who she was, I still didn't know. AND, I, the poor broke bastard, bought her a drink! She was there filming a rotten TV show that was canceled after the first season, and I've never heard of her since, but it was her, that I know, because she gave me her first name. Talk about making a good decision, at least once I did. Who needs that kinda life?

Kimfromlongisland--So what, who hasn't? JK although I prefer Family Video, they rent porn.