Randi talking about the hollow nature of cable news reportage :

If Natalee Holloway had disappeared into a black site prison no one would know.

Randi to Rep. Robert Wexler re: her sunburn. "I'm like a tomato with boobs."

"Torture is a real ratings grabber."

Randi: "The Republicans have gotten more mileage out of gays, than Bravo, the E! Channel, and HGTV combined!"

Randi: "Gay issues aren't even at the top of gay people's issues right now! Americans don't care who you're pumping, they just know it's 4 dollars a gallon!"

Randi: "Digital smidgital."

She's on a roll, butter her.

(Yep, just about recovered and awake now from the holiday, after all these non-stop jokes.)

"Mr. Diesel." Now that's some good information.

Mccain: "What's a backstage pass?"

Randi: "Ask your wife"

HAAA!
xoxox

I'm sure she knows about back stage very well, the trollup c*nt

The panda "pooped" out the baby and put it in her mouth.

I don't want men watching that.

On Limbaugh - "biggest junkie that couldn't play guitar"

"Panda Pleasure Palace."

That's one of her best!!

O.S.P.E.C.

Organiazation of sperm exporting countrys.


OOOOOH I'm dying.

ROTF'inFLMF'inAO

Randi: "They shouldn'ta told anybody, because now the Iranians are gonna try to break their dependency on foreign bull semen!"

"Puff away. Puff away, Iran. Cheaper, too. A trillion dollars buys a lot of cigarettes. Hundreds of packs. 16 after."

She's quick, that one.



Boing . . .

On McCain's comment about cigarettes to Iran:

Randi: Puff away Iran. A trillion dollars will buy a lot of packs of cigarettes. What's that, several hundred packs?

She also said it would take less time than McCain's plan. A cigarette can take 30 or 40 years, and he wants to be in the Middle East for a hundred, or a thousand, or a million years.

Organization of Sperm Associated Countries.

O' SAC.

I have sperm for sale, $1,000/ pop, top of the line quarter horse, we have 7 of the top ten QH's on record, take a number...

Yeah, yeah that was it.
It was hard to remember the exact words after laughing like that.

I just remembered it because the "sack" part of it gave me a double entendre happy, and she really punched that when she said the acronym.

I would say she "punched me in the sack", but being a chick, alas, I am sackless.

But no matter what, yeah, it's a bitch to try to write these little gems down when you're laughing your ass off at the same time....

Getting kicked in the 'nads really hurts if you're a man.
If you kick a woman there will she double over too?
Seriously, I don't know. I Never kicked a girl in the 'nads.
I've never seen a woman get kicked there either.
I've seen "knock-down, drag-outs" between women but they don't kick each other there.
Is it ineffective or do women just fight fairer than men do?

Well, there was that scene in So I Married an Axe Murderer.

I loved that crazy Hezbollah lady and Randi was finally just like "BIIIITTTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!" to get teh womans attention.

I also liked it when Randi threw up on-air. Not necessarily a quote, but I remember being amused after learning she was okay when she came back on-air after the break and after the message board had been flooded with theories about what happened. Good times. Let's play that clip again on a "Best Of"?!?

Never saw that one.

Randi: "They gave Edwards crap about a $400 haircut, and meanwhile McCain stands there in his $520 dollar Ferragamo moccasins...."

On Ted Haggard...Ehh send me some hookers and meth.

Spex--You have to see that movie, it fucking high-larry-us, one of the few Mike Myers movies that did not get the credit it deserved, trust me on this one.


Sickupandfed---"It was written in the Bible!!!!" FREAKS!!!

McCain's gonna break his hip swiveling on his chair with all his flip flops.

I am new to progressive radio so don't kill me if I got the wrong hembra.

Welcome!.."wrong hembra?"

Hembra is spanish for female. Was it Randi or Stephani?

Yo no se !

Ok, now I see read it as an adjective like macho. Randi says it alot but most progressive hosts use it.

Randi: " I live in a gated neighborhood, where people have a lot of money and the only color that matters there is GREEN (dollars). They don't care if you are Muslim, Latin, Black ™, now in that same neighborhood there are 10 houses in foreclosure"

It is the compliment of Macho.


Hembra o Macho = Female or male. I can see the similarity between hembra/hombre which is comparable between woman vs man. Two simple letters makes the difference.

Randi [On Grandpa McSame offering up his wife to a crowd of bikers for a handful of cheap votes]: "What is she supposed to do, host diplomatic functions AND give lapdances?"

5by5--You beat me to it, damn, I spit my drink out my nose when she said that. But it may be too early to actually have the quote of the day because she is rolling!!! We should make it the quote of the hour instead...

Well today has been a "target rich environment" for the Goddess....

Regarding the Republican Party's love of authoritarian leaders.

"So basicly we're "Tops" and they're "Bottoms". "

That was a good rant wasn't it Mr. X?

This world is full of people who have stopped listening to themselves (offcenter) or have listened only to their neighbors/peers to learn what they ought to do or think, how they ought to behave, and what the values are that they should be living for.

Yeah, we're basically tops.

All bottoms wanna be tops....

Well, sometimes I do miss coffee chat.

A whole lotta biker, McCain, beer heiress, and Paris - what's a girl to do?

But the best part is Randi won against CACI.

That is pretty fly.

I knew they were in trouble when the CACI CEO went to the trouble of going on C-Span to spin his case before a Faux News reporter. Desperate much?

Yep. Good rant.

And there's this...I know immature but it cracks me up!

Hurts at 14 secs

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/tv/del_taco_pyramid

Randi: "Herb, get me another gin, I have to call the police."



It was just the way she said it...

Randi talking about McCain driving bus!!!!
That shit is FUNNY!
no no no...
That is some funny SHIT!!!


SHe is crackin' my ass up!!!

Gotta give props to that listener too, "Hunter Geezer."

I just thought "What's he doing going after Obama? With a name like that, shouldn't he be a McCain wannabe assassin?"
But really, what would be the point? The man's so old, if he flip-flops one more time, he's gonna give HIMSELF a stroke, so could there be anything more pointless?

And what's with the machete?

Loon alert!

Hunter Geezer

Old GEEZER huunter!!

Oh man My side is hurting!!!