"Beijing, I'm Leady!"

Landi Lhodes Lules!

In menacing tone regarding fascism in US, China.

Chinese alarm system:

Intludel Arelt! Seculity Bleach on Rever Thlee!
Landi Lhodes Lures!

Ha ha, I've always wanted to share that!
Herro flom Beijing!

We all should stop. It's a joke in very poor taste.

Awww, jeez, you're no fun...but okay.
I'll stop, but imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Thank you.

You may imitate me all you like. I'm mostly harmless.

On McThusela:

He flips really easy.

He must be very limber.

Chasing Cindy around the pole or something keep his hips in shape.

"Hillary screwed by the screwers!!" ~ Randi Rhodes



This is about Hillary being a victim of the two biggest Dem. sex scandals ever.

I can't remember the exact quote, but it was something about McCain talking about Georgia and peaches!!

OMG, that was LOL funny.

(It is a great wonder that he got the right Georgia and that he knew about wiki.)

Sickupandfed---Mcrazy is shrubs bottom, that's what keeps his hips in shape!!!

Talking to philosopher truck driver - "You're a bad philosopher that drives a truck."

Caller trying to say Hitler was logical.

I just want to watch the Swimmiad.

Bush, whadya gonna do with him, eh . . so happy, so go lucky, so NOT there? (Must be a blissful experience.) Randi's got his number.

I haven't been watching this Olympic thing, but now I hear about giant Russian women, my curiosity will not stop. Is it already over? Anybody know when they'll be on?

I haven't watched much except after work when I've finished a closing shift and can't get to sleep until 2am. even then I never seem to catch anything interesting so it's usually background while I surf the net.

Same here, almost too busy to see it, except what I can catch on span or net.
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Now . . . not prezidential for Bush to play "grab lower back"

(Doesn't sound quite so snappy.)

Anytime Randi calls Lindsay Graham "John McCain's Buttboy", that's my vote for best quote!
I laughed out loud, in the office with headphones on, I must look completely insane from the hours Noon-Three PDT.
Whoo hoo, Brent B.

We should start a best guest quote thread, Budowski today,
""Guy's who weren't even old enough to shave when Gone With The Wind was in the theatre talking about starting wars is scary" I think that's accurate, I missed some of it because I was laughing.

(paraphrase)

Thanks to Media Matters for finding the lies in this book...it's like asking to find the nouns...


xoxox

Perhaps more a Melissa Etheridge quote but I find the whole "Tipper, Randi's having a hot flash!" story very beautiful.

LOL! Even in a power outage, she doesn't miss a time check!

"The truth is out there and the Republicans want to smother it in it's cradle."

We (her audience of "wonks") are the first line of defense.

I was on youtube and heard and oldie but a real goodie..."Rudy tootie fresh and fruity".

But IMO what was better was that she lost it!

Randi: "The truth is out there, but Republicans want to smother it in the cradle. They're the hand that rocks the cradle."

"My purpose driven life is being driven off a cliff."

(Hear ya on that.)
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Obama today (a paraphrase): The average family income went up during Clinton Presidency. The average family income has gone down during the Bush Administration. A swing (or a difference) of $7,000.00. But people don't whine [Phil Gramm] or complain about Washington favoring banks, insurance companies, oil companies, or drug companies - they have tried to keep their families together, piecing together whatever they have to do to stay afloat. McCain was just asked yesterday, what do you think of the economy? He said, "Oh, I think it is fundamentally strong."

Jesus Christus that's a helluva image -- "Rush Limbaugh in Lederhosen trolling for Dominican car parkers?"

My eyes! My eyes!

@ the Democratic National Convention

Randi: " The American Dream has not died, just went on hiatus"

Randi on Hillary's Ensemble: "Only she can do the Cheez-Whiz colored suit. Do NOT try this at home, you are not a world leader."

Santorum jokes are fun.

"Let Santorum referee for the fetus hail mary pass." (there's more but that's all I got)
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There was a question about going easy on Sarah Palin cause she's a woman?


Randi: "I want the door held open for me and then I want to boss you around."

Randi: "It was the Bobby Flay throwdown!"

Randi: "Whatever you do, don't punt the fetus!"

Uhhhh... I was brought here for fetal handling.

That was a cool in your face to Bush. Lot's of symbolism last night in both set and music.

The caller made the Randi laugh with: "All I can figure is she brings some curb appeal to the Uncle Fester campaign."

Good job!!!

When the thing at the top of your resume is the fact that you like mooseburgers, you're not qualified to be President.

About the Dobson's of the world: "Praying for bad things to happen to good people?"

Thanks for that (in the sig). Will ponder.

About the lies concerning Sarah Palin:

Even Larry King almost belched up a lung on that one!(paraphrased)





Randi darling, You are on a roll and it's only 3:15

"Serving 6,000 people would be impressive if you were a caterer."

Go Randi Go !!! MY

Damn you beat me to it.

Me too!

Randi: "You think you can trot out a working uterus and we're in awe?"

5by5--Man are you fast, I thought it was so funny!!!

"When she's carrying, Sara Palin's ass is so big you have have to name it"

There was something in there too about her NY condo association having more people than Palin's town that literally caused me to spit my iced tea.

This one was pretty good too...

Randi: "You know what a mayor of a town that size does? Tries to decide whether to put the baby Jesus in front of the courthouse, or the local church. That's it."

I just remembered the other one.

Randi: "You know what Alaska is? It's a colder version of Tammany Hall."

PERFECT. Perfect joke.

Second that emotion.

My high school alma mater in the Jersey Burbs has a population of 5,000 - wonder what the principal would do when Vlad's on the red phone, talking smack about nukes?

Something about the KISS Army and pork products.... Can't type. Laughing too hard!