Great now we're safe from angry moose and caribou!


With jokers like this she will always have material.

Loves me some Randi.

"Hoo-ah down! We've got a hoo-ah down here!"

On the sheeple in the audience at the RNC:

"You know why they keep chanting 'USA! USA!'...it's because it's the only thing they can spell!"

Randi: "Palin wore the clippy thing in her hair for the speech, because she didn't know she was going to be making it! They flew her out in the middle of the night like a Bin Laden!"

Can I quote Letterman, that was hysterical, She looks like the real estate agent whose picture you see on a bench, she looks like the mayor of a small town that banned dancing!!!!

Yes you most certainly may. That deli bit was hysterical too.

44? 44?? .........45? Classic.

Randi: "Eisenhower would have bitchslapped Rumsfeld."

Damn straight!!

Ike would've knocked him out in one punch. Rummy only talks tough, he is not tough. He's a pussy.

And I'd hate to see what Patton would have done to him. Whew!

On Palien's interview w/Charlie Gibson: "These answer's are so canned they should come with a nutrition label."

She's even better the second time around!

How about this one . . .

"Hillary Clinton will get the vice-presidential nomination. O'bama will HAVE to give it to her"


How many times did Randi say that?

And every time she did, I knew she was wrong.

Dr. L

" . . . bounce your boobies! . . .


Jeebus! This one has been around SOOOO freakin' long . . .

PLEASE . . . get another theme song, Girl . . .
. . . even if you only play it on Fridays . . .

I have to turn down the volume every time I hear it.

Dr. L

I think you posted these in the wrong thread. This is the Randi's Best Quote thread not the diss Randi thread.

Randi: "McCain's solution is always the military. Bomb, bomb, bomb... bomb Lehman Brothers...."

Randi: "Sarah Palin said, [apply whiny nasally voice here] 'Alaska provides 20% of the nation's energy...' It's 3.5%, but maybe she was rounding up."

"How do you know the teleprompter is working? Sarah Palin is speaking and making sense."

"It's like putting O.J. in charge of the investigation of the murder of Nicole."

...or something like that.

Why are you intentionally misspelling Barack Obama's name? I noticed in another thread you refer to him as "Barry O'Bama." This isn't cute.

It's that old "fuzzy math" Bush was so good at figuring out!

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Hi,

I have tried to attach a cute jpg file for you to see.
I hope it is included with this response.

The junior senator from Illinois is half-Irish.
There are many familiar Irish surnames such as O'Reilly, O'hara, O'toole, etc.
I think its interesting & funny that his African surname can be spelled in a similar manner.
Spelling it with the little apostrophe can remind people of his Irish heritage, which is not a bad thing.

Also, until he was out of high school, his family always called him "Barry".
It wasn't until he was attending college that he began asking people to call him Barack.

You didn't know this?

Dr. L

We knew it was irrelevant, and that this is not the thread for that BS.

Oh, right, I see. You're giving a TRIBUTE to his Irish heritage? Please don't pretend that the members of this board are fools. It's Barack Obama.

Randi: "The shelf life on Palin was shorter than Hanson. It's time for a Menudo comeback!"

"The Less You Know,
The More You Like
McCain/Palin 08"

The more you know, the more SCARED you have to be -- even CONSERVATIVES.

http://loomisnews.wordpress.com/

Palin...........the other White Meat.

RL--My question is, whose in charge of that house? Imagine being Toad, "yep that's my wife, she's pretty smart...for an alaskan...did I spell that write? You know I'm really good on a snowmachine. Oh and she gives good head, I mean she belieives in helmutt laws. I gotta go..."

DRILL HERE! DRILL NOW! DRILL ME!

GO DRILL YOURSELF!

Palin is shorter than a MMMMMMMMMMM-Bop Hanson. She's such a weiner. Todddddddddddddddddddddddd!

She's scared of the media AND a subpoena. And she calls herself a tough pit bull.

Melanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh For God's Sake

Hi,

Don't try to impugn my motives, you little wanna'-be censor.
You asked me a question; I answered.

You have something against the Irish?
You think it's an insult to refer to Obama's white heritage?

At this moment, the only member of this board
who I think is a fool . . . is you.

Dr. L

A Pit bull that should spayed

On McSame appearing at the GE plant in Michigan, greeted by plant workers wearing Obama tee-shirts/buttons, who after listening to Grampage began chanting "Obama in 08," necessitating the restriction of Gramppearances to town-hall meetings with tickets only available from the local GOP:

"He can't stand the heat, so he's changing the kitchen...He's remodeling."

Randi: "That 'they privatize the profits and socialize the losses' quote of mine is making the rounds too, and could somebody just once give me credit for it?"

This means you, Nancy Pelosi.....

HERE'S A BIG PAT ON THE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ditto.

I'm not TRYING to IMPUGN your motives. I AM IMPUGNING your motives.

freakonomics

Hi,

With all due consideration . . .

What is your problem? Obama was called "Barry" by every relative he lived with as he grew up, (his mother, grandparents, half-sister, etc) and every person who knew him, until he was in his young twenties. If we were able to ask him, I would bet that among his oldest and closest personal friends, there are still a few who find themselves calling him "Barry" under certain circumstances.

I have a friend who decided at the age of thirty that she wanted to be called "Terry" instead of Theresa. I still call her Theresa, as does all of her friends who knew her for too long as "Theresa", and she does not have any problem with that.

Why the indignation because I point to the amusing synchronicity that allows his surname of African origin to be spelled in a manner that is typical of the most traditional of Irish surnames, which constitutes one-half of his genetic heritage?

There are people who will not vote for Obama because he is "half-black". There certainly are other people who, while still being racist, will be able to mitigate those emotions because, after all, the dude is "half-white" too. I think it is to his advantage to publicize and promote his mixed heritage, and I believe that I am in the majority in that regard.

I have volunteered time at the local O'bama campaign headquarters to make phone calls and try to register new voters. I intend to volunteer more time over the coming weeks. I have donated approximately $300 to his campaign, which is more money than I have ever donated to any other political campaign. I intend to vote for him.

You have some problem with his mixed heritage?
Too bad.
You think it's a negative?
You are in the minority with that opinion.

Explain it to me, if you can . . . what is your problem?


Examine *yourself*, pal.


(Why did you pick a weasel for your avatar? Does that say anything about your personality?)

Dr. L

I was listening yesterday and heard Randi say she wanted credit for this quote:

"Republicans want to privatize
profits and socialize losses."

So I figured I'd just whomp it up.



But since I was doing it on zazzle, it made sense to do it as a template; there's all kinds of things you might want to say.

Drop your fave Randi Quote Here

I left it customizable, so if you want to add in your favorite radio station, you can.

I made this primarily because I want to use the quote in a blog post at Graphictruth.com it's timely. I cover server fees and beer with my designs, so I can be picky about ads. Oh, hell, let's be honest - I can't use google adwords because Google doesn't like how often I drop f-bombs. It's also a great way of doing a quick graphic for a story; I just need a generic template and I drop whatever into it.

(If you don't have your own graphics person and you can't fake a logo with the text options zazzle has, email me with the graphic, I'll fix it up for you. Right now, though, doesn't look like I can promise timely delivery; going to be insanely busy for a couple weeks, definitely offline for much of that. )

Yea!! Thanks for that.

Hey you stealers - stop stealing!!! Give credit where credit is due. Stop it.

i know this is lame but randi said something today that just made me laugh. wish i could remember or replay it.

actually she made me laugh a lot today ~ thx randi.

I laughed when Randi said something, can't remember but kindred to "Sarah Plain is an idiot" then immediately played the audio clip "Perhaps so!"

that wasn't it but it also cracked me up. i swear randi was mocking impersonating sarah and randi said that more then once re "perhaps so".

i think alaska and canada have some speech pattens that are "perhaps" similar altho i do not say howse. (or for that matter aboot)

wait canada and alaska have nothing in common other then oil but that's alberta and alaska. nevermind.

I just listened to Randi again on local replay...it was: "Airhead?" "Perhaps so!"

Randi on amount of the bank bailout: "If the number was any higher, we'd have to express it exponentially!"

Randi: [breathlessly] "Wes....? It's LAMBSKIN, Wes..... Is that your hand on my ass, Wes?"

We can sell the debt on home shopping channel with Sarah Palin as the Host!

Wes? Is that your hand on my ass?


All hail


Is my check ready yet?

You know what they say about great minds

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