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5by5
When she makes me laugh out loud, I must comment. It's a moral imperative.
phran
"Whoever denied it, supplied it"...rofl.gif

John McCain just farted...

oh.meh.gawd.

xoxox
egghead
Randi's hot today!!!! biggrin.gif

"Sarah Palin made Katie Couric look like Edward R. Murrow."

(Perhaps so. tongue.gif )

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(AHHHHHH, this circus is driving me crazy!!!! Which is worse? McCain or Palin?)

(And, Bill Clinton and his Global thingy?? And his fawning over Palin???!!!)
X-Ray-Spex
QUOTE (egghead @ Sep 25 2008, 01:08 PM) *
Randi's hot today!!!! biggrin.gif

"Sarah Palin made Katie Couric look like Edward R. Murrow."



And that ain't easy!
egghead
QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ Sep 25 2008, 03:09 PM) *
And that ain't easy!


I'll say. ohmy.gif I don't know Spex, this is too surreal for even me.
X-Ray-Spex
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"I'll try to find some and bring 'em to ya!"


How insulting is that?
gutterballz
QUOTE (egghead @ Sep 25 2008, 04:08 PM) *
Randi's hot today!!!! biggrin.gif





(And, Bill Clinton and his Global thingy?? And his fawning over Palin???!!!)


Bill will be Bill tongue.gif


TapDuncan
Eggy I do have to laugh, you just know slick Willy is looking to slip her his Willy!!! "Ah'd love to have a chance to de-brief her"
egghead
QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ Sep 25 2008, 03:10 PM) *
How insulting is that?


Heard it and cringed, literally.
X-Ray-Spex
QUOTE (egghead @ Sep 25 2008, 01:10 PM) *
I'll say. ohmy.gif I don't know Spex, this is too surreal for even me.


Darling Eggy Dear Heart.

I'm afraid "Too Surreal" is an oxymoron or at least a misnomer.

Palendrom? Spoonerism?
egghead
QUOTE (TapDuncan @ Sep 25 2008, 03:11 PM) *
Eggy I do have to laugh, you just know slick Willy is looking to slip her his Willy!!! "Ah'd love to have a chance to de-brief her"


He is an addict and a dry one at that. Never followed the 12 stepper did he?

O You have to be kidding, though. There's no there, there. ohmy.gif

We need to do a poll on this, I think . . .
NamelessGenXer
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"I'll try to find some and bring 'em to ya!"

What is it? Sweet n Low?

rofl.gif clap.gif rofl.gif

Sarah Palin: Making Katie Couric look like Edward R. Murrow.

GO RANDI GO !!! friends3.gif randi.gif friends3.gif
egghead
QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ Sep 25 2008, 03:12 PM) *
Darling Eggy Dear Heart.

I'm afraid "Too Surreal" is an oxymoron or at least a misnomer.

Palendrom? Spoonerism?


Now you're above my pay grade, even sweeter one. biggrin.gif

We're all going to hell in a hand-basket. cool.gif
X-Ray-Spex
QUOTE (egghead @ Sep 25 2008, 01:16 PM) *
Now you're above my pay grade, even sweeter one. biggrin.gif

We're all going to hell in a hand-basket. cool.gif



It's the hand-basket express... next stop Stygian Depths...Tickets please.
5by5
Randi: "It's like Lipitor for the economy. Clears out the cloggy build-up."
SickupandFed
I would buy Chinese toothpaste before I would buy anything George Bush is selling!

rofl.gif
1bun
An Oldie from Jan .05 Inauguration re Condi
They say the space between her teeth gets wider everytime she tells a lie.In 4 years she should pretty much look like a walrus.Take your measurements now!
1bun
QUOTE (1bun @ Jun 5 2008, 06:03 PM) *
How about:
"Now,if you compare beer to X,and I say ,Sen.Clinton,I wanted X beerand then you say you want me to have Dos Eqqes beer,then I am an X short.It's a tasty beer and you bet I'll have one,but I need to have one more to get to Dos Eqqes beer or 2 more to get to triple X,soif I do this is that prudent?
Of course not."
"What the hell is he( Rumsfeld)
talking about??"
By the way,she does a great Cheney imitation!

Dem4Life
randi.gif "I am now a Denver Bronco fan!" re: on yet another loss from Dolphins.

I AM TOO!! wub.gif
5by5
Randi: "The market's down 777 points. Thank God it wasn't 666, or we'd have to deal with those people."

laugh.gif

Yeah, you think the panic is bad now, let the fundies get their panties in a bunch with the whole demon/armageddon thing....
TapDuncan
1bun---I remember that, too funny.
egghead
QUOTE (5by5 @ Sep 29 2008, 03:22 PM) *
Randi: "The market's down 777 points. Thank God it wasn't 666, or we'd have to deal with those people."

laugh.gif

Yeah, you think the panic is bad now, let the fundies get their panties in a bunch with the whole demon/armageddon thing....


777 is lucky, ain't it? biggrin.gif
5by5
Seems so, eggy.

Another gem:

Randi: "Who's your daddy? Not Hank." laugh.gif
jpecci
"They love chaos. In chaos they can steal"
jpecci
QUOTE (ARob @ May 12 2008, 05:50 PM) *
"When they show you who they are believe them"



Agree -- possibly the all time great quote.
5by5
Randi: "The Republican cure for illness, is death!" biggrin.gif
1bun
QUOTE (jpecci @ Sep 29 2008, 09:00 PM) *
"They love chaos. In chaos they can steal"

This is a quotee I (need to,unfortunately )use nearly every day!So true, but it opens up minds.
5by5
Randi on Palin's debate chances: "Basically if she shows up and doesn't drool on herself, they're gonna declare her a winner." rofl.gif
TapDuncan
Classic and true, wow what a low bar, she could step over it, I mean who plays Limbo anyway...
SickupandFed
On Caribou Barbie:

She's just one such as away from being Miss South Carolina! ohmy.gif
PollyEster
Like the Iraq Such As Sarah Palin stickers, buttons and pins.



Can be seen at

http://shop.cafepress.com/design/29877021

egghead
More truth of the Palin: Lowest set of expectations since William Hung.
lither
Randi, on the current financial crisis: "Wouldn't it be funny if there was a warning, and it said: 'Wall Street determined to strike in U.S.'?

And can I just say how happy I am that she hammered Palin today for her excessive use of the word also? That was one of the first things I noticed about Palin's weird diction; as far as I know, Randi is the first to have picked up on it.

adamquestor
"The double-talk express." laugh.gif
NamelessGenXer
"Biden brought the knowledge and experience of six terms in the United States Senate; Palin brought six days of memorization."
randifan01
had a good laugh about 2 weeks ago.........randi stated that during the Couric/Palin interview Palin made Katie Couric look like Edward R Murrow. Is Couric that bad a journalist?
5by5
QUOTE (randifan01 @ Oct 3 2008, 02:36 PM) *
had a good laugh about 2 weeks ago.........randi stated that during the Couric/Palin interview Palin made Katie Couric look like Edward R Murrow. Is Couric that bad a journalist?

Short answer? Yes.
SickupandFed
Don't know who she was talking about but whoever it is has a "Hanging curtain of flesh that he calls an ass!"


ataunt.gif clap.gif clap.gif bowdown.gif
Third-World-Man
About Cindy McCain:

"This woman buys properties like I buy Swiffer mop-head replacements."

God! What a brilliant mind Randi has!
TapDuncan
It is pretty funny isn't it? I do love the swiffers though!!!
egghead
It's like a managed depression. Yeah, slo-mo.



Oh, and Cindy as Madame DeFarge and McPalin as Lady Macbeth.
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RandiLover
QUOTE (PollyEster @ Oct 1 2008, 01:19 PM) *
Like the Iraq Such As Sarah Palin stickers, buttons and pins.



Can be seen at

http://shop.cafepress.com/design/29877021



If she actually looked like that, I would be spouting wood watching her, rather than going sterile.
gutterballz
yea your penis works yea!! laugh.gif laugh.gif
gutterballz
QUOTE (gutterballz @ Oct 13 2008, 03:14 PM) *
yea your penis works yea!! laugh.gif laugh.gif




Ku Klux Klan open mic night tongue.gif
1bun
Get an eggtimer!Get an eggtimer!
Fellixe
"I think they're meth fiends. I think they should go home and take their T.V. apart and leave the rest of us alone."
NamelessGenXer
Alaskans embarassed by Palin...

randi.gif "Do you know how hard it is to embarrass the state that gave us Ted Stevens?" rofl.gif
egghead
Randi about Rush Limp-paw, and his critique of Obama's performance at Al Smith mem. dinner:

"Just because you need a sports bra, don't take it out on everyone. I'll get you one."
phran
Androgynous Fembots...I think that'd be a great band name biggrin.gif

xoxox
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