When she makes me laugh out loud, I must comment. It's a moral imperative.

"Whoever denied it, supplied it"...

John McCain just farted...

oh.meh.gawd.

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Randi's hot today!!!!

"Sarah Palin made Katie Couric look like Edward R. Murrow."

(Perhaps so. )

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(AHHHHHH, this circus is driving me crazy!!!! Which is worse? McCain or Palin?)

(And, Bill Clinton and his Global thingy?? And his fawning over Palin???!!!)

And that ain't easy!

I'll say. I don't know Spex, this is too surreal for even me.

How insulting is that?

Bill will be Bill

Eggy I do have to laugh, you just know slick Willy is looking to slip her his Willy!!! "Ah'd love to have a chance to de-brief her"

Heard it and cringed, literally.

Darling Eggy Dear Heart.

I'm afraid "Too Surreal" is an oxymoron or at least a misnomer.

Palendrom? Spoonerism?

He is an addict and a dry one at that. Never followed the 12 stepper did he?

O You have to be kidding, though. There's no there, there.

We need to do a poll on this, I think . . .

What is it? Sweet n Low?



Sarah Palin: Making Katie Couric look like Edward R. Murrow.

GO RANDI GO !!!

Now you're above my pay grade, even sweeter one.

We're all going to hell in a hand-basket.

It's the hand-basket express... next stop Stygian Depths...Tickets please.

Randi: "It's like Lipitor for the economy. Clears out the cloggy build-up."

I would buy Chinese toothpaste before I would buy anything George Bush is selling!

An Oldie from Jan .05 Inauguration re Condi
They say the space between her teeth gets wider everytime she tells a lie.In 4 years she should pretty much look like a walrus.Take your measurements now!

"I am now a Denver Bronco fan!" re: on yet another loss from Dolphins.

I AM TOO!!

Randi: "The market's down 777 points. Thank God it wasn't 666, or we'd have to deal with those people."



Yeah, you think the panic is bad now, let the fundies get their panties in a bunch with the whole demon/armageddon thing....

1bun---I remember that, too funny.

777 is lucky, ain't it?

Seems so, eggy.

Another gem:

Randi: "Who's your daddy? Not Hank."

"They love chaos. In chaos they can steal"

Agree -- possibly the all time great quote.

Randi: "The Republican cure for illness, is death!"

This is a quotee I (need to,unfortunately )use nearly every day!So true, but it opens up minds.

Randi on Palin's debate chances: "Basically if she shows up and doesn't drool on herself, they're gonna declare her a winner."

Classic and true, wow what a low bar, she could step over it, I mean who plays Limbo anyway...

On Caribou Barbie:

She's just one such as away from being Miss South Carolina!

Like the Iraq Such As Sarah Palin stickers, buttons and pins.



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More truth of the Palin: Lowest set of expectations since William Hung.

Randi, on the current financial crisis: "Wouldn't it be funny if there was a warning, and it said: 'Wall Street determined to strike in U.S.'?

And can I just say how happy I am that she hammered Palin today for her excessive use of the word also? That was one of the first things I noticed about Palin's weird diction; as far as I know, Randi is the first to have picked up on it.

"The double-talk express."

"Biden brought the knowledge and experience of six terms in the United States Senate; Palin brought six days of memorization."

had a good laugh about 2 weeks ago.........randi stated that during the Couric/Palin interview Palin made Katie Couric look like Edward R Murrow. Is Couric that bad a journalist?

Short answer? Yes.

Don't know who she was talking about but whoever it is has a "Hanging curtain of flesh that he calls an ass!"

About Cindy McCain:

"This woman buys properties like I buy Swiffer mop-head replacements."

God! What a brilliant mind Randi has!

It is pretty funny isn't it? I do love the swiffers though!!!

It's like a managed depression. Yeah, slo-mo.



Oh, and Cindy as Madame DeFarge and McPalin as Lady Macbeth.

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If she actually looked like that, I would be spouting wood watching her, rather than going sterile.

yea your penis works yea!!

Ku Klux Klan open mic night

Get an eggtimer!Get an eggtimer!

"I think they're meth fiends. I think they should go home and take their T.V. apart and leave the rest of us alone."

Alaskans embarassed by Palin...

"Do you know how hard it is to embarrass the state that gave us Ted Stevens?"

Randi about Rush Limp-paw, and his critique of Obama's performance at Al Smith mem. dinner:

"Just because you need a sports bra, don't take it out on everyone. I'll get you one."

Androgynous Fembots...I think that'd be a great band name

xoxox