Yeah, always lots of good quotes, eh? But sometimes . . . when . . . there is . . .. silence . . . that really throws me off.

I'd have to agree.
She's been using that "tactic" a lot lately, and it's always effectively hilarious!

Hey, who woulda thunk it? Silence ..................... wakes one up.

Here are a few that I don't think were posted:

1. "Are you kiddin' me?"

2. "Ah, for the love of Pete!"

3. "Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!"

4. "Don't believe everything you hear. Don't believe me. I know the company I keep on the AM dial."

5. "Right? Raayeeeeeet?"

"Doesn't Hagee know the Bible? If God wants the Jews to move somewhere, he just tells us with the burning bush. What he does - he sends us the burning bush on fire, and he says very simply, follow the guy with the long beard who looks like Charlton Heston. He'll take you where you need to go."

Oh God, that was too funny for words. Wasn't that Friday? Or am I so lost already this week...I'm not even sure.

Damn. Always a bridesmaid, never a groom......

Randi: "Now we know, the appropriate time to talk about treason is in a book.... Now I know why that man's screaming!"

Randi: "That Hannitary Napkin...."

Hanitary Napkin



xoxox

DAng yer fast...


Hannity Napkin

Randi: "The emperor's wearing a codpiece!"

HEH...I heard the "best quote" dog whistle with this one too 5by...

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The Emperor is wearing a cod piece with a 12 pack of Hanes Tube Socks to fill out the empty air space where most men have their bit's and pieces!!! Pathetic, I mean really, Hanes? Why not Fruit of the Loom? Loser.

Randi: SpokesModel Dana Perino...

That was funny

"Geraldine Ferraro turned out to be the David Duke in drag. Who knew?"

"Alert the media! Oh yeah, I am the media."

I think that general idea originally derives from the movie, Party Monster. But, I could be wrong, and hope someone has the real original scoop on that.

Somebody did get it!

Randi: "Seriously!"

asdf

After 8 years of "so?" isn't it nice we might have somebody in charge who will listen to us.

Talking to a caller (David in LA)

This is more about Hillary and reality, OR LEARNING WHAT IT'S LIKE TO CREATE YOUR OWN REALITY - THE BUSH WAY:

"Is she running for leader of North Korea? Did I miss that?"

"She must be living in a parallel universe . . . wait . . . her universe is not even parallel with our universe." ~ RR

"You cannot spell suspend without 'end'"

"Don't invite her to your wedding or she may show up in a wedding dress..."



RR on Hilliary suspending her campaign.

Randi: "Do ya think people yelled at the Gettysburg Address? 'FOUR SCORE! Yeah! That means 80!'"

Hahahahaha!

About Sean Hannidy: "Plop, plop, fiz, fiz oh what a HACK he is!"

Randi about McCain: "What's with the green? He looks like he's in Hamas!"

How about:
"Now,if you compare beer to X,and I say ,Sen.Clinton,I wanted X beerand then you say you want me to have Dos Eqqes beer,then I am an X short.It's a tasty beer and you bet I'll have one,but I need to have one more to get to Dos Eqqes beer or 2 more to get to triple X,soif I do this is that prudent?
Of course not."
"What the hell is he(Cheney)
talking about??"
By the way,she does a great Cheney imitation!

Did anybody catch the quote about how this election needs to be FOR something, not against someone?

"We have the BEST medicine in the WHOLE WORLD!"
Yeah, well the problem is how do you get them from behind the glass window?
I know they're there. It's just, how do you get them if you don't have insurance?

"Try some foreplay."

Randi just referenced the Owl magnifying glass & the Jitterbug telephone when talking about McCain!

Awesome

Randi: "We know how to fix our problems, we just don't have anybody [in gov't] INTERESTED in fixing our problems."

True dat.

Randi [On the reading of the Impeachment Resolution on the floor of the House]: "It was better than a foot massage..."

I'm still laughing at that.

Right on, still chuckling...

Though I hate to bring up something from the tail end of the AAR Era, I almost peed my pants when she related the story of her near-death experience in the cab on the FDR Drive in NY. "So there I am with my nose down on the seat where people's ass has been for 10 years..." Getting unceremoniously dumped on Delancey Street by the NYPD: "have you ever tried to get a cab in the East Village in a rainstorm? You can't! They don't exist!"

My parents are wrapping up their stint as part-time New Yorkers who consider the south home, so we can all relate. My dad was also in a taxi fender-bender on the off-ramp from the FDR. He tossed the driver the fare and ran over to his meeting on 2nd Avenue.

Dude, I was DRIVING when she told that story! I nearly had an accident my damn self I was laughing so hard!

Randi [On the Bush-commissioned study of "harmful" grass usage]: "If you're smoking 350 marijuana cigarettes a week, I suspect you have 'variety' of issues...."

Oh now it's 4 hours on the couch watching Cspan WITHOUT the beloved foot message . . .

Oh, strike me down now, ZEUS!

Am so moved by the utter dedication to the 35 articles by Kucinich, that I am tempted to eat the spinach to become stronger and more patriotic and not so distracted by everyday "things" that enter one's mind, totally without one's permission.

About Newt Gingrich blaming losing cities on Obama, because he approved of SCOTUS decision on habeas corpus. Which just means these combatants get to know the evidence against them and access to a lawyer - not setting them free like George Bush ALREADY does, and to which McCain has already gone on record in '03, pleading to Bush to please charge or release GITMO prisoners.

Randi: "New Orleans!! There's a city we lost NEWT!!!" [gingrich]
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About Obama and the Sinclair, nutjob liar:

If Obama wanted to be like a televangelist like Ted Haggard, or Larry Craig, he would've been a Republican.

"...because apparently nobody in America reads any more. It's a dying art form. Like embroidery. We don't do that either."

Randi [on ridiculously wealthy oil/energy speculators]: "These people are like vultures, except that vultures eventually get FULL!"

Too true......

Randi: "Ralph Nader in a fubu shirt."

Randi [Re: tinfoil hat and magic underwear-wearing Orrin Hatch]: "I think the sacred undergarment is too tight!"

Uh yeah- now I've got Orrin's friggin' sacred undergarment in my head now...I just showered and boiled the computer over the Addington/Yoo hearing, now I gotta do it again...

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Temple Garments like their religion, are way too restrictive. BTW, I perused the book by Ellysa Walls today at the store, it is titled Stolen Innocence, very compelling.

Rumskull!