I miss the old "Randi's Best Quote" that was on the old forum. So, I hope if you don't mind if I start a new thread. Here's my first entry:

"Seventeen After..."

Yeah, sorry. I was meaning to recreate that puppy, but hadn't gotten around to it. My bad! Thanks for setting it up, Dan.

No doubt Randi will help us populate this thread quickly....

A CLASSIC! But doesn't that technically count as a Stephanie Miller quote?

Not if she says "Sixteen After."

Hey Bushwa, long time no see!

How about:

"...I love you more..."

Why, not since six or eight minutes ago - but gajillions of miles away on the internets tubes.

That's why it's a classic Randi quote 'cause Mama copied it with her mooks. There's no one who can do a time stamp like the Goddess.

Come on people, quotes!

Here's a another, "it takes two seconds to tell the truth..."

Okay, I'll just have to start off with the Neil Rogers quote, quoted by you know who-hoo -->

"Know what you are, you're a fucking Goddess!!"

And that's when she got that particular job, I think. And the rest is history . . . I mean, herstory.

So that should hold off for a while, those who think WHATEVA!! about this one ---> Oh, darn, I shouldn't point arrows (fingers) at others. That means double trouble for me. YIKES!! Double or triple arrows are pointing BACK AT ME. (I'm being sarcasmic ) (Hector Projector Time.)

So okay, I don't have a direct quote, but I was touched by and thought it was deluxe comedy when Randi was on the phone to Walgreens about her medicine, and the lady did not have her medicine in stock. And Randi says, the lady asks her if she could interest her in some Zoloft instead? I thought that was priceless.

Nope, everybody's high ON SOMETHING in Florida. Don't need to be one of them!!

Wow, Florida kind of scares me now. Seems as though all the cwazy stories erupt out of the penis state for some reason. (God that's Freudian) And to think I used to summer there every year in my youth. I'm sure the brother Jeb did not help the state improve.

Oh well, help is on the way. Obama in November people!!! Volunteeer, make phone calls, register people in your neighborhoods.

Quiet please: The Egg is speaking. Turn off all cell phones please... Thank you.

HA!!!

Like we're in a theatre or somethin . .. . shhhh!

"I thought America was the land of the free and the home of the brave? How did it become the land of the enslaved and the home of the terrified?"

Randi talking to a caller about "Seth from L.A." (the one who was very "disappointed" in her - called her a liar). This very smart caller was raising the prospect that some callers may not be Democrats, but freepers. And Randi then responded:

"Now you've got up my hackles.
Don't know where a woman keeps them during the day. -------->[in the glove box according to dave]
And I moisturize, so I shouldn't have any.
But now you've got them up [the hackles] and I'm all in a dander and stuff,
If I could speak like a McCainiac . . .
You know . . .

I am all in a tizzy.

I don't think he was a Democrat . . .. Okay, I don't."

Heard this on Friday while driving up north - nearly spit coffee!

"Too good looking for my team"

Weasel talk - refering to Terry McAulife and FL/MI delegates issue on Meet the Press.

An oldie but a goodie:

"Rectum? Damn near killed him!!!"

Probably cuz it reminds me of Dad (rip)- he was always cracking jokes like that...makes me giggle every time...

xoxo

"When they show you who they are believe them"

Whoa - "She's a bitter, old, b****"...for the way Clinton's run her campaign.

Well... it's true.

Telling it like it is again.

"Gay husbands are the best"

HELL YEAH WE ARE!

I like "Go with God"

"Butter my ass, I'm on a roll!"

Long silence in the air . . . while talking to caller Van. Then . . .

"You and I have no timing Van, and you say you're the one."

Randi telling that neocon to go into the military really works for me.

I think it was on the Larry King Show.

Sly from New Jersey had the best line today.

What does she (Hillary) mean Barack has no experience?
Bill Clinton had no experience. What did he do govern Arkansas?

!!!!!!!!!!!

Wasn't Sly the same guy that said, "If you're so ready on day one, why didn't you see the guy behind you? If you're ready, you're ready for everything, right?"

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Randi: Well it was a landslide, which is appropriate, 'cause she's a mud slinger."

Referring to Bush's lie about quiting golf for the troops.

said:

"This president ... What an A-hole in one.

I logged in to post the very same on this very thread.

But then she talked about expressing solidarity with the troops by not jogging. C'mon, Randi jogging equals troop morale!

Randi " I'm not an appeaser"

I LOVE YOU , Randi!!!! (with respect)

I don't know. I always thought that going out for a run every morning represented a lack of creativity among the NCOs when it came to PT.

Good point. I always like the 5 mile run every other day for PT, and calisthenics on Tuesdays and Thursdays!

And let's not forget the hilarity of the entire Napa Valley Grape Lights schpiel!

ACK Randi!!! You said "melatonin AGAIN!!!!! Go to sleep tonight with a tape playing the word "melanin" over and over, hun.

What does Bush call a Nazi? Grandpaw.

it's "seventeen afta...!" not after! LOL

Randi playing KO yelling "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Right wing talk host "doesn't know the difference between Neville Chamberlain and Wilt Chamberlain!...Neville Brothers..."

Yell fest with Chris Mathews, Mark Green on Bush idiot attack on Obama and Dems.

"He's an appeaser.... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk, bawk bawk bawk baaaaaaaaaaaaawk bawk bawk....he sounds like a chicken clucking!"



I almost did a spit take and I am not drinking anything!

She really got into that one!

About Hilary, "She's a great advocate for other people, she just wasn't a great advocate for herself". That was so sweet! She really is good for defending other people, she does it in a very proactive, positive way.

"Everybody's so angry!" in her innocent voice.

After Olbermann, Bill O'Reilly, Mathews/right wing troll, Biden...what a week!

"If you're against gay marriage, don't get married to a gay!"

"If you're against abortion, don't have one!"

Can't remember the exact quote but is was something like...John McCain in a loin cloth after being compared to Jesus...the imagined graphic is quite disturbing.

On Clinton/neo-Con talking points:

keep your enemies close..."but you don't have to torture them!"

"At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if she <Hillary Clinton> bolted herself into a bank vault and started taking hostages."

Clinton's..."gone from omnipotence to vice-omnipotence."

That was a great one!
I always enjoy, "Are ya kiddin' me, man?"