What rhymes with Prius

Free us

Be us

Jeebus

leeb us

We cuss

...

Can't make love in a Prius

There's no space there to free us

Badly off it will tee us

Back to watering Chias.

Bro - you make my day!

Brother's a poet.

There once a man from Nantuckett,
Whose Prius was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a c*nt I would fuck it...

Oh wait you said Prius, no ...nothing

Edited for emoticonage

This has been your Brother David Moment (cue Gorgeous Girdle Choir)....
xoxox

these were first to come to mind.

Had enough of me us? Buy a Prius.
No, It's we us! You own a Prius.

You'd better trademark those quick before the company nabs 'em.

My pappy said boy you're gonna drive me to Jesus if you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Prius.

(with apologies to Commander Cody and his lost planet airmen)

TY

Me and my brother said to my mother
we wish you stop trying to preen us
we both got dates
and we can't be late
and have to get into our Prius

Better?

If ever I owned me a Prius
Of gas and the stress I'd free us
Plus flip Cheney off
And laugh at his scoff
As we'd beat him for trying to key us


xoxo

I haven't been to the MB-us for a while and this is the first thread I see-us!

Only-us in America!

at 45 miles per gallon, EVERYTHING rhymes with Prius...

And Phran hits it OUT OF THE PARK!!! well done, golf clap here, well done...

Aw, too kind...I figgered Cheney would be one of those asshats who would key a car....and most definitely a Prius...

xoxox

Shit girl, you know he would, in a heartbeat, if he still has one!!! Or should I say a pacemaker generated heartbeat!!!

Yes it does.

Ba dah dah dah!

I couldn't agree more

How about a real challenge.....
Rhyme "Orange Prius."

Stream of consciousness....

door ange drius

moron je sui fuss

foreign jet rush

Loren temptruss

Colon jet rush not exactly a rhyme but it works
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If you're looking for a colon jet rush
Come and test drive the orange Prius
The first one will leave you wanting a second. The second one will make you vomit
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I thought the TurboEnema wasn't going to be an option until 2010
Good way to keep the tailgaters off your butt, though

Sorry to be the Party Pooper..........

The Race to the Bottom in the Auto Industry

But what do these celebrities and the rest of us know about the labor practices and working conditions under which the Prius and other Toyota cars are made in Japan? Really nothing. Why is the commitment to protect our environment so often divorced from a similar concern to protect human and worker rights?

Low wage temps: a full one-third, or 10,000 Toyota assembly line workers, are low wage temp and subcontract workers who earn less than 60 percent of what full time workers do. Temps have few rights and are hired under contracts as short as four months.

Overworked to death: Mr Kenichi Uchino died of overwork at Toyota’s Prius plant when he was just 30. He was routinely working 14-hour shifts and putting in anywhere from 107 to 155 hours of overtime a month—at least 61 ½ hours of which were unpaid. Toyota said the hours were “voluntary” and therefore not paid. Mr. Uchino left behind his young wife, a one-year-old son and a three-year-old daughter. The Japanese people even have a word for being overworked to death: “karoshi.” An estimated 200 to 300 workers a year suffer serious illness, depression and death due to overwork.

Sweatshops and human trafficking: Toyota’s parts supply chain is riddled with sweatshop abuse, including the human trafficking of tens of thousands of foreign guest workers—mostly from China and Vietnam—to Japan, where they are stripped of their passports and forced to work grueling hours seven days a week, often earning less than half the legal minimum wage. Sixteen-hour shifts, from 8:00 a.m. to 12:00 midnight are common.

Linked to Burmese Dictators: Toyota—through the Toyota Tsusho Corporation which is part of the Toyota Group—is involved in several joint business ventures with the ruthless military dictators of Burma, which put revenues into the pockets of the dictators who use it to repress Burma’s 50 million people.

Toyota criticized by the ILO: The UN/International Labor Organization points to Toyota’s suppression of freedom of association at its plant in the Philippines as “an illustration of how a multinational company, apparently with little regard for corporate responsibility, has done everything in its power to prevent recognition and certification of the Toyota Motor Company Workers Association.” (ILO Working Group, December 2003.)

Toyota leads the Race to the Bottom: Toyota, now the largest auto company in the world, is using its size and success to impose its two-tier, low-wage model at its non-union plants across America, which will result in a race to the bottom with wages and benefits being slashed throughout the entire auto industry.

read it all -

http://www.nlcnet.org/article.php?id=562

Nice Segway!


I can hear Bush saying something like "That's a uniquely American way to die." On the old board, I posted an article on karoshi. It's the CEOs Dream: squeeze a huge amount of free work out of your emps while they're at their peak, and just use them up. They'll be another drone scrambling to take his place. Post WWII Japan learned bad lessons from US business, as well as good.

Prius

Sirius

Spurious

Gingivitis

Johnny Unitas

Had enough of this?

RIOTOUS

ENORMOUS

HILARIOUS

UPROARIOUS

OUTRAGEOUS

GREGARIOUS

I agree with Pestone...good segue...

An electric car called Prius
I've heard it may be Price-less
But you know the deal
What is a steal
Is probably a sardine deathtrap
I may test one one day
that is to say
hitting a dear maybe price-less
Or being rear ended
I won't be offended
to live my life invalided


the end

Although it makes no sense:

Try us!
We are Prius
With room for two and a dog named boo.
You'll save enough in gas
to buy us
(for forty thousand dollars or whatever they cost)

Nobody out there can see us
fogging up the windows on the Prius
though the seatings tight
we'll get on all right
even if it takes some grease

It's a little orange Prius
like the color of Doritos
and it always has
been so good on gas
that there's money left for cheese sauce