COULD I COME DOWN AND WORK IN YOUR GARDEN RANDI??? AND I'LL BE MORE THAN GLAD TO PUT SUNSCREEN ON YR BACK!!! hEY I'LL BE YOUR GARDINER, YOUR CHAUFFER, YOUR SECURITY GUARD, YOUR BODYGUARD, I'LL READ TO YOU BY THE POOL, YOU NAME IT AND I'LL DO IT RANDI!!! i'LL SLEEP OUT IN YOUR BACKYARD AND WHEN YOU HAVE FRIENDS OVER FOR A POOL PARTY I CAN DO A MEAN BARBEQUE!! i HAVE A DISABILITY CHECK EVERY MONTH SO I WONT BE A DRAG ON YOUR FINANCES!! WELL i AM LOSING MY SMALL LITTLE CRUMMY PRISON CELL OF AN APARTMENT HERE IN PORTLAND, OREGON (LITTLE BERUIT) TO BED BUGS!!! SO PRIMEAVEL LIZARDS AND FIREANTS LOOK GOOOOOD TO MEEEEE...!!! WELL THIS IS MY LAST MESSAGE MESS....AGE.... TO YR MESSAGE BOARD...COLD BATH IS GOOOD FOR SUNBURN...ANYWAY I HAVE LOST MY FREE WIFI HERE IN PORTLAND...THE COMPANY RENIGGED ON THEIR CONTRACT WITH THE CITY SO THIS IS LAST DAY FOR FREE INTENET AND I MUST SAY GOODBYE. MY OFFER STANDS. IF IT SOUNDS GOOD TO YOU...BECAUSE I TELL YOU WHAT,...IT WOULD SAVE ME AND MY CAT (LEO HUSSEIN BRAVEHEART) FROM CERTAIN MISERABLE PUKEY OLD DEATH FATE...AT YOUR SERVICE RANDI IF YOU WANT IT,...LOVE STEVE