Spot on Brother

As usual.

Well done!
Look for the union girdle!

I got on too. about three callers later. RRMB members ROCK!



It's Friday for her after all.

Dang! At work & I missed you guys. Ah, well---- there's the podcast.....

Darn, I missed that. Was downstairs making coffee.

Bravo, Faith of July Day. Yea!! Brother David.

Heard you too Ishmael. Yes sirreee.

Y'all do really make me blush; that photo from the recent meet-up makes me determined to diet.

Ishmael, thank G-d you called, because the discourse with She Who Is Being Heard made me plumb forget to mention the RRMB, but I'm not gonna spank myself again, having done so in the other thready linkyed here-y

http://forums.therandirhodesshow.com/index...?showtopic=3814

It does seem to me that this issue is one of several colloquys that We The Peeps should be having more often than We seem to do. All of 'em, or none of 'em, it' s up to each of U.S. to choose which one of 'em. My money's on U.S. making the wise choice. It's later than We think, and the people keep coming. Randi Rhodes for Constitutional Concierge. Rhodes Scholars rock my whirlled. Gorgeous union girdles in every soup kitchen. Vive la Randistance.

Way to go guys...will listen later...I'm sneaking on in between patients at work

BD, all things are relative. consider the picture of your svelte self above. Now consider this pic of my Fat Ass:




Now, as you can see, there really is no comparison.



Here's the link to the Cockburn Project with lyrics to the song I mentioned.

http://cockburnproject.net/

Heard ya! Right on, dude!

No no no no no, that's called more to love!!!!
And excuse me but is the goddess wearing a FUR coat?

I dunno, you just look kinda burly to me, and am doubtful that Mrs. Ishmael would have you any other way. I seem to recall my daddy saying that you can't drive a spike with tack-hammer....
Rhodes Scholars do it in many dimensions. Long live the UndeRandiground RailRhodes, whoo-hoo, hoo-rah, hopla.

excellent

This is true. Very kind of you to say.
Takes all kinds, in fact, that's what there is -- ALL kinds.
That coat story is Ish's to tell, so will let him. Long live the Randistance.

And with all that dancing you do? Now, look, I saw you in person and took that photo that so concerns you. And I can assure you and all others that there is NOTHING about BD that cries out for weight loss. I, on the other hand, have recently had to make that dreaded shift to shirts untucked rather than tucked in, as the protruding pot would be highlighted.

I'll not put up with this "diet" nonsense from you.

Next, what I want to know is whether your AFTRA membership is paid up, and you're prepared to assume 2nd or 3rd chair duties on the show. Honestly, if she talks to you any more, they're only exploiting for free that for which you truly deserve to be paid!


Nice, eh?

Yeah, Janet and I went on the Randicruise to Alaska last summer. Before we left, my lovely bride Janet AKA Dogwoman, wanted to get the fur coats her mother had left to her fixed so she could wear them on the cruise. So the pic is of Randi modeling Janet's mink short coat. Before we left I posted on the old PETA board informing everyone we were bringing the furs and noting that they were older than PETA. So I asked everyone to please not throw blood on them, otherwise I might have to take THEIR skins in exchange. Apparently they got the message.

Here are the three of us sans furs:

Nice, yeh!
Rachel has David Bender, we have Brother David!

That story and this pic always tickles me.

Oh, one more thing, to borrow from Bob Dylan: But I would not feel so all alone/From U.S. all She must get phoned!

CALL UP RANDI: IT'S GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YA!

Relayed Deaction Dept.:


But you're never supposed to carry the pot under your shirt, virtually the first place the DEA agents go for.


Well, all right then. But I still want a gorgeous union girdle.

Very, am beyond flattered and touched; AFTRA dues, like AEA and the SAG points, are on inactive status due to conflict-of-interest issues with entertainment journalism and criticalities and stuff, but you never know. Rhodes Scholars are da bomb, and Randi's da bombshell. Long live the resistance.

A couple of years ago I broke a couple of ribs and, since I gather they try not to literally tape up ribs any longer, they gave me this delightful 15" wide ace bandage wrap-sort-of doohickey with a gigantic velcro strip. I called it my "William Shatner, model 1970." I HIGHLY recommend it. You MUST get the widest available, however, because the "muffin top" effects can be embarrassing enough. Added to the "muffin top on the bottom, too" effects, it's humiliation city.

were you on a morphine drip the entire time?

i had one instance with ribs that was real bad, i cant describe that pain and what it was like to sleep in a chair for 2 weeks

No, I was more embarrassed than anything. Fell from a weight bench I was standing on to put something in the rafters. I stepped where there was no bench, and fell on the edge of the wide-open, 4 foot wide shallow metal drawer beneath my workbench surface. Corner of the drawer caught me in the ribs and I ended up ripping the drawer and spot welded runners right out of the unit.

NASTY purple yellow bruises with a big bloody gouge, and it hurt to breath that day, thus leading to the ER trip when I faced up to it a couple of hours later. But lots of things - specially the evil, evil, horrible, miserable kidney stones - have been worse. Also had to sleep sitting up, but not for more than 2-3 days.

Something is still screwy in the ribs, a weird clicking sensation and sound when I turn or lift arms a certain way, but no pain associated with it. And nothing at the time that required that I supplement the daily dosage of meds I already take.

My mother-in-law has said "After 60 it's just patch, patch, patch." For me it started around 40.

I had one of those about 5 years ago. I took a shot in the ribs at rehearsal- bruised only, thankfully. (The guy was stocky and solid) After two days of "Why does this hurt worse?" I finally got smart and picked one up at the drug store. I wore it for a week, and was glad I didn't have to tape myself up. Yeesh.