Randi Rhodes Message Board > Don't have Viagra? Try watermelon

madasheck

Jul 3 2008, 08:11 AM

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?...6.DTL&tsp=1

Hmm.

QUOTE

(07-03) 04:45 PDT Lubbock, Texas (AP) --

A slice of cool, fresh watermelon is a juicy way to top off a Fourth of July cookout and one that researchers say has effects similar to Viagra — but don't necessarily expect it to keep the fireworks all night long.

CowboySteve

Jul 3 2008, 09:10 AM

Thanks, but Cowboy's stickin' to gurlz. Watermelon's too cold.

captainkona

Jul 4 2008, 01:01 PM

QUOTE (CowboySteve @ Jul 3 2008, 09:54 AM)

Thanks, but Cowboy's stickin' to gurlz. Watermelon's too cold.

OMFG

Christine

Jul 4 2008, 01:19 PM

Steve and Kona....that's just WRONG!!!!! Silly boys!

captainkona

Jul 6 2008, 03:53 PM

Nope!

The experimental phase of this test is complete.

I, captainkonalicious, employed the assistance of my good friend Jessica and after careful consideration of the subject matter at hand I have arrived at the conclusion that Watermelon does NOT produce a woody that compares to a Tadalafil bearing medication.

My lovely friend and I proceeded to the nearest Food City and purchased a Watermelon unit. I ingested a significant portion of said unit and waited two hours for full digestion.

Delemma:
I had difficulty determining if the "woody" I established was Watermelon related or more related to the fact that my friend is 24 years of age and I am 45 (anything 24 even talks to me I get excited).

Anyway.....

That same evening, I ingested 20mg of Cialis (one unit) and proceeded to wait one hour. It took my young friend about three days before she could walk again.

The pill wins.

madasheck

Jul 6 2008, 04:25 PM

QUOTE (captainkona @ Jul 6 2008, 01:37 PM)

Nope!

The experimental phase of this test is complete.

I, captainkonalicious, employed the assistance of my good friend Jessica and after careful consideration of the subject matter at hand I have arrived at the conclusion that Watermelon does NOT produce a woody that compares to a Tadalafil bearing medication.

My lovely friend and I proceeded to the nearest Food City and purchased a Watermelon unit. I ingested a significant portion of said unit and waited two hours for full digestion.

Delemma:
I had difficulty determining if the "woody" I established was Watermelon related or more related to the fact that my friend is 24 years of age and I am 45 (anything 24 even talks to me I get excited).

Anyway.....

That same evening, I ingested 20mg of Cialis (one unit) and proceeded to wait one hour. It took my young friend about three days before she could walk again.

The pill wins.

captainkona

Jul 6 2008, 04:54 PM

QUOTE (madasheck @ Jul 6 2008, 05:09 PM)

Hey, even us Southern, racist rubes can get syentiffic every once in a while.