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egghead
I'm stuck on Bob this mornining.

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Remembering What Mom Taught Us

Bob Schieffer Tells Of His Mother's Advice

WASHINGTON, May 11, 2008

It's Mother's Day. If I asked you to remember something your mother told you, what's the first thing that would come to your mind?

Always have something to fall back on, egghead. So that's why she made me major in secretarial office education in high school. huh.gif But I did show her later that I could actually do better. Hope that helped her outlook a little.

signed,
egghead





Here's what I would remember:

"It's better to get to the airport too early than too late." She must have said it a thousand times, but she never missed a flight as far as I know, and never kept anyone waiting.

"You'll do better with a smile on your face and a shine on your shoes," which she believed were the first steps to any successful transaction.

"What do you mean, he was bigger than you are?" - an excuse we learned early on not to make.

"You've been sick long enough, it's time to get up and go to school." She believed all sickness ran its course in three days. After that it was back to class.

"I didn't raise you up to get you out of jail." No explanation required on that one.

My mother hated liars and thieves, was suspicious of rich people, preachers and every girl I ever brought home, and was always on guard against mini-warehouses which, she was convinced, someone was always trying to build in her neighborhood to drive down her property values.

Her rules were simple: if you obeyed them she took your side in any argument and against any foe; if you didn't, you got whopped, severely whopped.

That philosophy probably wouldn't pass muster today but her kids turned out all right, and not a day passes that I don't think of her and what she taught us.

I've even started to worry about mini-warehouses.

Happy Mother's Day!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/05/11/...in4086191.shtml


What did your mother always say to you?


As a mother, myself, I'm sure what my little girl will remember is, "why do you talk on your cell phone while driving the car? And why don't you do the only thing that I have ever insisted on - please don't do that?" smile.gif
LilaTheGreat
MY MOM IS AWESOME!!!! Happy mothers day , mom and Happy Mothers Day to all other moms!!!!!!
egghead
Found this over on C&L:

"WONDER" by Natalie Merchant

Doctors have come
from distant cities
just to see me
stand over my bed
disbelieving what they're seeing

they say I must be one of the wonders
of god's own creation
and as far as they see they can offer
no explanation

newspapers ask
intimate questions
want confessions
they reach into my head
to steal the glory
of my story

they say I must be one of the wonders
of god's own creation
and as far as they see they can offer
no explanation

I believe
fate smiled and destiny
laughed as she came to my cradle
"know this child will be able"
laughed as my body she lifted
"know this child will be gifted
with love, with patience
and with faith
she'll make her way"

people see me
I'm a challenge
to your balance
I'm over your heads
how I confound you
and astound you
to know I must be one of the wonders
of god's own creation
and as far as you see you can offer me
no explanation

I believe
fate smiled and destiny
laughed as she came to my cradle
"know this child will be able"
laughed as she came to my mother
"know this child will not suffer"
laughed as my body she lifted
"know this child will be gifted
with love, with patience
and with faith
she'll make her way"


http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/05/11/s...-head-thread-4/

Then this:

MEANEST MOMMY SONG
(sung roughly to the tune of "It's a long way to Tipperary")


I'm...the meanest mommy...
In the whole. wide. world.
I am...the meanest mom-my...
In the whoooole wiiiide world!
Medea, and Joan Crawford,
Have nothing on me!
That's why
I am known as
The world's mean-est mommy!

If you don't believe me,
Well, let me tell you now.
I am...the meanest mommy...
Since Madam Chairman Mao!
Call me a nasty na-ame,
Like the one that rhymes with "witch."
'Cause I am
A meaner Mommy
Than Mrs. Slobodan Milosovich!

Clinton coulda met me,
But then wouldn't ya know.
His aides said,
That would be like,
Shaking hands with Fidel Castro!
Ask Secretary Albright,
And her face will start to burn...
'Cause I'm not
A "rogue mommy,"
I'm a "mommy of concern."

If you still
Don't believe me,
I'll have to tell you twice.
Saddam Hussein
Loves me
'Cause I make him look so nice.
That's why
He salutes me
With the Iraqi flag unfurled!
'Cause I am
The meanest mommmy
In the whooole wiiiide world!!!



http://bgalrstate.blogspot.com/2006/05/hap...others-day.html
Christine
My Mom used to always tell us "Just because it's on TV doesn't mean it's true!" I always remember that smile.gif
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