I knew it! I knew it!!!

I've been fucked sooooo many times by those fucking fascist cereal companies I just wanna go off, ya know?

Those pigs! First it was CaptainCrunch. There was supposed to be a tiny boat with old Crunchie on it but noooooo. I got fucked. There was nothing in the box but cereal. What kinda shit is that?!!
Then I got clipped for a Count Chockula pencil eraser. Twice!
They musta got that trick from the Frito Bandito. Every eraser I ever got from them was dry rotted.

It ain't right.

CWV---Sorry it took me so long, I hadn't seen this post, I apologize profusely. I'm with Kona, what a sacrilige, I've been burned too. I bought a box of Lucky Charms for the Temple of Doom? toy, look inside...nada, zilch. Also when I was kid, I made my mom buy Pink Panther Flakes for the spy tool, nothing!!! I made her take it back, well I cried and she took it back, and I got me one, it had a magnifying glass made of plastic!! and the decoder part was stupid, but I still loved it.

The other day I got another punching Batman, that makes two, dammit I want the Joker!!! How many do I have to buy?

All I know is my cereal boxes are getting smaller and smaller. One wonders if they'll even have room to put the toy in there anymore.

Eggy--Cracker Jack has been cramming worthless toys in their little boxes for years, even if they are only tattoos!!!

You guys crack me up! When do we get a decider with the secret Osama decoder ring?

I'll have to look for my Pink Panther Decoder tool, then I'll send it to Obama, complete with the paper scroll of codes inside the handle, and my Winnie the Pooh spoon attachment figure, he's cool, and I still have him. I also have my 'Around the World in 80 days' cartoon spoon figures!!! I should check e-bay!

The coolest thing I ever got was a ring with a gold nugget in it. Actually, I 'won' it by entering a contest on the back of a box of cereal. I think my dad pawned it on me though.

I loved that ring, it really was cool.

Hey don't knock those tattoos, were my gaydar!

In the days before the rainbow flags!

I put one on 3 weeks ago, it was so funny, along with my 13 other real ones!!!

Lemme guess:
1 dragon
2 naked lady
3 tiger
4 I love mom
5 skull
6 barb wire
7 guns and roses
8 rat fink cartoon
9 58 chevy
10 rebel flag
11 two lightning bolts
12 "moma tried"
13 love and hate (on hands)

Love IT!

Honestly it was Popeye!!!

Okay, so Numer 8 is not rat fink.

But you have all the rest right? Right? RIGHT?

"I YAM WHAT I YAM"

love the popeye!

You're killing me, yes I have the others, or I had them, I gave them to my neighbor kids across the road, they saw mine and wanted one too, so I gave 'em the book, book? Well there were 3 left I think. Anyway, that is not enough, they have 4 kids, so I had to give up one Indiana Jones light up spoon by playing pick a number, then when the tears started, I had to break out the Flavr-Ice's, to stop the crying, I'm so glad we're empty nesters, too much drama for me, although their P's are my age, so I tease 'em about the chaos in their house, and the calm of mine. Not to mention the lack of drama, unless I get RIPPED off of my toy surprise, then I'm the one having a hissy fit!!! (Not really)