Here's an expansion poll for a reply I posted on Bush's Birthday Thread. What do you all think?

I voted other. I say Rat Island, Alaska. Permanent human population: 0. Rat population: "heavily infested."

What was the name of that prison island in The Man With the Iron Mask?

I'm not sure I would want them isolated on an island. I'd rather have them on US soil in a place where they can be studied like the bacteria they are for future generations. Personally, I'd like them in cells that have cameras and microphones on them 24/7 and tied to a webstream so the entire world can log on and watch them any time. That way, we will never forget about what they did. My fear is that if they are shuttled off to some island, future generations might forget about the hundreds of thousands they murdered and all the devastation they caused to the planet.

Find a tiny island in the middle of the Pacific with one palm tree and no other vegetation, and drop them there.

That would be the I'le Sainte Marguerite, choice #1 in our poll. On the whole, it's a much nicer jail than the Chateau D'if.

Regarding Pacific islands, I reccommend this one. While not an island prison per se, It WAS used for nuclear testing and chemical weapons storage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_Island


I voted for the Solovetskys as they were the first island in the GULAG archipelago.

How about San Clemente 2, I do believe that is the name of the island that we used as practice for the 5 inch gun on the destroyer escort I was on. They will love the pretty star bursts at night.

I Love It. With this casting change. Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump as the Gay Howells who are on their honeymoon trip after being married in the Castro by Gavin Newsome under a Huge portrait of Harvey Milk.

Oh, ho, ho!

I say the Island of Pigi Pigi, it's about 4x8 feet with no trees. The Hudson Brothers own it!

Somewhere very cold.

Then Solovetsky is for you. It IS above the Arctic Circle.

...of Dr. Moreau.

Gitmo.... to get some of that special treatment that they have been giving so freely.

> What Island Would You Send Bush and Cheney Too, We're Taling Long-Term Vacation Here

Plunder Island, obviously. It's where Goons belong.

I think the best Island would be Waterloo and load up on the Arsnec (sp).

As a late boomer myself Ismael, I was taught to aspire to greatness like an astronaut or President of the United States. If, I would incorporate these principles into my life today, what are my goals ?

Just off the top of my head, I would need to be dumber the Dubya and a bigger prick than Cheney. I would have to learn to sell out Covert Operatives while keeping my own firewall close at hand. Yes keep your friends close but your enemies closer, stabbing as many people in the back along the way as I can ? Greed and bastardness are high on the priority list. I must learn to be arrogant and ignorant with anyone below my own self importanceness.

On the otherside of the coin what would a true Patriot do ? Those Vampires sucking the American Spirit out of the populus need to be dealt with in an appropriate manner. That would mean sticking a spiritual spike right through the heart of the Vampires. That's the only way to kill a Vampire. Protection comes down to wearing garlic around the neck like "You don't owe me anything" otherwise you will get owned yourself. And a Cross is protection too, like you hypocrites. Of course to freak a Vampire is to show them their true images through spiritual mirrors and not Id building skills by contracting Disinformationalist political hacks.

The end is near, the rapture is here, be afraid you Lumpy Clown, be very afraid. Did you not pray for an Apocalypse through Chaos ? I see the Devil with One-Thousand Eyes, Disclosure.

The end.

Then we must all strive to be one of these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahakala

"I would like to lower them into a tank full of sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads using the Unecessarily Slow Moving Dipping Mechanism." ---Dr. Evil

I think my idea is best.

I mean, it's so obvious that they belong there...
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I chose other. I know exactly where i would put these blights on humanity. I will build the island that these vile beings should live out their years. Jeez, I need my effexor doubled.

How about to Antartica, to live in a quanset hut where scientists can study them and see how extreme cold affects the brain. Then again maybe not, I'd feel sorry for those penguins.

I, also, vote for Rat Island, Alaska

I voted for other. I think that the Texas-Sized island of garbage in the Pacific would be an ideal for them.

I think we may have a winner. It's choice shows justice of the real, poetic AND karmic types. So what name should we call it? Cousteau Island, who predicted it's formation? How about Pottsylvania?

I choose Cuba

Decider Island?

I say 'Sable Island'

http://museum.gov.ns.ca/mnh/nature/sableis...en/index_en.htm

There's nothing there but bad weather and horses - and we know how scared Bush is of horses. We wouldn't give Cheney a gun, either, so the wild horses can chase their asses around all day long.

That needs to be included in the poll! I think it's perfect!

Well, with the exception of Pitcairn, all the other islands have had prison compounds built on them and have housed convicts, so that was kinda the original thrust. Then it sort of transformed into marooning them somewhere like this:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JgmwMAHh-k

There is one that is named perfectly, Dick Island.

Azkaban. No need for soul-sucking dementors, for these men (and Condi) have no souls.