Here's the game--Write a baseless ridiculous rumor about the person in the space above you. Please no insulting or attacking people, this is a game

I'll start--The space above me is planning on taking over the world with a pair of pliers and a box of hamsters!

Tap is behind the energy crisis, he wants to ride his horse to town without getting a ticket.

Tap Duncan is secretly a member of a right wing think tank bent on world domination and only posts here to ridicule Randi Rhodes fans with his Dye ah boe lickle Sab oh taggie!


(The above statement is untrue.)

Randilover wears dresses that don't match his shoes or his nail polish.

X, you messed up, you were supposed to pick on me.... OMG

Randilover really lives in Beverly Hills --- the Valley stuff is just a cover to make him seem like less of a Hollywood Elitist.

(oh-oh, I fucked it up, too... sorry, Tap)

And you were supposed to make something up

okay pokay you silly billies...

Randi Lover is pregnant with randi's baby.

You forgot illegitimate!

Well, you didn't hear it from me, but I've got it on good authority that Lila the Great runs the Bohemian Grove...

xoxoxo

I heard that Phran is actually a Frank...

I heard that TapDuncan secretly works for a company that is trying to develop beer donuts.

(...think about it....)

I heard that sinister is actually Lila's evil twin, since their both suspiciously in Oklahoma, hmmmm!!!

Rumor has it that TapDuncan works at the 9F Ranch because Ranches 1F through 8F (Selective Service Rating) won't have nothin' ta do with him .......................

Best ta do,

IVEATCH is short for IVEATCHOCOLATE, and has Nestle in his hands.

I heard that RandiLover's avatar is actually a secret fantasy she has to be violated with a gas pump.

We were responding to Tap at the same time and you finished first.
Then I responded to you. It's a timing thing.

xcuses......xcuses........xcuses........you have a very bright future in politics.

Randilover clearly is under the impression that he has a third bullock!

Oh I,m sorry... I was supposed to make something up.

Ya'll know this is not a difficult game to play, right? I went to a lot of trouble to find an easy game. What is wrong with you? Just kidding. You're cracking me up and I need that today. Carry on...

Don't hate me cuz im pretty

I heard that Randilover thought that X Ray Spex, really has X Ray Spex, that is why he wore lead underwear to the LA meet up!!!!

I heard Taps horse is a republican.

I got it on good intel, that CWV is actually an agent of The He-Man Woman Haters Club.

I've just received reports from an informed Orange County Minister that Tap is an active member of the Loyal Order of the Rising Sun.



Banzai Muthafugga!

I hear Ishmael uses kittens for bait when he fishes.

Only when I'm Dogfishing. After you bolt the chair in the back of the pickup, then there's no better bait to hook the Great Dane or the elusive Neapolitan Mastiff than a cute little kitten on the end of your line.

On another note, a confidential informant has told the Wayne Madsen Report that CWV spent his entire service in the tropics. No so cold there now, is it? How can you call yourself a Cold War Vet when everywhere you went was hot?

Hey, hey, hey we're supposed to be lying here.

AHHH YOU ARE KILLING ME

Ishmael wears mis-matched Underoos. Trust me. I've got Spex

You all have way too much time on your hands!

I don't know who to respond to so I'll do both.



I have it from the highest authority that X-Ray Spex eats at the Original Pantry and always tries to pay by check! It's also rumored that he took the keys right before the '92 riots. Hmmm.




Informed sources tell us the Rottmom is, in reality, Chihuahuadad.

Ishmael uses a ghost writer for all his material and posts.

Shit I am Laughing out loud at ya'll, I heard that Stoon is a plant, his real name is Spitoon, but he has hygiene issues....

Tap is a real rancher, he herds turtles.

You're supposed to start an UNTRUE rumor. Those damn ghosts are a pain in the ass. Everytime I write something and get interrupted, three new pages appear. I tell Janet to have them stop, but the answer is always the same.

"Do you WANT a ghostwriter or not?"

I said "No" one time and all the crap started flying off my shelves. Took me three hours to clean up. Damn ghosts are just a bunch of Whiners.

"But We're DEAD."

Big Deal.


Now on to business. There are stories emanating from Fox News and the Washington Times that S'Toon had a new business venture redecorating the former Trump Mansion for the Russian Bullshit King. Not to be confused with George Bush, The King of Bullshit.


Oops, gotta be quick around here. We have it on the highest authority that Randilover has a strange Gasoline fetish.

I heard that Ishmael has more voices in his head than there are frequencies....

Ishmael needs gas out the ass.

You're supposed to go after me Randilover...

You guys only say that because it's true.


Rumor has it that Tap eats salsa from New York City.


Informed sources tell us that RandiLover has 136 seperate restraining orders from people named Randi.

NEW YORK CITY?

Somebody get a rope.

Not only that, he rides off into the sunrise.

136 restraining orders from people who like shitty salsa from NEW YORK CITY???? That's Bull Shit, I love restraining orders, makes me feel as if I'm in charge....until I'm restrained!!!

Pay attention, your turtles are on the run, ITS A TURTLE STAMPEED!

I heard that Randylover actually rides a scooter not a Harley!!!

Would you two stop posting back and forth? We can't develop any rumors about anyone else! ;-)

I heard Sinisterblogger is secretly in love with Willie Nelson...