Here's something interesting that someone sent me:

Now here's a reality check!

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency
did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New
Orleans. It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu, is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?

A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012. Washington D.C., HELLO!!! .. Are all your calculators broken??

No taxes existed 100 years ago,
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to 'press 1' for English.
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
What the hell happened?????

To: Lord Aragorn, Heir of Isildur
From: Bill, Head of Groundskeeping
Re: Coronation

My Lord,

Let me first congratulate you on your great victory over Sauron and his fell forces. It was truly a magnificent deed that will shine in the songs of Men until the end of our days.

However, the continued requests to clean up the city and its surrounding environs in time for your coronation are patently impossible. My men have cremated almost a thousand bodies and have worked to exhaustion, but they simply cannot work any faster. If we are to remove all the bodies in time for your coronation, we will need the combined armies of Rohan and Gondor to help.

Your humble servant,
Bill, Head of Groundskeeping

To: Lord Aragorn, Heir of Isildur
From: Bill, Head of Groundskeeping
Re: Coronation

My Lord,

While your constant messages are flattering, they are not helping us progress any faster. If your lordship wishes his guests to not notice the piles of corpses I suggest you buy a lot of tents, erect them over the bodies and then spread enough potpourri to fill Mount Doom ‘cause we’re not going to be done.

Your exhausted, increasingly frustrated servant,
Bill, Head of Groundskeeping

To: Lord Aragorn, Heir of Isildur
From: Bill, Head of Groundskeeping
Re: Coronation

My Lord,

Let me tell you a story. It involves trying to move a month-old Oliphant corpse. First, you have to gut it and let all the innards out, being careful not to be crushed by the hundreds of tons of offal or passing out from the smell. Then you have to build scaffolding inside the beast and starting hacking and sawing away. I cannot begin to describe the smell, save to say that I would rather be an orc bathroom attendant for 100 years than spend five minutes inside a dead Oliphant. Not to mention the fact that you get to be literally covered in bits of Oliphant all day and can’t quite get rid of the smell, even after several hours of bathing.

In short: bite me.

Bill, Head of Groundskeeping

To: Whom it may concern,
From: Bill, Head of Groundskeeping
Re: Up Yours

We quit.

We’re tired, we stink, and we’re getting nothing but grief.

If you want everything cleaned up for your coronation, do it yourself. Maybe you should’ve had that undead army tidy up for you before you let them go.

Btb, if you feel the need to arrest us and charge us with treason or something, please do. We could use a break and even jail is better than standing hip deep in rotting offal.

Bill, Ex-Head of Groundskeeping

http://www.wayfarersmoon.com/

Ok Ann has gotten a little too anorexic lately but you put a few pounds on that girl and she is F'ing bangin. She's almost as hot as randi(pre-anorexia[ann not randi]). yeah...

I'm expecting a most excellent "Boobie Bounce" this Friday

I had never heard of blue footed boobies before these comics:

Nice of you to bless us with your presence! phantex!

hmmmm...rhymes with kotex... this name change might be useful.

You're a real card kid.
You should be severely dealt with.

A spanking a spanking!

You've gotta be kiddin!!

Again, remember the topic of the thread.

Nuff Sed!

Well you're right about that Phant er um X-Ray! If your trying ta kill the thread that's a damn good way ta do it!!!

Didn't work though.

As I said on the original Thread Killer Challenge.
If the fungal toe doesn't do it nothing will.

My theory: The Thread Killer Challenge killed the old board posts. It grew so big that it took on a life of it's own and caused an implosion.

Plausible...I'll buy that for a dollar.

But LilaTheGreat
That is 1001 post now reply really Click happy hour and click on the number of post 6000 + number of the Thread Killer Challenge replies 6411+ # Click It and A Status Box will Open You Know.

So, there I was last night, brushing my teeth in preparation for bed. Suddenly, I smelled that distinct burning silicon smell any electronics technician is familiar with. My ailing video card finally kicked the bucket. So, until I can save up for a new video card I'm stuck with using the video "card" built into my motherboard.

And how many post did we actually have on that last TKC? It should be quite easy to reach....

Especially with me making these meaningless posts to build up a post count in this thread to ensure Lila doesn't win.

Oh yeah that reminds me...Who Won?

ha ha ha.... tis a mere flesh wound!

I won!

She is soooo adorable!

That's great. Where did you get that one?

Nope. Neither there nor here, Lila will never win.

photobucket - laugh

>>>but Bushwa has 160 post!!!! We must catch up somehow!!!!

doopty doo
la de da dee doo ,
humm de dum....

SUCKA!!!

I'm a production typist. I could do 160 posts in a day. I'm just being polite.
I mean what kind of a post whore would you have to be to do that?
If you want to build your count thank everyone who says something nice to you and answer every question.

Thank you for the advice!

That sign better not be in Florida....

with a question in the answer question with a question thread...

and now i would like to recite a poem:

(clears throat, opens small notebook)

ships passing in the night:

too many things i thought were right
only time could tell with your bedside light
you were just another ship
in another night.

(nods. closes notebook. kills thread.)

Oh, if only it were that easy.

Sadly, I think it is in all the schools!

Well, and you have a life. Let's not forget the life part. That's why we allow bushwa to remain. His lack of a life, sad really.

Hey! I don't have a life either.

Be careful... BAshwa's heart is fragile!

That's really sad considering you only have 64 points. What the heck you doin' with your time?

Oh, never mind. Seriously, I don't want to know!