Wayne
Jun 6 2008, 04:00 AM
What is 'I'll take Howard Dean's 50 state strategy over Terry McAuliffe's 25 state surrender strategy'?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eAII411eqPg
rottmom
Jun 6 2008, 03:26 PM
This one is for Libertas!
RandiLover
Jun 6 2008, 03:28 PM
Rottmom, that last one was Rott en. I see my gag reflex is still in good working order.
Stoon
Jun 6 2008, 03:29 PM

I was a little nervous about posting this one, but if Rottmom can post the one above I guess this is tame enough.
rottmom
Jun 6 2008, 03:35 PM
QUOTE (Stoon @ Jun 6 2008, 03:54 PM)

I was a little nervous about posting this one, but if Rottmom can post the one above I guess this is tame enough.
Well we really haven't given the delicate of heart time to report us yet now have we.

And they will.
Stoon
Jun 6 2008, 03:40 PM
If I lived anywhere near San Francisco I'd be shoppin' at Utilitkilts:
stinemetz
Jun 6 2008, 11:09 PM
QUOTE (rottmom @ Jun 6 2008, 10:29 PM)

Bushwa Posted That One Time
stinemetz
Jun 6 2008, 11:10 PM
Stoon
Jun 6 2008, 11:52 PM
QUOTE (stinemetz @ Jun 7 2008, 12:04 AM)

It wasn't directed at you personally.
stinemetz
Jun 7 2008, 12:22 AM
Personally I Was Trying To Kill the Previous Page And It Worked To
rottmom
Jun 7 2008, 01:30 PM

Nothing scarier than a gas pump these days.
Fellixe
Jun 7 2008, 01:34 PM
QUOTE (rottmom @ Jun 7 2008, 10:55 AM)


Nothing scarier than a gas pump these days.
Sadly I'm already looking at those prices in the background with a sense of nostalgia.

Oh that was the week!
RandiLover
Jun 7 2008, 01:35 PM
Five dollars a gallon predicted for the 4th of July. About as celebratory as a contest for lowest IQ.
RandiLover
Jun 7 2008, 01:37 PM
You can tell the pic was from a week ago, the prices are much higher now.
rottmom
Jun 7 2008, 01:47 PM
QUOTE (Fellixe @ Jun 7 2008, 01:59 PM)

Sadly I'm already looking at those prices in the background with a sense of nostalgia.

Oh that was the week!
Yes, they went "down" this week here. It was $3.94 when I drove home from work last night. It's been over the $4 mark here a couple of times already.
I wish it would quit raining so I could ride my bike into work.
bushwa
Jun 7 2008, 02:08 PM
QUOTE (stinemetz @ Jun 6 2008, 08:34 PM)

Bushwa Posted That One Time

I can't take credit - I'm thinking it was the late Phantom Passenger, Libertas or Pesty. But I DO believe I claimed for a long time that it was me, and had been posted without my permission.
Sasha85
Jun 7 2008, 02:16 PM
QUOTE (rottmom @ Jun 7 2008, 07:55 AM)


Nothing scarier than a gas pump these days.
Never thought I would wish for $3.89 a gallon. We here in Hawaii are paying near $4.50.
stinemetz
Jun 7 2008, 02:46 PM
QUOTE (bushwa @ Jun 7 2008, 02:33 PM)

I can't take credit - I'm thinking it was the late Phantom Passenger, Libertas or Pesty. But I DO believe I claimed for a long time that it was me, and had been posted without my permission.
QUOTE (stinemetz @ Jun 6 2008, 08:34 PM)
Bushwa Posted That One Time
Your Right I should not Bring Up This unsubstantial Accusation Now should I.
plodder
Jun 7 2008, 04:33 PM
A guy is driving around the back woods of West Virginia and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale"
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services...the United States Marines. You know one of their nicknames is "The Devil Dogs."
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down.
I retired from the Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a fucking liar! .. He never did any of that shit.
He was in the Navy!"
LilaTheGreat
Jun 7 2008, 04:54 PM
MY my my
I leave this thread for a week and
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Stoon
Jun 7 2008, 05:08 PM

I was saving that for your return Lila