That's fat cat porn!
Just like this...

is fat people porn!

Nah. I'm fat and I don't read cookbooks. That's my mother's hobby and she's thin.

More disinformation media, eh?

THESE ARE REAL!!!!!

Ya'll know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna put up pictures of everything my cat kills and dismembers here to make up for all the time I spend waiting for the fat cats and rabbits to load. Just Kidding, This fucking dial up, it took 3 minutes for this page to load, and I can't get high speed for those who don't know it.
Very funny pics, some I think are due to camera angle. The other day I walked into the garage to find a dismembered chipmunk, later it was just the stomach and some guts, and this goes on all the time. Birds, mice and chipmunks, in various stages of dismemberment. I'm not complaining about the mice and chipmunks, but the birds were minding their own business. Except when they dive bomb BoBo, then she get's pissed, but hey, take it out in the field, not the garage.

Sure. Really photoshopped.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/giantrabbit.asp

I saw a boat-load of them when I was in Germany!

Hass un feffer

I saw a boat-load of normal sized rabbits in Germany. The MPs used to occasionally allow people to hunt them on weekends in order to cull the population.

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.



At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.


The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead


Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead



Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.




So the Minister asked the congregation -

What did you learn from this demonstration???


Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs.

Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and, with even greater effort while gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe,gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. For there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkled cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture.

His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly
bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife . . .

"Get outta here!" she shouted, "They're for the funeral."

Um, Plodder, I think you missed the Joke thread

Stoon.... those were too fuuuuuunnnnnnyyyyyyy for the joke thread!!!!!!

Nah. My joke about 75 pages or so back was too funny.

I'm sorry to hear you thought they were funny because I wasn't amused at them.....

Here's a real live Zombie that has been captured......

Deareth Lordeth.
Maketh the zombieths goeth awayeth.

Onechanbara

Ah, Onechanbara. Cowgirl, female flesh, zombies. It's like lightning in a bottle. As you may or may not know, the hack n' slash series is being made into a live-action movie, of which this is the final theatrical poster. The film's due to open in theatres across Japan next week (April 26), and should go down a treat with fans of the games. For everyone else, this poster does a pretty good job of setting the scene.