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Actually a friend of mine has a farm, and he has sheep!.........I send out e-mails to him whenever i see something like this but he has never commented one way or the other to me either via e mail or in person which may mean he dosen't appreciate the stories are funny, but I think they are.........
Funny thing is his wife never says anything to me either about the stories...............
The Victim
Funny thing is his wife never says anything to me either about the stories...............
The Victim
It's probably not my place to judge
Ah! Skunk! Must....close....window....
Did I see what I think I saw? Naw, 'Stoon wouldn't have exposed us to that.
Spin around three times and open your eyes
The Cat's Meow
Spin around three times and open your eyes
The Cat's Meow
Lets go Obama.. Kepp the thread ALIVE.
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Asleep at wheelchair: Australian charged with drunk rolling
BRISBANE, Australia - A man found asleep in a motorized wheelchair on a highway in northern Australia has been charged with drunk driving.
Police noticed the man slumped in the stationary chair Friday morning on an exit lane near the tourist city Cairns, regional traffic Inspector Bob Waters said.
Cars were swerving to get around him, Waters said.
The officers breath-tested the 64-year-old man, who registered a blood alcohol reading of 0.301 - more than six times the legal driving limit.
He was charged with operating a vehicle while drunk and ordered to report to court July 7, where he faces a stiff fine if convicted.
The man, whose name was not released, told police he was making a 14-kilometer trip from his home to a friend's place.
BRISBANE, Australia - A man found asleep in a motorized wheelchair on a highway in northern Australia has been charged with drunk driving.
Police noticed the man slumped in the stationary chair Friday morning on an exit lane near the tourist city Cairns, regional traffic Inspector Bob Waters said.
Cars were swerving to get around him, Waters said.
The officers breath-tested the 64-year-old man, who registered a blood alcohol reading of 0.301 - more than six times the legal driving limit.
He was charged with operating a vehicle while drunk and ordered to report to court July 7, where he faces a stiff fine if convicted.
The man, whose name was not released, told police he was making a 14-kilometer trip from his home to a friend's place.
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/080623/K062302AU.html
Dual airbags, eh?
QUOTE (pestone @ Jun 24 2008, 06:15 PM) 
Dual airbags, eh?
Sorry. I posted that a page before you did. Didn't kill the thread then either.
QUOTE (Stoon)
Sorry. I posted that a page before you did. Didn't kill the thread then either.
Well, actually I had pulled that pic from your post, so yes, you did post before me.
You see, TKC is self sustaining except for the fact I think I just won. 
QUOTE (pestone @ Jun 24 2008, 10:01 PM)
Well, actually I had pulled that pic from your post, so yes, you did post before me. You see, TKC is self sustaining except for the fact I think I just won.
You see, TKC is self sustaining except for the fact I think I just won. Funny. Lila and Pestone are spelled completely different.
I just said, "I think I win."
QUOTE (pestone @ Jun 24 2008, 11:11 PM)
I just said, "I think I win."
Yes, as I said. I didn't think Lila was spelled Pestone.
Samantha!
QUOTE (Wayne @ Jun 24 2008, 11:25 PM)
Samantha!
I would love to have her make 6 inches of me disappear
QUOTE (RandiLover @ Jun 25 2008, 01:39 AM)
I would love to have her make 6 inches of me disappear
Be careful what you wish for brother
QUOTE (RandiLover @ Jun 25 2008, 03:39 AM)
I would love to have her make 6 inches of me disappear
Into necrophilia, are we?
QUOTE (pestone @ May 6 2008, 09:14 PM)
Don't forget the bacon!
I (heart) bacon. You have got to love the irony.
I (heart) bacon. You have got to love the irony.
You'll need on of these...
QUOTE (Wayne @ Jun 25 2008, 01:25 AM)
Samantha!
QUOTE (Stoon @ Jun 25 2008, 02:17 PM)
Unless of course the fingers are chocolate covered, then the fingers are candy.
Chocolate covered braaaiiiins..........
QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ Jun 25 2008, 03:38 PM)
SEE....I knew it was all about the sex!!!!!!
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat)
X-ray-SEX = PERV.
SEE....I knew it was all about the sex!!!!!!
SEE....I knew it was all about the sex!!!!!!
<slapping forehead> Eureka! I found it! With my X-Ray Specks!
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ Jun 25 2008, 03:46 PM)
X-ray-SEX = PERV.
SEE....I knew it was all about the sex!!!!!!
SEE....I knew it was all about the sex!!!!!!
But you're wrong Lila. It's all about the high fashion eye-wear.
QUOTE (pestone @ Jun 25 2008, 03:50 PM)
<slapping forehead> Eureka! I found it! With my X-Ray Specks!
Gee, I can't help it that everybody hides stuff in their panties! Fashion my yash! What color are my Victoria's Secrets?
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ Jun 25 2008, 04:10 PM)
Gee, I can't help it that everybody hides stuff in their panties!
Fashion my yash! What color are my Victoria's Secrets?
Fashion my yash! What color are my Victoria's Secrets?Ha, you're not wearing any
. Who do you think you're dealing with? An Amateur? 
QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ Jun 25 2008, 04:13 PM)
Ha, you're not wearing any . Who do you think you're dealing with? An Amateur?
<Lila slapping Pestone's forehead> Eureka! YOU found it with your X-Ray . Who do you think you're dealing with? An Amateur? QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ Jun 25 2008, 01:46 PM)
X-ray-SEX = PERV.
SEE....I knew it was all about the sex!!!!!!
SEE....I knew it was all about the sex!!!!!!
Lila, EVERYTHING is about sex.
touche'
QUOTE (bushwa @ Jun 25 2008, 05:37 PM)
Lila, EVERYTHING is about sex.
Sigmund! You've come back!
QUOTE (rottmom @ Jun 25 2008, 05:19 PM)
Sigmund! You've come back!
that's right... good catch rottmom!QUOTE (X-ray-Spex)
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Fashion my yash! What color are my Victoria's Secrets?
Fashion my yash! What color are my Victoria's Secrets?White, with brown "rally stripes?"
QUOTE (pestone @ Jun 25 2008, 05:36 PM)
White, with brown "rally stripes?"
OMG!
I ate spinach!
I'm confused...
Are we talking about my eyeglasses or Lila's underwear (or lack thereof)?
Are we talking about my eyeglasses or Lila's underwear (or lack thereof)?
QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ Jun 25 2008, 05:38 PM)
I'm confused...
Are we talking about my eyeglasses or Lila's underwear (or lack thereof)?
uh...er...derrr.... Are we talking about my eyeglasses or Lila's underwear (or lack thereof)?
now i'm confused! Pestone!!!!QUOTE (LilaTheGreat)
uh...er...derrr.... now i'm confused! Pestone!!!!
now i'm confused! Pestone!!!!That makes four of us!
My brain hurts!
QUOTE (pestone @ Jun 25 2008, 05:47 PM)
That makes four of us!
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