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bushwa
YOU NEED THIS!

It's the "TwoDaLoo"



QUOTE
The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station.


PRICE: $1,400.00

LINK FOR THOSE WHO WILL RUSH OFF AND ORDER
RandiLover
QUOTE (bushwa @ May 10 2008, 11:51 AM) *
YOU NEED THIS!

It's the "TwoDaLoo"





PRICE: $1,400.00

LINK FOR THOSE WHO WILL RUSH OFF AND ORDER


In the military they called them gang toidies, doesnt work for me.
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (rottmom @ May 10 2008, 11:37 AM) *
She smacked the nut with a 10' board? Or an 18' board?
Okay, here is the answer. It is NOT drawn to scale!!!!
Click to view attachment
Stoon
RandiLover
I vote for an automatic sidewalk(people mover) instead of the two boards for a draw bridge. OSHPD codes also state, "ALL MOTES SHALL HAVE PUBLIC MEANS OF EGRESS" Just check your State(of sobriety)codes. costumed-smiley-089.gif clap.gif blahblah.gif
CWV
QUOTE (RandiLover @ May 10 2008, 11:03 PM) *
I vote for an automatic sidewalk(people mover) instead of the two boards for a draw bridge. OSHPD codes also state, "ALL MOTES SHALL HAVE PUBLIC MEANS OF EGRESS" Just check your State(of sobriety)codes. costumed-smiley-089.gif clap.gif blahblah.gif


Egress is through the moatin' gators anus.
RandiLover
I think I saw that ride at disneyland, there was an eyeball followed by a finger. puke.gif aaa.gif
Stoon
The best in air conditioning services:
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE
She smacked the nut with a 10' board? Or an 18' board?

RandiLover
The freezer section at the supermarket is the best! bowdown.gif
Wayne
Be prepared in case of emergency help.gif



Toilet Snorkel
US Patent Issued In 1982
Patent number 4,320,756


What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings.

In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke.
bushwa
QUOTE (Wayne @ May 11 2008, 12:39 AM) *
Be prepared in case of emergency help.gif



Toilet Snorkel
US Patent Issued In 1982
Patent number 4,320,756


What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings.

In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke.



If you've ever changed out a toilet and failed to plug the open pipe with a rag while doing the prep work, you know why it would be a really, really, really, really bad idea to breath that "air," no matter what the emergency. If it's that or the searing, toxin-filled smoke of a house fire, stand up, put your head out the bathroom door and breath in deeply - once.

Wayne
QUOTE (bushwa @ May 11 2008, 12:45 AM) *
If you've ever changed out a toilet and failed to plug the open pipe with a rag while doing the prep work, you know why it would be a really, really, really, really bad idea to breath that "air," no matter what the emergency. If it's that or the searing, toxin-filled smoke of a house fire, stand up, put your head out the bathroom door and breath in deeply - once.


Actually, I find this device helpful in preparing me to listen to President Bush's radio addresses
known2b
QUOTE (Wayne @ May 11 2008, 02:56 AM) *
Actually, I find this device helpful in preparing me to listen to President Bush's radio addresses


Is that how a person becomes a shite head????
LilaTheGreat
I was thinking this was a "counter" device used when getting a swirly from the Bush Torture Team! Is there such a device to use during waterbording moments?
pestone
QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ May 9 2008, 04:40 PM) *
Until I figure out how to get this message board to let me in from my home computer I'll be missing on the weekends.

I have been having problems with my computer and the board, too. It's time for an upgrade for me, I'm afraid. I'm house sitting for friends, and there's no problem logging in on theirs.

RandiLover
QUOTE (Wayne @ May 11 2008, 12:39 AM) *
Be prepared in case of emergency help.gif



Toilet Snorkel
US Patent Issued In 1982
Patent number 4,320,756


What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings.

In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke.


Now I know what the Repugs are doing in the mens bathroom! spank.gif
stinemetz
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 10 2008, 03:30 PM) *
Okay, here is the answer. It is NOT drawn to scale!!!!
Click to view attachment

Note The Mote Around The Castle So By Placing the 10 foot Board Along the edge Thus Shortening The Actual Distance Across to 17 and a Half feet
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (RandiLover @ May 11 2008, 01:09 PM) *
Now I know what the Repugs are doing in the mens bathroom! spank.gif
What? Taking a breather? laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif No wonder they are so full of chit and hot air!!!!
Stoon
The world's most complex road junctions hall of fame:

Shanghai, China


Taganskaya Square, Moscow


Tokyo, Japan


Arc de Triumph, Paris


Chicago:


Minneapolis:


Golden Glades interchange in N. Miami Beach, FL.:


Rt. 440 in New Jersey:


bushwa
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 11 2008, 12:21 PM) *
The world's most complex road junctions hall of fame:


OK - complex

But am I incorrect in understanding that the most heavily trafficked - the most cars - is the intersection of the 405 (San Diego Fwy) and 101 (Hollywood Fwy) in Los Angeles, with a distant 2nd Place going to the 10 (Santa Monica Fwy)/405 (San Diego Fwy) intersection?


And for those who've been there, the 5/10/110/105 "spaghetti bowl" can be pretty damned exciting.

Oh, we're full of 'em in So Cal
bushwa
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 11 2008, 12:21 PM) *
The world's most complex road junctions hall of fame:...



Incidentally - I am unable to see ANY of the images in this post - I only know they're supposed to be there because I see the links spelled out in the "quote" when I hit reply.

Is this my problem, a glitch, a problem with the links? Anyone know?
Stoon
QUOTE (bushwa @ May 11 2008, 02:27 PM) *
Incidentally - I am unable to see ANY of the images in this post - I only know they're supposed to be there because I see the links spelled out in the "quote" when I hit reply.

Is this my problem, a glitch, a problem with the links? Anyone know?

I've been finding seeing the images on this board a bit "iffy." confused-smiley-013.gif
Wayne
I can't see any images of road junctions from 'Stoons last post on this thread either. Otherwise, I don't see any current technical difficulties.

And now, from 'They Might Be Giants'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kJD2N2gvqw&NR=1



Bird Trap Cat Feeder
US Patent Issued In 1979

Food for thought from the inventor; "Heretofore, the ordinary sparrow has greatly proliferated, thereby taking the place of more popular birds, such as the canary, blue bird, wren, swallow, and other birds that are appealing to the eye and enjoyable to listen to." He continues; "The invention provides means for continuously trapping sparrows and supplying a cat and neighborhood cats with a supply of sparrows. The cat feeder by its design is self-cleaning since the cat quickly learns to remove the sparrow from the cage."

Here's how this little death trap feeds your feline; the hole next to the perch (#32) is sized to invite sparrows in for a visit. Said sparrow, thinking… ah ha, a new home, walks into the avian casa and alights on the provided indoor perch. The weight of the bird on the perch opens a trap door and the bird sees his escape route, a window (#36). But birds don't understand the concept of glass and while he's trying to flutter home to his family, the trap door closes and there's no where to go but down the gutter, literally. The cage's mesh openings are designed to let smaller songbirds escape, but hold the doomed victim until Fluffy has had her happy meal, both a snack and a toy. Meowouch!
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 11 2008, 02:21 PM) *
The world's most complex road junctions hall of fame:

Shanghai, China



Taganskaya Square, Moscow



Tokyo, Japan



Arc de Triumph, Paris


Chicago:



Minneapolis:



Golden Glades interchange in N. Miami Beach, FL.:



Rt. 440 in New Jersey:

I fixed it for you Stoon!!! via wizardry!!!!
LilaTheGreat
Guess What SUCKAS...... I'm winning the TKC!!!!! biggrin.gif
bushwa
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 11 2008, 01:19 PM) *
I've been finding seeing the images on this board a bit "iffy." confused-smiley-013.gif



OK, just so it's not only me!

Say, the six foot rabbit in my doorway? Anyone else see that?

bushwa
QUOTE (Wayne @ May 11 2008, 10:58 PM) *
...

Here's how this little death trap feeds your feline...


Oh, if only they DID actually eat them! Instead, at least in my experience, the adorable little kitty brings me the struggling little birdy, typically with several puncture wounds that have somewhat reduced the birdy's efforts to escape, and deposits it at my feet.

Stoon
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 12 2008, 01:15 AM) *
Guess What SUCKAS...... I'm winning the TKC!!!!! biggrin.gif

How can that be? I've been trying to post two posts for every post you post.
Stoon
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 12 2008, 01:11 AM) *
I fixed it for you Stoon!!! via wizardry!!!!

They're gone now. The site I got them from seems to have crashed or something.
Stoon
QUOTE
He's faster than a speeding bullet. He's more powerful than a locomotive. He's able to leap tall buildings at a single bound. Why can't he get a girl?

At the ripe old age of thirty-one (*Superman first appeared in Action Comics, June 1938*), Kal-El (alias Superman, alias Clark Kent) is still unmarried. Almost certainly he is still a virgin. This is a serious matter. The species itself is in danger!

An unwed Superman is a mobile Superman. Thus it has been alleged that those who chronicle the Man of Steel's adventures are responsible for his condition. But the cartoonists are not to blame.

Nor is Superman handicapped by psychological problems.

Granted that the poor oaf is not entirely sane. How could he be? He is an orphan, a refugee, and an alien. His homeland no longer exists in any form, save for gigatons upon gigatons of dangerous, prettily colored rocks.

As a child and young adult, Kal-El must have been hard put to find an adequate father-figure. What human could control his antisocial behavior? What human would dare try to punish him? His actual, highly social behavior during this period indicates an inhuman self-restraint.

What wonder if Superman drifted gradually into schizophrenia? Torn between his human and kryptonian identities, he chose to be both, keeping his split personalities rigidly separate. A psychotic desperation is evident in his defense of his "secret identity."

But Superman's sex problems are strictly physiological, and quite real.

The purpose of this article is to point out some medical drawbacks to being a kryptonian among human beings, and to suggest possible solutions. The kryptonian humanoid must not be allowed to go the way of the pterodactyl and the passenger pigeon.

Full article:
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 12 2008, 01:37 AM) *
How can that be? I've been trying to post two posts for every post you post.
that means i must post four to make up for your two!
LilaTheGreat
is it possible?
LilaTheGreat
it appears the race is on!
LilaTheGreat
i will win this easy, you know...
LilaTheGreat
i have broad-band!
LilaTheGreat
Imean, I used to have a broad band!!!
LilaTheGreat
i just checked and the score is 50 - 39!
Stoon
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 12 2008, 01:54 AM) *
Imean, I used to have a broad band!!!

Your girdle?
Stoon
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 12 2008, 01:56 AM) *
i just checked and the score is 50 - 39!

Maybe I should quit reading webcomics for a bit and concentrate on posting
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 12 2008, 01:58 AM) *
Maybe I should quit reading webcomics for a bit and concentrate on posting
Don't let me stop you from enjoying comics!
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 12 2008, 01:56 AM) *
Your girdle?
no, that is now!!! laugh.gif
LilaTheGreat

i'm hear I'm queer, I don't shoot deer!
LilaTheGreat
Carlos Mencia is funny! I'm watching him.... Acronym, Ohio!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Stoon
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 12 2008, 02:01 AM) *
i'm hear I'm queer, I don't shoot deer!

Do you mean "I'm here I'm queer, I don't shoot deer!?"
Stoon
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 12 2008, 02:04 AM) *
Carlos Mencia is funny! I'm watching him.... Acronym, Ohio!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Who?
Stoon
Bah. I can't stay awake any longer.
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 12 2008, 02:13 AM) *
Do you mean "I'm here I'm queer, I don't shoot deer!?"
yes.
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 12 2008, 02:15 AM) *
Bah. I can't stay awake any longer.
so tard your retard, eh???? Been there done that!
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 12 2008, 02:14 AM) *
Who?
comedy central
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