I wish I could quit them both.

Mythbusters will be back next week......stay tuned for "Dirty Jobs", where Mike Rowe will visit VP Dick Cheney and learn what it's like to do the dirtiest job on the planet........

I wonder how many knew it was a Mythbusters reference? The show is hilarious, but with some spectacularly bad science. I'm with those guys - it's fun to blow shit up!

Maybe there's a monologue going on in there..
Give brotherdavid an opening...
Kids! I want you out of there, lickety-split!


....never mind.....

I'll own up to geeky. That walrus is totally Jamie, no doubt about it.



And that's totally right out of a dream I once had.

Waiting for the eggman

Oh, the "Cool the beer th fastest" experiment! That was a good one!


Oh, yeah, the girls on the show are pretty. But I like how they enjoy blowing shit up, too.

Eeeeew she looks like Popeye!

Mouse bondage.

I have a genuine weakness for red-heads. Just ask my wife.

The mating call of a blonde:
"Like, I'm so drunk!"
The mating call of a redhead:
"Gee- all the blondes have gone home!"

I wondered what had happened to Bobby Sox. Does he still bat left-handed?

Moose Turd Pie

Bruce "Utah" Phillips


The worst job I ever had was working for the Pacific Railroad, doing a thing called "gandy-dancing." Now most of you know the railroad was built partially by Irish labor. Well, back then the workers would use this long handled shovel, made by the Gandy Shovel Company of Great Neck New York. Well, they'd shove one end of the shovel under a railroad tie, and then run out to the other end of the shovel, when they could find it, and do a little jig on it, and they called it "gandy-dancin'". This would lift the tie up so they could shove gravel under it, which would level the roadbed, so when the train came along, it wouldn't tip over, which would be a real drag for everyone.

Well, nowadays, they run three cars out on the rail: a bunk car, an equipment car, and a mess car. The only thing they don't give you is a cook. The bosses figure you'll find out who the best cook is, and use him. Well, they were wrong. Y'see, they just find out who complains the loudest about the cooking, and he gets to be the cook. Well, that was me, see. Ol' aligator mouth. That was the worst food I'd ever had, and I complained about it. Things like "dog bottom pie" and "pheasant sweat." I thought it was garbage. So I complained. And everyone said, "alright, you think you can do better? You're the cook." Well, that made me mad, see? But I knew, that anyone who complained about my cooking, they were gonna have to cook.

Armed with that knowledge, I sallied forth, over the muddy river. I was walking along, and I saw just this hell of a big moose turd, I mean it was a real steamer! So I said to myself, "self, we're going to make us some moose turd pie." So I tipped that prairie pastry on its side, got my sh*t together, so to speak, and started rolling it down towards the cook car: flolump, flolump, flolump. I went in and made a big pie shell, and then I tipped that meadow muffin into it, laid strips of dough across it, and put a sprig of parsley on top. It was beautiful, poetry on a plate, and I served it up for dessert.

Well, this big guy come into the mess car, I mean, he's about 5 foot forty, and he sets himself down like a fool on a stool, picked up a fork and took a big bite of that moose turd pie. Well he threw down his fork and he let out a bellow, "My God, that's moose turd pie!"

"It's good though."

I voted for the Giant Douche in 2004, myself.

If Obama is the Giant Douche that makes McCain the Turd Panini.
So you'll be voting Giant Douche in 2008 as well. 'Cause McCain is more the Turd Sandwich type in my humble opinion. And if Obama turns out to be a Giant Douche we're still better off than with
Mr. Mc Turd.

After 8 years of a bad Bush Infection, I'd say we could use a good cleaning.

Douchebag to Assklown LOL

Obama is not a Giant Douche.

However, he may well be the High Colonic that this constipated Congress and backed-up Electorate desperately needs.

Haven't you got anything better to do?
i won