QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ Jul 23 2008, 08:03 AM) 
Haven't you got anything better to do?
i won
i won
Is that your best? It's as if you're not even trying to win any more.
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Is that your best? It's as if you're not even trying to win any more.
QUOTE (Stoon @ Jul 23 2008, 09:13 AM)
Is that your best? It's as if you're not even trying to win any more.
Listen here toots... One mans try is another mans I don't give a flyin' rats heiny! 
QUOTE (plodder @ Jul 23 2008, 04:48 AM)
There's about a minute and a half that I'll never get back.
QUOTE (brotherdavid @ Jul 23 2008, 11:26 AM)
"Good deal?" Written by someone who's never had any, no doubt.
QUOTE (brotherdavid @ Jul 23 2008, 02:20 PM)
Praise the lord
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ Jul 23 2008, 01:24 PM)
Praise the lord
QUOTE (brotherdavid @ Jul 23 2008, 04:33 PM)
How do you hide the fact that you just spent 5 hours of your 8 hour work day playing computer games from an omniscient deity?
Not that I did, I'm just curious you know.
QUOTE (brotherdavid @ Jul 23 2008, 02:46 AM)
Obama is not a Giant Douche.
However, he may well be the High Colonic that this constipated Congress and backed-up Electorate desperately needs.
However, he may well be the High Colonic that this constipated Congress and backed-up Electorate desperately needs.
David, You do realize that you just contradicted yourself ... Right?
QUOTE (Stoon @ Jul 23 2008, 01:48 PM)
OMG, I just hit the floor
QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ Jul 23 2008, 02:17 PM)
David, You do realize that you just contradicted yourself ... Right?
A douche and a high colonic are different things. One propels up and around and rushes down and out, and maybe it takes the germs and maybe it doesn't; the other repeatedly and simultaneously irrigates and re-circulates until toxic impaction is removed.QUOTE (rottmom @ Jul 23 2008, 01:39 PM)
How do you hide the fact that you just spent 5 hours of your 8 hour work day playing computer games from an omniscient deity?
Not that I did, I'm just curious you know.
Not that I did, I'm just curious you know.
Dazzle deity with distinctive screensavers.
Ya know, I keep telling my wife that it's a Thigh Colonic, and that all bad things will drip out, but she isn't buying it. Let me know how many of you got physically ill after reading that. Serves you right, you oversexed twisted Liberals!!!
When I was in boot camp, my DI used to say the best part about you ran down your mama's leg, thus the source of my indiscrestion!!!
When I was in boot camp, my DI used to say the best part about you ran down your mama's leg, thus the source of my indiscrestion!!!
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ Jul 23 2008, 04:24 PM)
Praise the lord
Speaking of, I am getting tomatoes out of my garden Lila! And they are WONDERFUL!!!!! Also had some fresh green beans, raw. I love raw green beans.
Just had to tell you that and didn't feel like hunting down the garden thread again.
QUOTE (brotherdavid @ Jul 23 2008, 04:46 PM)
A douche and a high colonic are different things. One propels up and around and rushes down and out, and maybe it takes the germs and maybe it doesn't; the other repeatedly and simultaneously irrigates and re-circulates until toxic impaction is removed.
I'm sorry, I didn't recognize the nuance between an enema and a douche.
But I stand corrected. Barack isn't a giant douche he's a congressional enema nurse.
QUOTE (brotherdavid @ Jul 23 2008, 04:54 PM)
This one's just killin' me
This is an Evacuation Notice. Please do not attempt to contain yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BJWAMd2IbI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BJWAMd2IbI
I thought you said he was dead?
No, I said he sleeps with fishes.
QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ Jul 23 2008, 04:39 PM)
I'm sorry, I didn't recognize the nuance between an enema and a douche.
But I stand corrected. Barack isn't a giant douche he's a congressional enema nurse.
Dear heart, I'm joking (sorta). But I stand corrected. Barack isn't a giant douche he's a congressional enema nurse.
However, this congressional enema nurse notion bears some investigation...
QUOTE (NamelessGenXer @ Jul 23 2008, 02:06 PM)
QUOTE (RandiLover @ Jul 23 2008, 02:28 PM)
OMG, I just hit the floor
Ditto. QUOTE (TapDuncan @ Jul 23 2008, 03:02 PM)
Ya know, I keep telling my wife that it's a Thigh Colonic, and that all bad things will drip out, but she isn't buying it. Let me know how many of you got physically ill after reading that. Serves you right, you oversexed twisted Liberals!!!
When I was in boot camp, my DI used to say the best part about you ran down your mama's leg, thus the source of my indiscrestion!!!
Oh, my, another reason I never joined the military, being, after all, aWhen I was in boot camp, my DI used to say the best part about you ran down your mama's leg, thus the source of my indiscrestion!!!
OVERSEXED TWISTED LIBERAL SINCE 1959
QUOTE (rottmom @ Jul 23 2008, 04:22 PM)
Speaking of, I am getting tomatoes out of my garden Lila! And they are WONDERFUL!!!!! Also had some fresh green beans, raw. I love raw green beans.
Just had to tell you that and didn't feel like hunting down the garden thread again.
Just had to tell you that and didn't feel like hunting down the garden thread again.
QUOTE (pestone @ Jul 23 2008, 06:23 PM)
This is an Evacuation Notice. Please do not attempt to contain yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BJWAMd2IbI
Couldn't if I tried, being, after all, a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BJWAMd2IbI
OVERSEXED TWISTED LIBERAL SINCE 1959
QUOTE (Stoon @ Jul 23 2008, 07:46 PM)
I thought you said he was dead?
No, I said he sleeps with fishes.
Oh, we're back on the Cthulhu theme?
QUOTE (brotherdavid @ Jul 23 2008, 02:46 PM)
A douche and a high colonic are different things. One propels up and around and rushes down and out, and maybe it takes the germs and maybe it doesn't; the other repeatedly and simultaneously irrigates and re-circulates until toxic impaction is removed.
When it comes to the ass, I'm gonna defer to Brother David. That's what XRS gets for trying trip up the Bro'.
QUOTE (brotherdavid @ Jul 23 2008, 02:46 PM)
A douche and a high colonic are different things. ...
Which reminds me, I'll keep repeating it until SOMEBODY on this board pretends it's funny and let's me go on my merry way.
When I recently had to undergo the baseline colonoscopy which is every insured male's 50th or 51st birthday present, and as long as I was being put under for the one, I had to undergo at the same time an endoscopy to check out a possible hiatal hernia/ulcer. So, when the many hospital staff whose job it was to inquire asked me what procedure I was there for, I always answered, "A Both-end-oscopy."
Hey, the nurses LOVED it! Well, then they shoved a camera in my butt.
No, the colonoscopy did not reveal impacted Wayne Madsen.
QUOTE (brotherdavid @ Jul 23 2008, 03:33 PM)
AGAIN...
He's already come back several times
....and ate fish on the beach...
Where is my tarter sauce?
QUOTE (rottmom @ Jul 23 2008, 06:22 PM)
Speaking of, I am getting tomatoes out of my garden Lila! And they are WONDERFUL!!!!! Also had some fresh green beans, raw. I love raw green beans.
Just had to tell you that and didn't feel like hunting down the garden thread again.
Just had to tell you that and didn't feel like hunting down the garden thread again.
Awesome! Don't ya love growing your own stuff?
I have tomatoes, corn, squash, and garlic.
I think I will plant another crop of corn and see if I can get a fall crop!
QUOTE (bushwa @ Jul 24 2008, 02:29 AM)
Which reminds me, I'll keep repeating it until SOMEBODY on this board pretends it's funny and let's me go on my merry way.
When I recently had to undergo the baseline colonoscopy which is every insured male's 50th or 51st birthday present, and as long as I was being put under for the one, I had to undergo at the same time an endoscopy to check out a possible hiatal hernia/ulcer. So, when the many hospital staff whose job it was to inquire asked me what procedure I was there for, I always answered, "A Both-end-oscopy."
Hey, the nurses LOVED it! Well, then they shoved a camera in my butt.
No, the colonoscopy did not reveal impacted Wayne Madsen.
ha ha ha h;h ah hahhahh hah hahha hh hhhhh hmmmmmm!When I recently had to undergo the baseline colonoscopy which is every insured male's 50th or 51st birthday present, and as long as I was being put under for the one, I had to undergo at the same time an endoscopy to check out a possible hiatal hernia/ulcer. So, when the many hospital staff whose job it was to inquire asked me what procedure I was there for, I always answered, "A Both-end-oscopy."
Hey, the nurses LOVED it! Well, then they shoved a camera in my butt.
No, the colonoscopy did not reveal impacted Wayne Madsen.
Speaking of doctors, I've had to go to the ER the other day for medical issues. I thought it was my appendix, but sure glad it wasn't. Hope all is well with your....buttocks!
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