Are we back on Bettie?

I thought she had her own thread dedicated to her?

Oh well,

That's right. I forgot about that thread.

Betty Page -- Randi Rhodes Message Board

Now that Bettie's been dealt with, here's Wilma:

A young couple in college found out they were pregnant. Since they both had wishes to finish school the couple decided to seek adoption for their child. It turns out that they were having twins. Despite this, they continued to pursue adoption and decided upon having the children go to another country, so they wouldn't be tempted to look them up.

After the woman delivered 2 healthy twin lbaby boys they decided upon a wealthy family in Spain for one boy, who they aptly named Juan.

The second boy was adopted by an Italian family, who named him Jamal.

Fast forward 21 years, and the woman, now the same man's wife, receives a postcard. She begins to cry as she reads it as the husband steps into the room.

"Why are you crying, honey?"

"I just received a postcard from one of our sons, Juan. It's lovely, this is a picture of what he looks like on the front. He's so handsome! On the back he says how happy he is, and how grateful he is that we found such a wonderful set of parents for him. He seems so happy and grateful!"

The husband looked perplexed. "Then why are you crying like this? We have 4 wonderful children here, and we have 2 children living wonderful lives apart from us. We did the right thing."

The wife turns to the husband and says "it just makes me wonder, when I see Juan's picture, how our other little boy is doing and what he looks like".

The husband looks assuredly at the wife and says "Well honey, if you've seen Juan........................."

It's not the only one.

Relayed Deaction Dept.:

John McCain: Because it IS Hopeless

It's Rabbit Season

Howard, remember your training

Once there was a young indian brave. He was an artist. He was up on a mountain top and was looking down onto the vast fields of green below him. He thought to himself, that field of green is the perfect canvas for my next art project.

So he took his horse, some rope, and a log and started pulling the log through the field to make a groove in the earth. He would stop periodically and go upon the mountain to observe his progress. Then he would go back down to the field and work on his project. He worked on this daily and eventually the groove was deep enough, and wide enough to clearly and easily make out the beautiful artwork of a young indian brave.

When at last he was finished he went back to the tribe and gathered all his friends and family to come see his beautiful artwork.

After his first piece of work, other indian artist would stake out fields and they too, would make giant groves in the Earth, making pictures of Eagles, or Frogs, or Mankind.

Today some of those original pieces of art are still visible.

If one goes upon a certain mountain or hill and looks down into certain valleys and fields they will see the pictures made many moons ago.

Some of the white men think that these pictures were made by aliens from outer space, but they only speak from their imaginations. They do not know or do not want to believe the truth of how the beautiful pictures were made. Just like they do not want to believe many other truths about the Earth and her creatures.

Be careful of the ways of the strangers, believe only those who believe the truth.

I may be the only one on earth, but i Think that was one of the funniest movies ever done.

Up to the Diner scene, then it just got weird!

"High on a hill
Sat the lonely Gollum-
Precious oh my precious
Oh my precious, oh!"

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It's a wonderful world, beautiful people



http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3-_chRY5I&NR=1

If this doesn't kill a thread, I don't know what will

Bro David will get the joke

Beauty

Oh I love me some Kathryn, but "Beauty" has just got to go. What a mess!