Watch The Prisoner much?

So we have an exclusive Bushwa?

I'm not ready to make a commitment like THAT. Hey, it's not you, it's me.

I have one of those buttons.

Need I say more???



Kyoti

OK. You asked for it.



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Sorry, I was watching Tyra's show today on women with BFA

(smile)

Kyoti

Is that a Banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy


I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette


I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back


(LA face with Oakland booty)


I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal


I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on


So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back


(LA face with the Oakland booty)


Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"


So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

Perv.

Can you tell who that is in the picture?

And yes she does!

preserve!!!!

YES YES YES!!!

No! Very famous tennis player. I didn't take it.

When X-ray-spex was a little boy, he was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

So, x-ray-spex answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, x-ray's mother asked the teacher the next day,

"What are you teaching my son in math?"T

he teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition.

"So x-ray's mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Well I DON'T like big butts. Actively dislike them, in fact.

So there. No more than this, thank you.

Well now see, there you go!

As usual this thread is never subtle, what with Bushwa's feet always on display. As if that would end a thread.

If those nasty feet in the picture routinely posted by XRS were mine, I'd cut 'em off. Mine are bad, but if they were THAT bad, I'd certainly never be in less than two pair of socks and a heavy boot.

Egads, a thread ender!

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If I am going to put my foot into something, this baby is it!

Fear not. That particular picture is the image of last resort. Still, it's best not to toy with me

Now that's special!

Talk about flexibility.

That's tasty

You want fries with that?

Terrible.