You need to stay away from that psilocybin kid.

Your mind is a terrible place. Don't go there alone

Darn. That .gif was so nauseating I thought for sure it would kill the thread.

What's psilocybin?

Not you...Lila.

QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ Aug 22 2008, 01:46 PM)

You need to stay away from that psilocybin kid.

Your mind is a terrible place. Don't go there alone

Too much Insane Clown Posse. I never really got that one.


Not you...Lila.

That's Serena!

I can't remember if I've asked this trenchant question on this particular thread yet.



Would anybody like any Toast?


Toast anyone?

I was irritated at PBS for a long while They'd get to a certain episode of Red Dwarf, then start the series over again. I will likely never know how the series turned out.

Amazon: Red Dwarf on DVD

I know a girl who
Thinks of ghosts
She'll make ya breakfast
She'll make ya toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly
Or any of these
She uses Vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline

Ew. Now, Wikipedia puts him at 101. (1837-1938) Would you want to live that long knowing you had to eat a spoonful of Vaseline every day? Hmm.

You know, there have been times in my life when I felt like I was the only guy who gets the joke. I even had God confirm this to me when I saw Woody Allen's "Love and Death" in the Med while I was reading Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Gogol, Pushkin and Solzhenitsyn and I really WAS the only guy who got some of the jokes. Then I come here and review this thread and I have hope. So let's review, shall we?

Redheads. while more partial to Brunettes, I do admire the flame-tressed ones. Here are two of my favorite Redheads.

Maureen O'Hara:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5BjMTVnNuE

Eddi Reader:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIKWHuxljFE

Now I have no clever lesbian pictures, but I do have a lesbian story. One of Janet's step-niece's friends was gay, Chilean and had survived a horrific home-invasion robbery. We were living at #9 and invited her and her girlfriend to hang out on the water with us. One time, I was opening the door for her and she asked me,

"Do you know that I'm a lesbian?"

I replied,

"Does that mean I don't get to be a gentleman?"


As both a Danger Man/Secret Agent John Drake and a Prisoner fan from the time it was first broadcast, No Prisoner thread is complete without the opening credits, here with Leo McKern as #2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14eUKogPF7s

Words to live by:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29JewlGsYxs

While not totally related, I love that George Harrison's Kid's new band is called thenewno2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5huduB0Uf0


Just as no Prisoner thread is complete without the intro, no bananas thread can be complete without these scenes:

El Presidente. Look or sound familiar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qff098NCNDE

Rebels are we! Born to be Free! Just like the Feesh in the Sea!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSqS-h_jB4

While they aren't clowns, they DO paint clowns and inspired the Billboard Liberation Front with their artistic vision:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBbKSm6g7-U

And there is only ONE chicken and waffle joint:

http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/

And finally Vaseline. My grandfather ran a business out of Ventura, Ca. for many years harvesting the parrafin from the wells of Southern California over into Bakersfield and Weed. It was called dewaxing.


So, Smoke me a kipper, Skipper! I'll be back for breakfast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofibNrYDjdY

Randi Rhodes Message Board Members are Smeggin' Fantastic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A0RFDm8_rE

Smegheads!

I finally feel like I'm home.

Be seeing you!




Credo quia Absurdum!

"El Presidente" "Bananas" by Woody Allen.
My favorite was the snakebite scene.
That, and Louise Lasser on discovering she's made love to Woody Allen in a fake beard, says:
"I knew something was missing."

If these clowns were to drop this casket, would we see about 100 dead weaner dogs and a dead skunk along with one deceased bozo?

A little song, a little dance. A little seltzer, down your pants.

Chuckles, RIP
October 25, 1975

Sublime, the series and Mary's finest episode. I never fail to shriek with glee.

Actually, I really liked this guy:

Alexei Sayle's Stuff

I heard she could turn the world on with her smile.

That she could take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worth while.

All true. However, she's not The Most Interesting Man in the World.

the Most Interesting Man In The World

New York: this is your last chance!

Dude! I used to work with Van Odell in SF. He was one of the three survivors of Jonestown,

Survivors of the Gnomish Inquisition

I have that album...remember albums? LOL

This is the story of the hare who lost his spectacles!

Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching. Sitting on a fence one day, he was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close by.

Now this may not seem strange, but when owl overheard kangaroo whisper to no one in particular, "The hare has lost his spectacles," well, he began to wonder.

Presently, the moon appeared from behind a cloud and there, lying on the grass was hare. In the stream that flowed by the grass -- a newt. And sitting astride a twig of a bush -- a bee.

Ostensibly motionless, the hare was trembling with excitement, for without his spectacles he was completely helpless. Where were his spectacles? Could someone have stolen them? Had he mislaid them? What was he to do?

Bee wanted to help, and thinking he had the answer began: "You probably ate them thinking they were a carrot."

"No!" Interrupted owl, who was wise. "I have good eye-sight, insight, and foresight. How could an intelligent hare make such a silly mistake?" But all this time, owl had been sitting on the fence, scowling!

Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of talk. She thought herself far superior in intelligence to the others. She was their leader; their guru. She had the answer: "Hare, you must go in search of the optician."

But then she realized that hare were completely 'elpless without his spectacles. And so, kangaroo loudly proclaimed, "I cant send hare in search of anything!"

"You can guru, you can!" Shouted newt. "You can send him with owl!"

But owl had gone to sleep.

Newt knew too much to be stopped by so small a problem -- "You can take him in your pouch." But alas, hare was much too big to fit into kangaroo's pouch.

All this time, it had been quite plain to hare that the others knew nothing about spectacles.

And as for all their tempting ideas, well hare didn't care.

(Ba dum, da dum!)

The lost spectacles were his own affair.

And after all, hare did have a spare a-pair.

A-pair!

A-pairrrr!

Chins Up; We Are Going To Win!

Love it!

Very, very, very good, Pesty. You've really flourished with this stuff. Or did you do it a lot before coming to the RRMB?

man i'll say, that is fantastic...bumber sticker, hell, i would put it on my back window

Been learning over the last couple years. You guys inspire me. Especially our lovely Lila. Finding new ways on the old board to tell her she didn't "win" really got me going. Loves us some Lila. Even if she doesn't win this thread, she's a winner everywhere else.

Too bad "Party Unity, Hell Yeah" doesn't make a good acronym. I'd be all over it.

LIBERAL GHETTO ROCKS

SO DOES SEXY JESUS



"Rock Me Sexy Jesus" Sing-A-Long, from Hamlet 2

Warning: Graphically, Epically Irreverent