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bushwa

May 6 2008, 08:29 PM

QUOTE (Randys @ May 6 2008, 02:58 PM)

F*ck you and everybody who looks like you

Heard it.

QUOTE (Randys @ May 6 2008, 02:58 PM)

F*ck you and the dirt on your floor

Said it.

QUOTE (Randys @ May 6 2008, 02:58 PM)

F*ck you and the horse you rode in on

Did it.

No NEW material, RandyS?

LilaTheGreat

May 6 2008, 08:29 PM

QUOTE (Stoon @ May 6 2008, 07:50 PM)

Anyone seen Phantom Passenger and his hypnotic eye yet?

HUmmmm..... maybe he was kidnapped by the DEM warriors...

Oh wait those are AMazon women... hmmm if that happened, perhaps he chooses to be gone a bit more!

CWV

May 6 2008, 08:30 PM

QUOTE (Ishmael @ May 6 2008, 08:47 PM)

Can you skin Grizz?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS57w67-clc

Boy, are you sure you can skin Grizz?

That's Classic

LilaTheGreat

May 6 2008, 08:30 PM

QUOTE (bushwa @ May 6 2008, 07:54 PM)

Heard it.

Said it.

Did it.

No NEW material, RandyS?

You did it to the horse you rode in on??????

CWV

May 6 2008, 08:32 PM

QUOTE (Stoon @ May 6 2008, 08:50 PM)

Anyone seen Phantom Passenger and his hypnotic eye yet?

Nope, he's going to get a high member # and we can razz him about it.

bushwa

May 6 2008, 08:36 PM

QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 6 2008, 05:55 PM)

You did it to the horse you rode in on??????

Eh, a steep ladder.

pestone

May 6 2008, 08:36 PM

QUOTE (LilaTheGreat)

You did it to the horse you rode in on??????

Well, he had to stand on a crate to do it...

CWV

May 6 2008, 08:38 PM

Did you hear about the mouse that screwed the elephant?

The giraffe put him up to it.

LilaTheGreat

May 6 2008, 08:40 PM

TMI TMI TMI Bushwa...TMI TMI TMI (too much information)

as for bears...
remember this movie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZS14_yec3A

LilaTheGreat

May 6 2008, 08:44 PM

QUOTE (stinemetz @ May 6 2008, 04:20 PM)

I'dont Care To Win

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RandiLover

May 6 2008, 08:47 PM

QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 6 2008, 05:54 PM)

HUmmmm..... maybe he was kidnapped by the DEM warriors...

Oh wait those are AMazon women... hmmm if that happened, perhaps he chooses to be gone a bit more!

If Hillary look like any of those Amazon women, Obama wouldn't stand a chance.

CWV

May 6 2008, 08:56 PM

QUOTE (RandiLover @ May 6 2008, 09:12 PM)

If Hillary look like any of those Amazon women, Obama wouldn't stand a chance.

Yes he would because she would still be a two-faced corperate shill.

adamquestor

May 6 2008, 08:57 PM

QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 6 2008, 08:54 PM)

HUmmmm..... maybe he was kidnapped by the DEM warriors...

Oh wait those are AMazon women... hmmm if that happened, perhaps he chooses to be gone a bit more!

Is this a Frank Frazetta work? Looks like his style.

OK - I intentionally avoided this thread in the previous board, but WTF, maybe it's appropriate to dog pile.

Here's a joke: two guys walk into a bar. One forgets to duck and gets a bruise on his forehead.

LilaTheGreat

May 6 2008, 08:59 PM

QUOTE (adamquestor @ May 6 2008, 08:22 PM)

Is this a Frank Frazetta work? Looks like his style.

OK - I intentionally avoided this thread in the previous board, but WTF, maybe it's appropriate to dog pile.

Here's a joke: two guys walk into a bar. One forgets to duck and gets a bruise on his forehead.

adamquestor

May 6 2008, 09:02 PM

QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 6 2008, 09:24 PM)

This is the stupidest joke of all time, but I have gotten laughs from it for five years, now.

Another joke: my Mom is not the best cook in the world. She'll take a recipe like "Death by Chocolate" and turn it into "Coma by Chocolate."

I just tried this joke out at open mike and I'll expand on it.

LilaTheGreat

May 6 2008, 09:05 PM

KNOCK KNOCK...

interupting cow!!!!

ha ha ha ha ha hah ahhahah ah ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aha ha ha ah ah aha ha ha h aha ha ah ah aha ha ah a moo!

pestone

May 6 2008, 09:16 PM

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I am The Cow! ....ehh...Moo!

p.s. Stephanie Miller's own Jim Ward contributed "Additional Voices" to Bashki's late 80s twisted redo of the classic Terrytoons series.

CWV

May 6 2008, 09:26 PM

QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 6 2008, 09:30 PM)

KNOCK KNOCK...

interupting cow!!!!

ha ha ha ha ha hah ahhahah ah ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aha ha ha ah ah aha ha ha h aha ha ah ah aha ha ah a moo!

I love inter MOOOO rupting Cow.

Libertas

May 6 2008, 09:33 PM

rookies

Stoon

May 6 2008, 09:47 PM

QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 6 2008, 09:30 PM)

KNOCK KNOCK...

interupting cow!!!!

ha ha ha ha ha hah ahhahah ah ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aha ha ha ah ah aha ha ha h aha ha ah ah aha ha ah a moo!

Cows With Guns

pestone

May 6 2008, 09:49 PM

Don't forget the bacon!

QUOTE

My mom likes to tell the story of my first Christmas as a toddler, in which I nearly hyperventilated while jumping up and down in my Johnny Jumper at the first sight of a wrapped present. These days I can usually keep my excitement under wraps, but when Josh from Skillet sent me a jar of BACON JAM I could feel my heart rate go up and my breath quicken. I was in the middle of a conversation which I quickly broke off when I spotted the package on the mail shelf. I tore into the box to find a small jar of dirt-colored paste. Honestly, it did not look appetizing, but that didn’t stop me from opening the jar right there in the lobby. I took one whiff of intoxicating bacon and plunged my finger right in.

This stuff is GOOD. Packed full of bacon, but also tempered with caramelized onions and a vinegary counterbalance that reminds me of chutney. I tried it on bagels with a bit of turkey (YUM), as a pizza base (YUM) and even stirred it into cottage cheese as a snack (YUM). I can’t wait to head down to Skillet and try it on their burger.

http://www.iheartbacon.com/

I (heart) bacon. You have got to love the irony.

CWV

May 6 2008, 09:59 PM

QUOTE (pestone @ May 6 2008, 10:14 PM)

Don't forget the bacon!

I (heart) bacon. You have got to love the irony.

rottmom

May 6 2008, 10:01 PM

QUOTE

My mom likes to tell the story of my first Christmas as a toddler, in which I nearly hyperventilated while jumping up and down in my Johnny Jumper at the first sight of a wrapped present. These days I can usually keep my excitement under wraps, but when Josh from Skillet sent me a jar of BACON JAM I could feel my heart rate go up and my breath quicken. I was in the middle of a conversation which I quickly broke off when I spotted the package on the mail shelf.

That wasn't the bacon jam, that was the clogged arteries dude! Back away from the bacon grease!

Stoon

May 6 2008, 10:05 PM

QUOTE (pestone @ May 6 2008, 09:41 PM)

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I am The Cow! ....ehh...Moo!

I am Cow

RandiLover

May 6 2008, 10:12 PM

Is it possible to pick a church of my favorite color? Black with a gold pearl or White with a blue pearl? Decisions Decisions Decisions?

pestone

May 6 2008, 10:14 PM

QUOTE (RandiLover @ May 6 2008, 06:37 PM)

Is it possible to pick a church of my favorite color? Black with a gold pearl or White with a blue pearl? Decisions Decisions Decisions?

Go with the red, honey. It matches your eyes....

Libertas

May 6 2008, 10:17 PM

International symbol for marriage:

CWV

May 6 2008, 10:21 PM

I just broke my E string trying to tune my guitar.

Now I'm pissed and don't want to play.

Stoon

May 6 2008, 10:26 PM

pestone

May 6 2008, 10:27 PM

International symbol for divorce:

Stoon

May 6 2008, 10:42 PM

When a city official has a sense of humour:

NecroUnderachiever

May 6 2008, 10:57 PM

QUOTE (Stoon @ May 6 2008, 04:06 PM)

The return of the Grammar Nazi comics!

Comics from: http://www.queenofwands.net/

Ah, Aeire. I dated her for a while.

Seriously. We worked in the same call center.

Stoon

May 6 2008, 10:59 PM

QUOTE (EnnU @ May 6 2008, 11:22 PM)

Ah, Aeire. I dated her for a while.

Seriously. We worked in the same call center.

I am SO jealous of you atm.

NecroUnderachiever

May 6 2008, 11:01 PM

It's an "is". I loved her. I let her go. If she stayed in Colorado for me and didn't pursue her dreams in another state,she would forever have regretted it. She would have eventually blamed me for it. I would rather her happy and away than here with me and miserable.

As it is, that's years in the past.

pestone

May 6 2008, 11:22 PM

QUOTE (CWV @ May 6 2008, 06:46 PM)

I just broke my E string trying to tune my guitar.

Now I'm pissed and don't want to play.

I just broke my G-string, and now I'm all pissed off too, and I don't want to to play my guitar, either. Can't play worth a hill of beans, anyway.

Stoon

May 6 2008, 11:28 PM

QUOTE (EnnU @ May 6 2008, 10:26 PM)

It's an "is". I loved her. I let her go. If she stayed in Colorado for me and didn't pursue her dreams in another state,she would forever have regretted it. She would have eventually blamed me for it. I would rather her happy and away than here with me and miserable.

As it is, that's years in the past.

Seen her new project? Punch an' Pie. She's writing it and Chris Daily's doing the art.

LilaTheGreat

May 6 2008, 11:41 PM

QUOTE (Stoon @ May 6 2008, 09:12 PM)

Cows With Guns

That is a funny cartoon....but "He" has "udders"

so

it is either a shemale

or a lesbian

!

LilaTheGreat

May 6 2008, 11:58 PM

QUOTE (pestone @ May 6 2008, 10:47 PM)

I just broke my G-string, and now I'm all pissed off too, and I don't want to to play my guitar, either. Can't play worth a hill of beans, anyway.

Bashwa... stay back!

Stoon

May 7 2008, 01:04 AM

Going by Phantom's Avatar, this is what I think he looks like in real life:

bushwa

May 7 2008, 01:17 AM

QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 6 2008, 09:23 PM)

...
Bashwa... stay back!

Bashwa? That's verrrry good. Very good. Is it yours, or just something you picked up... somewhere?

Mind if I claim I thought of it?

Wayne

May 7 2008, 03:57 AM

The U.S. Government has declared this thread a danger to public morals and stated it's intent to kill it!

That should do it, right?

Faade

May 7 2008, 04:44 AM

that octopenis is classic!

LilaTheGreat

May 7 2008, 10:34 AM

QUOTE (bushwa @ May 7 2008, 12:42 AM)

Bashwa? That's verrrry good. Very good. Is it yours, or just something you picked up... somewhere?

Mind if I claim I thought of it?

Feel free like a bumble bee.... say.... any news on the bees?

X-Ray-Spex

May 7 2008, 11:12 AM

Nice to be back I've missed you.

bushwa

May 7 2008, 11:40 AM

QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ May 7 2008, 08:37 AM)

Nice to be back I've missed you.

YOU BASTARD!

So, you gonna 'splain the name change for us? (Perhaps over on the "What WAS your name..." thread?)

BTW, nice evidence of pull, there. You were able to get a hyphen, when others are complaining they can't register with anything other than alpha numeric characters.

Wayne

May 7 2008, 11:48 AM

Nice toe be back here with all the normal people

Bon appetit

Stoon

May 7 2008, 11:55 AM

Oh great. Now I have to change my previous post to:

I think this is what X-Ray-Spex looks like in real life based on his avatar:

Ishmael

May 7 2008, 12:01 PM

QUOTE (Wayne @ May 7 2008, 02:22 AM)

The U.S. Government has declared this thread a danger to public morals and stated it's intent to kill it!

That should do it, right?

My kind of girl. Huge boobs AND a huge doob to boot. I love the pasties.

Stoon

May 7 2008, 12:11 PM

QUOTE (Ishmael @ May 7 2008, 12:26 PM)

My kind of girl. Huge boobs AND a huge doob to boot. I love the pasties.

Hey Ish, did you see that documentary series on PBS last week, Carrier? I noted that the Chief Master Chief kept calling everybody "shipmate." I said to myself "Hey, Ish does that."

X-Ray-Spex

May 7 2008, 12:13 PM

QUOTE (bushwa @ May 7 2008, 11:05 AM)

YOU BASTARD!

So, you gonna 'splain the name change for us? (Perhaps over on the "What WAS your name..." thread?)

BTW, nice evidence of pull, there. You were able to get a hyphen, when others are complaining they can't register with anything other than alpha numeric characters.

Love you too.

Changed the name because the Phantom handle was an accident to begin with.
Fresh message board, fresh handle, fresh start. I'm still P2 on Democratic Warrior and the Mike Malloy board. Regardless I'm still me. If you don't believe it send me a PM and I'll curse at you a little. Not to insult you, just to make you feel more comfortable. I've got to do some work and I'll come back during my break.