Edited by X-Ray Spex for the "Your You're There Their They're" thing.

I don't care about your private life, or what his name is.

That's not what bushwa said.

Nobody REALLY wants to be an "expert" - EVERYONE knows that the definition of "expert" is as follows:

(break it down)

EX = has been

SPURT = drip under pressure

Expert = A "has been drip, under pressure."


How's that for brilliant???



Kyoti

I missed that sign!

And we have a winner!

nosmoke

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Too bad X-Ray-Spex can't log on during the weekend to start the son of thread.

Wish me luck everybody. I fly out to Evansville manana for the big face-to-face job interview Wed. morning. Think good thoughts for me Wed. so I can get this job and be a productive member of society again instead of a tired, old gigolo living off my wife's inheritance.

Anyone here watch the show Corner Gas?

Love the show.

It's hilarious. It, among many other things, makes me want to move to Canada.

I love how they get the craziest guest stars - including two Canadian Prime Ministers. There was a show intro where the PM (can't remember which one) was about to give a speech to the nation, and Brent Butt wandered into the shot and asked the PM if he could do it later, because it was interfering with Corner Gas. It was hilarious.

Skunk Skillet Stew


(A sensory entree, not recommended for the weak-stomached)

Two adult skunks, skinned, deboned and shredded; save scent sacs and set aside; one-fourth cup oil; one-fourth cup butter; two cups finely chopped celery; one-fourth cup finely chopped parsley; two cloves garlic, finely minced; one bay leaf; two carrots, chopped; two tablespoons flour; one cup beef broth; one cup dry red wine; three tablespoons cognac; one pound ripe, red tomatoes, peeled, seeded and chopped; salt and freshly ground pepper to taste; juice of half-lemon; one-fourth teaspoon nutmeg; one cup Madeira wine.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In large skillet, brown skunk well in oil and butter; add carrots and stir until lightly browned. Sprinkle with flour. Add broth as needed when mixture starts to brown. Stir to dissolve brown particles. Add remaining broth, red wine, cognac, tomatoes, salt and pepper. Place in oven, cover and bake three hours. Strain gravy, pressing as much of cooked vegetable mixture as possible through sieve. Bring strained mixture to boil. Add lemon juice, nutmeg, Madeira. Carefully puncture scent sacs and add fluids to mixture. Simmer five minutes. Pour sauce over skunk.

Serves eight.


Dig hole throw mixture and skunk into hole cover mixture with dirt stomp down with extreme prejudice back away from hole never return to that location in this life time.

Then why did you put it in the redneck thread?