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X-Ray-Spex
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 22 2008, 02:20 PM) *
WHERE IS
PESTONE?????????



Don't know.


Anyway I think it's prohibited to ship home grown produce into or out off California.
You can thank the Produce lobby no doubt. I think it's supposed to limit the transfer of dangerous insects. At least that's the story I've been told.
Stoon
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 22 2008, 02:28 PM) *
Oh, okay.... I thought maybe he didn't love us anymore. sad.gif

Maybe he doesn't. This was the last post I could find:
http://forums.therandirhodesshow.com/index...post&p=9098, a week ago.
RandiLover
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2 big a eat
Stoon
QUOTE (RandiLover @ May 22 2008, 02:30 PM) *

Are those real? If not, why would a woman do that do themselves?
Stoon
QUOTE (RandiLover @ May 22 2008, 02:30 PM) *

Are those real? Looks mightily photoshopped. If not, why would a woman do that do themselves?
RandiLover
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We be Jammiiiiiiin! biggrin.gif
X-Ray-Spex
QUOTE (RandiLover @ May 22 2008, 02:33 PM) *
We be Jammiiiiiiin! biggrin.gif



That's cute. biggrin.gif
RandiLover
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The New Border fix
RandiLover
Carl Rove just subpenad
RandiLover
Damn, Look at that tornado in Colorado on cnn. its a half mile wide


Wayne
QUOTE (RandiLover @ May 22 2008, 11:42 AM) *
Carl Rove just subpenad


YES!
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (RandiLover @ May 22 2008, 01:43 PM) *
Damn, Look at that tornado in Colorado on cnn. its a half mile wide

Uh oh... wait, only 1/2 a mile? huh.gif
RandiLover
Damn Dorithy, where is toto?
RandiLover
Let us see o'l Karl of Marx pick out his new bubba when he gets picked up for contempt, just like the McDugals except, this perp actually is a criminal.
Sinisterblogger
Hey, don't insult Karl Marx like that.
Stoon
QUOTE
Whilst on the plane home from San Jose, I found a newspaper stuffed in the little magazine holder in front of me. I casually flipped through it and noticed the advice column. It had the standard ‘husband problem,’ ‘kid problem,’ and ‘mucous beast from other dimension problem’ that are the primary kinds of letters featured.

It then occurred to me that it would be funny to write in with some bizarre problem and ask for advice. However, they probably quite a few extremely weird letters, so mine would probably not rate very highly.

Then, being a nerd, I wondered who orcs would turn to when they desperately needed advice? Who would they trust with their innermost thoughts and feelings?

Gorg,
There is an orc in my unit that I hate. He always pushes me and tries to steal my food. What should I do?
Thork

Dear Thork,
Kill him and eat his entrails.

Gorg,
Sometimes the other orcs make fun of me because I like flowers. I just think they’re pretty (the flowers, not the orcs) and like to put them on my armor. How can I get them to stop making fun of me?
Orc with Flower

Dear Orc with Flower,
Kill them and eat their entrails. If you kill enough of them, no one will laugh at you for liking flowers.

http://www.wayfarersmoon.com/
RandiLover
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Forget eating entrails!
Sinisterblogger
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well that didn't work.

LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (Sinisterblogger @ May 22 2008, 02:52 PM) *
<embed id="VideoPlayback" style="width:400px;height:326px" flashvars="" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=2980105709468183755&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed>

well that didn't work.

What the heck!!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif huh.gif
Sinisterblogger
I tried to embed a video. I apparently can't do that here.
Stoon
QUOTE
Gorg,
I hate all this killing that the other Orcs like so much and most of all I hate eating entrails every day. I want to become a vegetarian! What should I do?The Vegie Orc

Dear Vegie Orc,
You seem to have two problems: One, you hate killing. Two, you like vegetables.

As far as the killing goes, I have one word for you: Accountant. Yes, Sauron needs accountants. The Great Eye has all the psychotic killers he can handle, what he really needs is orcs who can count past two. Massive armies of Evil don’t run themselves, they need entrails, weapons, armor, and knitting supplies by the ton (the ogres love knitting, don’t know why). As an Accountant, you can help make sure the books are balanced, the Nazgul get fed, and the entrails keep flowing in.

Vegetables, eh? Well, if you become an Accountant, Sauron will give you whatever you want. You’ll have more vegetables that you need and a couple dozen bodyguards who’ll kill anyone who dares mock you.

Gorg,
I don’t feel like I’m reaching my full potential. I kill lots of orcs and men and horses and whatever, but I never seem to get promoted or recognized. What can I do?

Vorok, the Many-Killer

Dear Vorok,
Maybe you’re too good a killer. If you kill everyone, no one will be around to point out how great you are. Next time you’re in a battle or a fight, try leaving someone alive or just maiming a couple of them. They’ll let everyone know what a vicious bastard you are and the promotions and recognition will flow in.

Send more questions to Gorg and he will answer them. Until then, kill them and feast on their entrails.

http://www.wayfarersmoon.com/
RandiLover
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Everything looks sooooo delicious!
Stoon
QUOTE (RandiLover @ May 22 2008, 04:46 PM) *
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Everything looks sooooo delicious!

How delicious does it look?
bushwa
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 22 2008, 11:18 AM) *


Is this porn?



Not quite yet, but wait a minute.

stinemetz
QUOTE (brotherdavid @ May 22 2008, 08:05 PM) *


Was That You On The Jeff Show Sure Sounded Like It cool.gif
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (bushwa @ May 22 2008, 07:12 PM) *
Not quite yet, but wait a minute.
Ah yes.... been there done that, but looked better doing it!!!!!
CWV
I fart in the general direction of this thread, except for the Orcs, I need my entrails.
Wayne
On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
An Empirical Study

Ali Rahimi1, Ben Recht 2, Jason Taylor 2, Noah Vawter 2
17 Feb 2005

1: Electrical Engineering and Computer Science department, MIT.
2: Media Laboratory, MIT.

Abstract
Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
Introduction
It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics [1]. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.

We describe our experimental setup, report our results, and conclude with a few design guidelines for constructing more effective helmets.

Experimental Setup

The three helmet types tested
The Classical
The Fez
The Centurion

We evaluated the performance of three different helmet designs, commonly referred to as the Classical, the Fez, and the Centurion. These designs are portrayed in Figure 1. The helmets were made of Reynolds aluminium foil. As per best practices, all three designs were constructed with the double layering technique described elsewhere [2].

A radio-frequency test signal sweeping the ranges from 10 Khz to 3 Ghz was generated using an omnidirectional antenna attached to the Agilent 8714ET's signal generator.

The experimental apparatus, including a data recording laptop, a $250,000 network analyser, and antennae.

A network analyser (Agilent 8714ET) and a directional antenna measured and plotted the signals. See Figure 2.

Because of the cost of the equipment (about $250,000), and the limited time for which we had access to these devices, the subjects and experimenters performed a few dry runs before the actual experiment (see Figure 3).

Test subjects during a dry run.






The receiver antenna was placed at various places on the cranium of 4 different subjects: the frontal, occipital and parietal lobes. Once with the helmet off and once with the helmet on. The network analyzer plotted the attenuation betwen the signals in these two settings at different frequencies, from 10Khz to 3 Ghz. Figure 4 shows a typical plot of the attenuation at different frequencies.

A typical attenuation trace form the network analyser

Results
For all helmets, we noticed a 30 db amplification at 2.6 Ghz and a 20 db amplification at 1.2 Ghz, regardless of the position of the antenna on the cranium. In addition, all helmets exhibited a marked 20 db attenuation at around 1.5 Ghz, with no significant attenuation beyond 10 db anywhere else.
Conclusion
The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
Acknowledgments
The authors would like to thank Andy (Xu) Sun of the MIT Media Lab for helping with the equipment, Professor George Sergiadis for lending us the antennae, and Professor Neil Gershenfeld for allowing us the use of his lab equipment. (Please direct any queries to the authors, NOT these folks)

There's also an informative video, courtesy of Discover Channel's Daily Planet.
Stoon
ARRRGH! I've been having problems with World of Warcraft crashing. So I'm going through the suggested steps by Blizzard. I run the Windows file checker, built into windows, and it destroys my installation of Windows. I tried going to a previous restore point unsuccessfully. I had to then go to my windows disc, mostly for the product key, and try reinstalling as an upgrade, then in the windows install repair mode. Nothing worked. I had to do a clean install of Windows. Now I have to reinstall every piece of software I had, and try and find my bloody backup files so I don't lose all my email.
LilaTheGreat
An Indian Cheif Told me a story about a young boy who would not eat his food.

He said to the boy "Do you know the plant people and the Animal people, they gave up their life to give you your life.

You disrespect them and tell them that you are not happy with their sacrifice of their life for you when you don't eat your food.

The plant people and the animal people they only wanted to give their life for a good purpose, and your rejecting of them is hurtful to their family.

See, the plant people, they love to stand tall in the wind, they love to catch the rain in their mouth and sleep under the stars, they did not want to leave their families, but some of them were willing to leave thier family for you, and help you with your life.

The animal people, they love to run in the trees and play with their family in the fields, but some gave their life for you to have yours, and you only turn your face away, and your nose up".

The boy, realizing the sacrifices given by the plant people and the animal people saw how he was disrespecting the sacrifice.

He said to the Cheif, " I will eat it, but I still don't like the way it taste."
RandiLover
QUOTE (Wayne @ May 22 2008, 11:33 PM) *
On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
An Empirical Study

Ali Rahimi1, Ben Recht 2, Jason Taylor 2, Noah Vawter 2
17 Feb 2005

1: Electrical Engineering and Computer Science department, MIT.
2: Media Laboratory, MIT.

Abstract
Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
Introduction
It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics [1]. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.

We describe our experimental setup, report our results, and conclude with a few design guidelines for constructing more effective helmets.

Experimental Setup

The three helmet types tested
The Classical
The Fez
The Centurion

We evaluated the performance of three different helmet designs, commonly referred to as the Classical, the Fez, and the Centurion. These designs are portrayed in Figure 1. The helmets were made of Reynolds aluminium foil. As per best practices, all three designs were constructed with the double layering technique described elsewhere [2].

A radio-frequency test signal sweeping the ranges from 10 Khz to 3 Ghz was generated using an omnidirectional antenna attached to the Agilent 8714ET's signal generator.

The experimental apparatus, including a data recording laptop, a $250,000 network analyser, and antennae.

A network analyser (Agilent 8714ET) and a directional antenna measured and plotted the signals. See Figure 2.

Because of the cost of the equipment (about $250,000), and the limited time for which we had access to these devices, the subjects and experimenters performed a few dry runs before the actual experiment (see Figure 3).

Test subjects during a dry run.






The receiver antenna was placed at various places on the cranium of 4 different subjects: the frontal, occipital and parietal lobes. Once with the helmet off and once with the helmet on. The network analyzer plotted the attenuation betwen the signals in these two settings at different frequencies, from 10Khz to 3 Ghz. Figure 4 shows a typical plot of the attenuation at different frequencies.

A typical attenuation trace form the network analyser

Results
For all helmets, we noticed a 30 db amplification at 2.6 Ghz and a 20 db amplification at 1.2 Ghz, regardless of the position of the antenna on the cranium. In addition, all helmets exhibited a marked 20 db attenuation at around 1.5 Ghz, with no significant attenuation beyond 10 db anywhere else.
Conclusion
The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
Acknowledgments
The authors would like to thank Andy (Xu) Sun of the MIT Media Lab for helping with the equipment, Professor George Sergiadis for lending us the antennae, and Professor Neil Gershenfeld for allowing us the use of his lab equipment. (Please direct any queries to the authors, NOT these folks)

There's also an informative video, courtesy of Discover Channel's Daily Planet.


Got my helmet hangin sheeple.gif sarcasm.gif rofl.gif
Sinisterblogger
speaking of aluminium helmets (tangentially), go see the new Indiana Jones movie. It's very good.
Stoon
Or you could go see John Cusack's new movie, War Inc. It's only open in two theatres, one in L.A. one in N.Y. Whether it opens in other cities depends on whether it does well in those two theatres.
bushwa
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 23 2008, 11:54 AM) *
Or you could go see John Cusack's new movie, War Inc. It's only open in two theatres, one in L.A. one in N.Y. Whether it opens in other cities depends on whether it does well in those two theatres.



For those interested, here's a link to a story about the film, and here's a link to the LA Times' review of "War, Inc."

Here's the opening of the former:

JOHN CUSACK GOES TO WAR

By Tina Daunt, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

John Cusack is angry. And he thinks you should be too.
...
Sinisterblogger
Myself, I'm actualy looking forward to the Sex and the City movie next weekend. Yes, thank you, I am that queer. martini.gif
Stoon
QUOTE (Sinisterblogger @ May 23 2008, 04:13 PM) *
Myself, I'm actualy looking forward to the Sex and the City movie next weekend. Yes, thank you, I am that queer. martini.gif

I didn't know before now there WAS a Sex and the City movie. I liked the show and I'm not that queer.
X-Ray-Spex
Bushwa will be the first member to break 1000 Posts.
Stoon
QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ May 23 2008, 03:19 PM) *
Bushwa will be the first member to break 1000 Posts.

Lily's been really quiet the last couple of days.
LilaTheGreat
An Indian Cheif told me a story.

He told of how he went to "buddy day" at the school with his nephew.

The boy was very proud to have his uncle at the school. They looked at all the artwork of the students and the uncle paid special attention to his nephews artwork and express great pride in how good the artwork looked.

In the afternoon, the teacher told the uncle that the children were going to play soccer at recess. The uncle asked his nephew which team should he be on. The boy proudly said, "my team, we always wins". So the uncle said. Then I will play on the other team.

After the uncles team beat the nephews team, the boy was very upset. The teacher went to the uncle and said, "your nephew is very upset. He wanted you to play on his team." So the uncle called his nephew to him.

"My boy, Why are you upset", said the uncle. The boy said because we lost and you didn't play on my team. The uncle said. "I am a warrior and
so are you. And a warrior helps those who need help. Your team always wins, and the other team needed help, so as a good warrior, I helped those who needed my help."

The boy understood, but was still a little upset.

However, the next day he came home and spoke with the uncle.

"My team lost." said the boy to the uncle.

"What? You lost? Why did you lose. I thought your team always won." said the uncle

"We do, said the boy, but today I played on the other team."
Stoon

http://www.rall.com/
brotherdavid
QUOTE (stinemetz @ May 22 2008, 05:14 PM) *
Was That You On The Jeff Show Sure Sounded Like It cool.gif
No, not me, stinemetz. Perhaps there's a doppelgänger. Freaky.
groovy.gif groovy.gif aaa.gif bandevil.gif bandevil.gif meltdown.gif randi.gif showb.gif light.gif
bushwa
QUOTE (X-Ray-Spex @ May 23 2008, 01:19 PM) *
Bushwa will be the first member to break 1000 Posts.



Is that a challenge for me to back off so that I can make you WRONG?! Tempting. Very tempting.

Stoon
QUOTE (bushwa @ May 23 2008, 08:52 PM) *
Is that a challenge for me to back off so that I can make you WRONG?! Tempting. Very tempting.

I dare you to be be not the first one to 1000.
stinemetz
QUOTE (brotherdavid @ May 23 2008, 09:50 PM) *
No, not me, stinemetz. Perhaps there's a doppelgänger. Freaky.
groovy.gif groovy.gif aaa.gif bandevil.gif meltdown.gif randi.gif showb.gif light.gif


Ok clap.gif bandevil.gif On NOVA M Thats All
Stoon
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 23 2008, 09:00 PM) *
I dare you to be be not the first one to 1000.

...be be...

I need more sleep. Staying up until the wee hours of the morning fixing your computer isn't necessarily the best thing to do.
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 23 2008, 09:24 PM) *
...be be...

I need more sleep. Staying up until the wee hours of the morning fixing your computer isn't necessarily the best thing to do.

go to bed!
Stoon
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 24 2008, 02:22 AM) *
go to bed!

But I'm catching up with the back episodes of Worst Persons in the world I haven't seen, since I don't get MSNBC in my cable package.
LilaTheGreat
QUOTE (Stoon @ May 24 2008, 01:57 AM) *
But I'm catching up with the back episodes of Worst Persons in the world I haven't seen, since I don't get MSNBC in my cable package.

Weigh the odds. Which is more important?
back episodes of Worst Persons in the world or sleep?
back episodes of Worst Persons in the world or sleep?
back episodes of Worst Persons in the world or sleep?
hmmmmm..... SLEEP!
Stoon
QUOTE (LilaTheGreat @ May 24 2008, 03:08 AM) *
Weigh the odds. Which is more important?
back episodes of Worst Persons in the world or sleep?
back episodes of Worst Persons in the world or sleep?
back episodes of Worst Persons in the world or sleep?
hmmmmm..... SLEEP!

Meh.
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