WAKE UP!!!!! ....don't post while sleeping.

Ah, you guessed that my lack of coherence was due to my brain's lack of function.

Normalicy kicked in!

Now THAT's my kind of no sequitor!

Catsup? It's ketchup!

Tomato - Tomauto

Hillary Billary!

I wish to post more obnoxious and obscene pics but I have already used up all of my posting space. What is an obnoxious troll supposed to do now?

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For about a week now I've been PRAYING there was some kind of limitation. Apparently it's an overly generous one!

Awwww... I was kinda hoping for a beefcake version of the Heinz lady....Val Kilmer draped over the French's Mustard jar???? Puhleeze??? Purty phuleeeeeze??


Kyoti

Start surfing over to photobucket?

Once there was a boy who was doing a gross experiment with a frog.

He would tell the frog to jump and the frog jumped, so he wrote down : told frog to jump frog jumped
Then he cut off one of the frogs legs.

Then he told the frog to jump and the frog jumped, but not as far. so he wrote down: told frog to jump frog jumped, but not so far.

Then he cut off another leg .

Then he told the frog to jump and the frog jumped, but again not as far. so he wrote down: told frog to jump ,frog jumped, but not so far.

Then he cut off the third leg.
He told the frog to jump, and the frog jumped but also spun to the left. so he wrote down: told the frog to jump, the frog jumped, but spun to the left.

Then he cut off the last leg.
He told the frog to jump.The frog just sat there. Again, he told the frog to jump, but the frog just sat there. So the boy wrote down: cut off last leg, and told frog to jump, but frog went deaf.

Wasn't Bush famous as a kid for sticking firecrackers into frogs?

Oh yeah, I forgot to put a boy named George.

D'oh!

Son of a bitch, Lila. I haven't heard that one!

Nice job.

What???? The oldest person on the RRMB hasn't heard that one???? I think it's old-timers kickin' in. The great thing about old-timers is a person can tell you a joke and you''ll forget it 10 minutes later and in 15 minutes I can tell it all over again and.... there you go!

Oldest? He's member 175.

Yeah right.... watch this.... Bushway....

Once there was a boy who was doing a gross experiment with a frog.

He would tell the frog to jump and the frog jumped, so he wrote down : told frog to jump frog jumped
Then he cut off one of the frogs legs.

Then he told the frog to jump and the frog jumped, but not as far. so he wrote down: told frog to jump frog jumped, but not so far.

Then he cut off another leg .

Then he told the frog to jump and the frog jumped, but again not as far. so he wrote down: told frog to jump ,frog jumped, but not so far.

Then he cut off the third leg.
He told the frog to jump, and the frog jumped but also spun to the left. so he wrote down: told the frog to jump, the frog jumped, but spun to the left.

Then he cut off the last leg.
He told the frog to jump.The frog just sat there. Again, he told the frog to jump, but the frog just sat there. So the boy wrote down: cut off last leg, and told frog to jump, but frog went deaf.

Solidarity Forever by Pete Seeger

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kYiKdJoSsb8

Thanks wayne, but I've been stuck watching the Carmen and Shane episodes on Youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhZnXd61lQU...feature=related

Is this porn?

Well, some fundamentalist Christian might say it is, but I say that if the naughty bits ain't showing, it isn't porn.

No dahlin' - if no one is getting f*cked - willingly or unwillingly - it's NOT porn. It's merely suggestive. This definition can, therefore, be used to define numerous situations as "pornographic."

Kyoti

Are you trying to kill this thread? It just got interesting!

History of the Lead Pencil

Lead pencils, of course, contain no lead.

The writing medium is graphite, a form of carbon.

Son of a bitch, Lila. I haven't heard that one!

Nice job.

What? What's so funny? What?!

That joke is older than coprolites.

Food porn.

Hey, didn't someone suggest over 30 pages ago that we were supposed to make fun of X-Ray-Spex for his high member number?

What Old People Do For Fun
Youtube

This is Gulfstream Zero One X-ray heavy leveling off at 1000

Follow proper voice procedure Gulfstream 01X. End transmissions with over, or out as per ACP 125 over.

I was wondering how the heck so many members had 400+ post. Now I know. 37 pages of this
Does one have to read all the pages in order to post?

Well, I didn't start into the original thread killer challenge until 100 pages in, and I was damned if I was going to read the first 100 pages.

Ha, I read the old TKC through once and was working on twice When it was killed by .... EGGHEAD.

Damn you EGGY!!!!!

Okay...I'm okay..... now I must add my chapters to the new TKC and attempt to beat all who post by being the last to post.
So, in this endevour...... I must make this final announcement to all who are reading....

I WON.

What?

This actually is one of the most ENTERTAINING threads, and going back to see what is here should not be a chore, IT IS FUN!!!!!!

Or I could pull a Lila and start reposting old posts.

This is Gulfstream Zero One X-ray heavy leveling off at 1000 ...... OVER! Come in Major Tom!

Link?

Ohhh, by the way, did any of you listen to Mike Malloy totally lose it the other night, it was AWESOME

OMG... I had a vision that some one would post after me. Does that mean that I possess magical powers?

Aber cadaver.... hocus pocus..... red rover red rover...

I did too!

ARe you stoned?
You DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT

want to start the pencil/typewriter/stapler history stuff AGAIN!!!!!!!

It is FORBIDDEN.
IT WILL SHIRLEY (did someone call me Shirley) SHIRLEY kill this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gas is officially 4 bucks a gallon. Next week I take my final for my next license. I think I will start the hydrogen cracking project after next week, which when finished, I will run my truck, my house, on water. Cant do it to a bike, that sucks.