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haroldmarshall
In a surprise move calculated to steal thunder from Barack Obama's Vice Presidential choice, Senator John McCain (former prisoner-of-war) has made the announcement that Alan Keyes will be his running mate. Nearly punching the air with his feeble fists, McCain repeatedly shouted "Give Keyes a chance, give Keyes a chance!"



At a later meeting with Alan Keyes, along with former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani and former U.S. Sen. Fred Thompson, both designated members of McCain's future cabinet, the Arizona senator reached out and warmly shook Thompson's hand and said, "Glad to have you aboard, Dr. Keyes!" Valiantly repressing laughter, Giuliani leaned close and whispered, "No, it's not him, John, it's the negro..."



An embarrassed McCain was heard to mutter, "Oh no, now something else I'm going to have to explain to Cindy..." Others present, including Secretary of Religion designate, Mike Huckabee, shared a laugh, as Giuliani confessed, "Now we're really screwed!" Keyes forced a chuckle, pretending to smile through clenched teeth.

Laura
LOL! YOu had me going for a second! laugh.gif
TapDuncan
Harold--Shame on you, ya got me, Alan Keyes is to African Americans as Joe Lieberman is to Jews. Good one!
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