"You look like a whore with all that make-up on, you c*nt".

While presenting the AARP Golden Depends Award, Mariska Hargitay wonders where it all went wrong.

Why do I gotta be with the c*nt?

(McCain thought bubble) "Hey is that Tina Fey or that overstock.com b*tch?!?!"
(Palin thought bubble) "Take a picture grandpa"

We need to drill here, and we need to drill now!

She does have that Hargitay, Tina Fey look doesn't she?

Gah you beat me to it - I think she looks like Tina Fey too!

"I think that you've been a great Vice President".

"Why thank you, Mister President".

Yep, with a dash of early Paula Prentiss, depending on the angle.
And I do mean, angle.. Cannot wait for the convention, let alone the debates.

Sorry John, you're not allowed to drill her, um.. I mean drill here either.

"Pick her up, use her for four years, then replace her with a younger model. It's good to be the President."

Poor sad, defeated IVEATCH.... maybe you'll find some consolation here... then again, maybe not...

BTW: Did you hear that since the RNC blindsided the Insane Geezer with his own VP pick ( I want my BFF Liebertoadie!) they have rush-ordered new decorations for the convention?



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Ah Gee ..... now you've gone and made me feel .......... all moopy ..............

Seriously, the idea that this VP pick was some sort of coup d'état made by some unseen Cabal (led by Vice President Dick Cheney?) has NO proof and is still just a Progressive wet dream and fantasy. Just because Ms. Rhodes mentions this theory on her show with a "Nudge Nudge" and a "Wink Wink" doesn't make it true by mere acclamation. Where's the Beef?

This is a daytime soap opera waiting to happen.
Mr. Howell, Mrs. Howell and Mary Ann caught right in the middle.

"Lovie, I never touched that girl."


The Gilligan's Island of Presidential Campaigns.
Now, my friends, we have seen everything.

Who's your Daddy?

My friends I'm John McCain and I spent five years in a POW camp where I didn't have the luxury of drilling where I wanted.

Here's the 10 commandment plan boys:
1. We get a B*tch to get the "B*tch vote". Praise the Lord.
2 We lie to the B*tches to make them feel like they have power. Praise the Lord.
3. We F*ck the B*tches (hee hee hee) in more ways than one (hee hee hee). Praise the Lord.
4. If the B*tches protest we beat the Sh*t out of them. Praise the Lord.
5. Then we F*ck the B*tches again...(hee hee hee)...in more ways than one. Praise the Lord.
6. Remember B*tches are C*nts and C*nts are for F*cking" whether they like it or not. Praise the Lord.
7. Also Remember "Rape is fun"! Praise the Lord.
8. What was I saying? Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord.
9. O yeah, We get a B*tch to get the "B*tch vote". Praise the Lord.
10. Fuck Cindy. (hee hee hee) in more ways than one. Praise the Lord.

Unlike RW freakazoids, True Patriots know what it means to be committed to leaving this nation in better shape on the day we die than on the day we were born. We have been committed to Overwhelming Victory: Fifty State Sweep since long before the Grampy-WhatsHerName 2008 made its debut. The selection of a Laughably Unqualifed, Demonstratively Insane, Card-Carrying Member of The American Taliban has only served to steel our resolve.

What you and your ilk fail to realize is that, to us, it is much bigger than electing Obama, it is about utter annihilation of the Neo-Con Fascist and EVILangelical Sponsored Blood-for-Oil Party and taking back the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. Grampy/WhatsHerName are not up against Obama/Biden -- they are up against a coupla hundred million Americans who seek a return to reverence for The Constitution and the Rule of Law.

Hope you are all set to breathe the fetid dust of the GOP extinction.

Aggressive Progressives: Not Your Grampy's Liberals