Paris Hilton, as everyone recalls, cleaned John McCain's clock several weeks ago.
( see www.youtube.com/login?next=/watch%3Fv%3DEU11BUAVIe8)
She mashed Johnny into pulp, and did it with humor and style. I bet even he got a laugh out of it, which is good.
That's the good part. I wonder if a little of her presentation stuck in his mind, and if he thought, well gosh, that's what I need a Vice-Presidential Candidate to do.
He thought that America wanted a good-looking hit-chick to ride shotgun in her Daisy Dukes and bullwhip the wiseguys.
He tragically missed the point. Hilton didn't mash johnny because she looks booful and talks hip. She rolled out more substance and strategy than Johnny's coughed up during his entire campaign. Sadly, she out-wonked him - while reading US magazine.
What he needs from Gov. Palin is not some sassy-ho' snappytalk, all hip with the kiddies with their M.T.V. - but someone who can anchor a sagging, flagging campaign.
Maybe Palin can do it. Who knows. But I think the seeds of his selection of her rest upon the Paris Plan.
Full Version: Did Paris Hilton inspire John McCain to appoint Palin?
I think Paris should do another ad announcing her disappointment that she wasn't selected...that she is "hotter" 
QUOTE (CowboySteve @ Aug 31 2008, 10:01 AM) 
Paris Hilton, as everyone recalls, cleaned John McCain's clock several weeks ago.
( see www.youtube.com/login?next=/watch%3Fv%3DEU11BUAVIe8)
She mashed Johnny into pulp, and did it with humor and style. I bet even he got a laugh out of it, which is good.
That's the good part. I wonder if a little of her presentation stuck in his mind, and if he thought, well gosh, that's what I need a Vice-Presidential Candidate to do.
He thought that America wanted a good-looking hit-chick to ride shotgun in her Daisy Dukes and bullwhip the wiseguys.
He tragically missed the point. Hilton didn't mash johnny because she looks booful and talks hip. She rolled out more substance and strategy than Johnny's coughed up during his entire campaign. Sadly, she out-wonked him - while reading US magazine.
What he needs from Gov. Palin is not some sassy-ho' snappytalk, all hip with the kiddies with their M.T.V. - but someone who can anchor a sagging, flagging campaign.
Maybe Palin can do it. Who knows. But I think the seeds of his selection of her rest upon the Paris Plan.
( see www.youtube.com/login?next=/watch%3Fv%3DEU11BUAVIe8)
She mashed Johnny into pulp, and did it with humor and style. I bet even he got a laugh out of it, which is good.
That's the good part. I wonder if a little of her presentation stuck in his mind, and if he thought, well gosh, that's what I need a Vice-Presidential Candidate to do.
He thought that America wanted a good-looking hit-chick to ride shotgun in her Daisy Dukes and bullwhip the wiseguys.
He tragically missed the point. Hilton didn't mash johnny because she looks booful and talks hip. She rolled out more substance and strategy than Johnny's coughed up during his entire campaign. Sadly, she out-wonked him - while reading US magazine.
What he needs from Gov. Palin is not some sassy-ho' snappytalk, all hip with the kiddies with their M.T.V. - but someone who can anchor a sagging, flagging campaign.
Maybe Palin can do it. Who knows. But I think the seeds of his selection of her rest upon the Paris Plan.
Nothing like a little Sunday morning humor.
QUOTE (Christine @ Aug 31 2008, 09:15 AM)
I think Paris should do another ad announcing her disappointment that she wasn't selected...that she is "hotter"
Seeriously. The Convention Floor is gonna be covered with grammas with wimpy smiles, grinding the crowns off their falsies (teeth, that is) over having to Mach Schau! about the selection of Sarah Palin, when they don't know squattles about her, and are seriously wondering what Poppy II is up to. She might just be an empty bra.
Her strength - taking over after the filthy-dirty Stevens/Murkowski greedfest - isn't gonna be a hell of a selling point (She cleans up Republican Corruption!) unless she's a Teddy Roosevelt, and pops the head of Abramoff out of a rucksack, with a clean hole between the eyes - now THAT's gonna get me voting for her!
THe convention's gonna be a horrorshow - quick, say something nice about McCain for FoxNews!
A couple weeks ago, a blogger asked in a poll about Palin:
She was "okay, but..." One response:
what have the republican's delivered in 8 years?
I voted republican the last two times I hate to admit but the third time is not the charm. I believe in prolife and am a believer however putting someone in office that is prolife didn't help we still have abortions today. We need to like Obama said get out there and teach our kids not to get into an unwanted pregnancy.So says Alaska.
I'm voting Democrat. The Democrats delivered when they were in office and we need them back.
Another: She's pro-life! She's HOT! She's got my vote. Awesome.
Interesting, from the Land Up North.
Interesting, from the Land Up North.
QUOTE (QBC @ Aug 31 2008, 11:24 AM)
Nothing like a little Sunday morning humor.
Nothing better than rethug humor.
QUOTE (Christine @ Aug 31 2008, 08:15 AM)
I think Paris should do another ad announcing her disappointment that she wasn't selected...that she is "hotter"
Unfortunately (for us), she doesn't meet the age requirement.
But I like how you think!!!
Y'know - call me all old fashioned like Jimmy Carter and everthing, but....
Carter got lotsa guffaws over this. But somehow I think that considering Governor Palin as "Now that's the sort of candidate you can masturbate over!" is gross. Not that it's sexist. Not that it's perv. (both true.) But.....ewww.
QUOTE (Matt.5)
"You have heard that it was said, `YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY'; but I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Carter got lotsa guffaws over this. But somehow I think that considering Governor Palin as "Now that's the sort of candidate you can masturbate over!" is gross. Not that it's sexist. Not that it's perv. (both true.) But.....ewww.
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