Oh dear. Does Cindy know?

After only one meeting before naming her his running mate and little to no vetting, McCain has decided that Sarah Palin is his “partner and soulmate”. Ew, that’s a little creepy. Can you imagine him saying that about his true partner, Joe Lieberman, if the GOP hadn’t demanded he not pick Holy Joe as his running mate?

McCain continues the lies — he must really count on the low info voter taking everything at face value — by claiming he’s been following Palin’s career for years and years. Oh really? What’s McCain doing following a ex-beauty queen turned small town Alaskan mayor’s career, because she has hardly had enough time at the Governor’s mansion to be tracked for a year, much less years and years? And she stood up against oil interests? That’s not what environmentalists are saying. Being FOR drilling in ANWR is hardly standing up against the oil companies.

My favorite line? I don’t particularly enjoy the label “maverick”

Yeah, rrrriiiiiiiggggghhhhhtttttt.

claiming he’s been following Palin’s career for years and years. Oh really? What’s McCain doing following a ex-beauty queen turned small town Alaskan mayor’s career, because she has hardly had enough time at the Governor’s mansion to be tracked for a year, much less years and years?

It's the freaking Adams Family!!! They look so creepy!

claiming he’s been following Palin’s career for years and years. Oh really? What’s McCain doing following a ex-beauty queen turned small town Alaskan mayor’s career, because she has hardly had enough time at the Governor’s mansion to be tracked for a year, much less years and years?

You just know that girl on the end with her hand on her hip trying to look all sexy has nude pics of herself on the internet

You just know that girl on the end with her hand on her hip trying to look all sexy has nude pics of herself on the internet

You mean Megan? Here:

Where are McCain's other kids? Not white enough??

Where are McCain's other kids? Not white enough??