An intense burst of hot air drives hurricane Gustave westward onto less populated shores.
Unconfirmed rumor states that Dick Cheney was sent to the Levees, provoking the following response from Bobby Jindal - Holy shit, even a fucking hurricane doesn't want to be photographed with that pathetic loser!
NOAA investigating whether to assemble a Rapid Response Team of washed-up Republicans to sky-jump into hurricanes to break up tropical storm activity. Former Orkin man and House Leader Tom deLay is considered, although he will not be issued a parachute. It is thought that the cheers alone will break up the hurricane airflow.
President Bush comments "Two Hurricanes in two years? That's almost one a year. That's a record, isn't it?"
Other factors involved in pulverizing Gustav are the jet-stream from the candles on John McCain's birthday cake, which could be seen from space.
The only regrets are from the beleaguered city of Saint Paul, whose mayor stated "Aw, shit. That means they're going to come back!?"
No comment from Senator Larry Craig, who has taken a wide stance on the issue - nor from Mike Crapo, whose stationary reads "No, I'm the OTHER senator from Idaho! I don't even like getting a prostate exam!!""
Back to you, Wolf
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