I think all this Sarah Palin bashing has gotten out of hand. Therefore I believe we should all say something nice about her. I'll start it off.

She hasn't shot an old man in the face.

You have the vaginal muscles of an American Gladiator

She makes pretty babies.

The CHRISTO-FASCIST God has smiled down on WhatsHerName's family: her beloved teenage daughter is only pregnant, not HIV Positive.

She doesn't have a big butt.

She isn't Ann Coulter.

She has nice teeth.

She uh .......... ......I can't

I'll bet she has really nice NHO's in the cold Alaskan winter.

She has a great rack. Dingbats kinda turn me on too.

She can skin a moose.

You sure 'bout that?

PS: Here's RuAnn.....


Yes, it is sad that she's much prettier when you morph her face with a man's. Ironic, ain't it? (Sorry RuPaul!!)

Betcha her kids play b-ball with the Lord...

Hallow be thy name.

Just fixing that up for you there. Oh... nice. Okay I get it now.

She makes a striking Ice Queen in the true McCain tradition.

Oh-hooo, mamma!

That's what the girls like, whoo-weee!

Callow be thy name , too.

Oh, and callous as well, Sarah.

The anagram of her name spells "ANAL PARISH.'

Sarah Palin; I'd hit it.

OK, you DO have a point there... anyone know if Miss American Taliban has outlawed HIV testing yet? (along with Harry Potter, I mean)



Hollow be thy name (and platform).

Nope, HALLOWE'EN COZ SHE'S A WITCH! A WITCH, I TELLS YA!

Bumper sticker?