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http://www.alternet.org/story/96945?page=entire

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Many in attendance are church pastors themselves who believe [Todd] Bentley to be a prophet and don't bat an eye when he tells them he's seen King David and spoken with the Apostle Paul in heaven. "He was looking very Jewish," Bentley notes.

Tattooed across his sternum are military dog tags that read "Joel's Army." They're evidence of Bentley's generalship in a rapidly growing apocalyptic movement that's gone largely unnoticed by watchdogs of the theocratic right. According to Bentley and a handful of other "hyper-charismatic" preachers advancing the same agenda, Joel's Army is prophesied to become an Armageddon-ready military force of young people with a divine mandate to physically impose Christian "dominion" on non-believers.

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They base their beliefs on an esoteric reading of the second chapter of the Old Testament Book of Joel, in which an avenging swarm of locusts attacks Israel. In their view, the locusts are a metaphor for Joel's Army.
Despite their overt militancy, there's no evidence Joel's Army followers have committed any acts of violence. But critics warn that actual bloodletting may only be a matter of time for a movement that casts itself as God's avenging army.

Those sounding the alarm about Joel's Army are not secular foes of the Christian Right, few of whom are even aware of the movement or how widespread it's become in the past decade. Instead, Joel's Army critics are mostly conservative Christians, either neo-Pentecostals who left the movement in disgust or evangelical Christians who fear that Joel's Army preachers are stealing their flocks, even sending spies to infiltrate their own congregations and sway their young people to heresy. And they say the movement is becoming frightening.

"The pitch and intensity of the military rhetoric of this branch of the global Dominionist movement has substantially increased since the beginning of 2008," writes The Discernment Research Group, a Christian watchdog group that tracks what they call heresies or cults within Christianity. "One can only wonder how long before this transforms into real warfare with actual warriors."




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Joel's Army believers are hard-core Christian dominionists, meaning they believe that America, along with the rest of the world, should be governed by conservative Christians and a conservative Christian interpretation of biblical law. There is no room in their doctrine for democracy or pluralism.

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Joel's Army followers believe that once democratic institutions are overthrown, their hierarchy of apostles and prophets will rule over the earth, with one church per city.

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"As the church begins to take on this resolve, they [Joel's Army churches] will start to be thought of more as military bases, and they will begin to take on the characteristics of military bases for training, equipping, and deploying effective spiritual forces," Joyner wrote. "In time, the church will actually be organized more as a military force with an army, navy, air force, etc."

10,000 of these loons have been flopping around hysterically for a hundred days straight down at their "Florida Outpouring" event.

What I think is an interesting question is, "How can the AFFORD to be down there for 100 days straight?" They can't ALL be trust fund babies. I think it would be fascinating to see just how many of them are unemployed.

One reason why the National Socialists got a foothold in Germany was because of the poverty at play in the late 20's-early 30's. When people are financially desperate, insecure, and depressed abotu the state of their lives and future, the are ripe for exploitation by a group like this.

All I can say to the individuals at these events is, "Beware false prophets."
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This is special:

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Bentley describes God ordering him to kick an elderly lady in the face: "I am thinking, 'God, why is the power of God not moving?' And He said, 'It is because you haven't kicked that women in the face.' And there was, like, this older lady worshipping right in front of the platform and the Holy Spirit spoke to me and the gift of faith came on me. He said, 'Kick her in the face ... with your biker boot.' I inched closer and I went like this [makes kicking motion]: Bam! And just as my boot made contact with her nose, she fell under the power of God."
DonShafer
Jim Jones and Jonestown redux?
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I found video of this skinhead freakazoid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIdq-wn0fc0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO4QIzv8Epg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmPMhRgJTac
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyUpz13G3s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6DMK_A2L3c

All I can say is, "Don't abuse Winnie the Pooh like that!" laugh.gif

He's apparently afraid of Harry Potter too.

A Nightline report on him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW2kaRP3EtI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LJICxXnvlw

I would be fascinated to know if the man from Seattle is a Gulf War or Iraq War vet, because the particular birth defect his daughter has experienced is absolutely epidemic in Iraq now due to the aggregate toxicity of exposure to DU and NDU.
Per Project Censored: A U.S. Government study conducted by the Dept. of Veterans Affairs on the offspring of Gulf War Vets revealed that 67% of the babies had serious birth defects (born without eyes, without ears, missing whole organs, missing legs and arms, fused fingers, thyroid or organ malformations) or other adverse health effects. Among Iraqis, cases of anophthalmos (babies born without eyes) was literally 250,000 times greater than the natural occurrence of this particular birth defect (20 cases per 4,000 births, as opposed to the normal 1 in every 50,000,000 births), and women there often give birth to babies born without brains, with organs outside of their little bodies, or they simply give birth to pieces of flesh.
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