The RNC has released Sarah Palin’s convention speech prior to her appearance.

“I’m Sarah Palin, and I accept your nomination to be vice president of the United States. Now, let me ask all of you a question. Will we ever have enough clothes? I love shopping! I wish they taught shopping at school. How do we solve the country’s problems? Don't ask me. I'm just a girl. Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream. God bless America!”

Sarah Palin: "..oh I need a longer speech, um okay, like I can do that, okay, like, lemme see, like okay, like um, okay, lets see, okay, like um, I can do this, like, Oh my Gosh, Golly Gee, okay, Oh my God like I'm the pick for Vice President, like Oh my Gowd. Okay, Like, what does a VP do anyways? like really, like Oh my God!"

"Don't worry, Sarah, my friend. You'll do fine. And if not... that's what the back of my hand is for."

But seriously folks, I don't give a flying fuck what that crazy bitch has to say. Do you?

I am sick of the woman already.

No one whit. Instead of the convention, maybe I'll just watch some authentic porn tonight.

Listening to Bender and the GOOD Ron Reagan slamming these GOOP losers on AirAmerica. I will not give the Fascist Party one nanopoint on Neilson.

If I watched Palin tonight I would need A 55 gallon drum to PUKE IN BECAUSE THAT WOMAN REALLY MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!