In McCain's acceptance speech last night, he said, "She's helped run a small business, worked with her hands and knows... knows what it's like to worry about mortgage payments and health care and the cost of gasoline and groceries."

However, when you hear it (rather than read it) it sounds like he said, "... hands and nose..."

I laughed harder at that than I've laughed in days!

Also, that whole sentence applies to every one of us who owns a house!