"A U.S. intelligence official says there is reason to believe Kim Jong Il is sick after he failed to show up at a North Korean national celebration on Tuesday.
A U.S. intelligence official says it is possible that Kim has suffered a stroke. That official and another U.S. source spoke on condition of anonymity to describe sensitive intelligence gathering.
Kim has not been seen in public for a month and U.S. officials were closely watching Tuesday's military parade for signs to the leader's health."
http://cbs11tv.com/national/kim.jong.il.2.813138.html
(I can see the Southpark episode now...)
Full Version: Kim Jong Il Near Death
The people of his country will surely rejoice!
I heard that he has been dead for 3 years, and they use look alikes in his stead. K to the J and the IL in the Hizzy!!!
Reminiscent of Yuri Andropov and his cold.
Don--LMFAO, good one. A cold can be deadly, as Yuri proved.
QUOTE (Christine @ Sep 9 2008, 12:10 PM) 
The people of his country will surely rejoice!
Not in public they won't!
QUOTE (TapDuncan @ Sep 9 2008, 03:17 PM)
I heard that he has been dead for 3 years, and they use look alikes in his stead. K to the J and the IL in the Hizzy!!!
Keep this up, and he'll smack you with his Kaepo-dong.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
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