My daughter pointed out to me that there were shows on the WB (I believe) in which the main characters were witches. Since the names of Sarah Palin's kids occured about the time we thought that perhaps that is where she got them from. Willow was a character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer that was both a witch and a lesbian. Piper was a witch on Charmed a spin off from Buffy.
I believe this woman is nothing more than an opportunist, Conning all who might support her from the Christian right who most likely would reject the idea of witches to steadfast Republicans who somehow can't realize that their party is nothing like its inception.
Full Version: Sarah Palin's Children's Names
They do have very odd names.
I get spooked by Little Damien.... 
Let's play the Sarah Palin name game (borrowed from another board).
This is the game where you pick the name for your future children! All five of them! First you name one after your favorite sport (Track), then the name of a town you grew up by (Bristol), next is your favorite Buffy character (Willow), following them is your favorite present in the Twelve Days of Christmas (Piper), and finally is your favorite kind of math (Trig).
I'll start:
La Crosse (after her running mate)
Bothell (no, it's not missing an "r")
Buffy (the only one I know)
Lords (after Madonna's daughter)
Analysis (which can be shortened -- he, he)
This is the game where you pick the name for your future children! All five of them! First you name one after your favorite sport (Track), then the name of a town you grew up by (Bristol), next is your favorite Buffy character (Willow), following them is your favorite present in the Twelve Days of Christmas (Piper), and finally is your favorite kind of math (Trig).
I'll start:
La Crosse (after her running mate)
Bothell (no, it's not missing an "r")
Buffy (the only one I know)
Lords (after Madonna's daughter)
Analysis (which can be shortened -- he, he)
Hockey
Stockton
Xander
5 Golden Rings (?)
Addition
Stockton
Xander
5 Golden Rings (?)
Addition
UM...
(You can't use "Screwing" for the first one, hunh?)
Can I use "Demonseed" for number three?
I'm all confused.
(You can't use "Screwing" for the first one, hunh?)
Can I use "Demonseed" for number three?
I'm all confused.
QUOTE (CaptainAttitude @ Sep 11 2008, 01:40 PM) 
Hockey
Stockton
Xander
5 Golden Rings (?)
Addition
Stockton
Xander
5 Golden Rings (?)
Addition
Destro
Megatron
Wicket
Gimli
Mothra
QUOTE (hypatia @ Sep 11 2008, 10:29 AM)
Let's play the Sarah Palin name game (borrowed from another board).
This is the game where you pick the name for your future children! All five of them! First you name one after your favorite sport (Track), then the name of a town you grew up by (Bristol), next is your favorite Buffy character (Willow), following them is your favorite present in the Twelve Days of Christmas (Piper), and finally is your favorite kind of math (Trig).
I'll start:
La Crosse (after her running mate)
Bothell (no, it's not missing an "r")
Buffy (the only one I know)
Lords (after Madonna's daughter)
Analysis (which can be shortened -- he, he)
This is the game where you pick the name for your future children! All five of them! First you name one after your favorite sport (Track), then the name of a town you grew up by (Bristol), next is your favorite Buffy character (Willow), following them is your favorite present in the Twelve Days of Christmas (Piper), and finally is your favorite kind of math (Trig).
I'll start:
La Crosse (after her running mate)
Bothell (no, it's not missing an "r")
Buffy (the only one I know)
Lords (after Madonna's daughter)
Analysis (which can be shortened -- he, he)
Hurdles
Dearborn
Charisma
Partridge
Multiplication
"Piper" always makes me think of Piper Laurie of Carrie fame.
Probably Sarah Palin's mothering role model.
Poor Bristol. I'm guessing a life with Hockey Puck and a kid beats life with Margaret White
Probably Sarah Palin's mothering role model.
QUOTE
Carrie: [coming down from upstairs, Margaret has called her down after the phonecall she received] Mama? Who was that, that called?
Margaret White: You're a woman now.
Carrie: Why didn't you tell me mama?
[Margaret strikes her over the head with the "Woman's Bible and begins to read a verse]
Margaret White: [reading] And God made Eve from the rib of Adam. And Eve was weak and loosed the raven on the world. And the raven was called sin. Say it, the raven was called sin.
Carrie: Why didn't you tell me, Mama?
Margaret White: Say it.
[hits Carrie in the face]
Margaret White: The raven was called sin.
Carrie: [Margaret hits her again] No, Mama.
[hits Carrie again]
Carrie: And the raven was called sin!
Margaret White: And the first sin was intercourse. The first sin was intercourse.
Carrie: I didn't sin, Mama.
Margaret White: Say it.
[hits her again]
Carrie: I didn't sin, Mama!
Margaret White: The first sin was intercourse. The first sin was intercourse. The first sin was intercourse.
Carrie: And the first sin was intercourse! Mama, I was so scared. I thought I was dying. And the girls, they all laughed at me and threw things at me, Mama.
[Margaret hits her again]
Margaret White: And Eve was weak, say it!
Carrie: No!
Margaret White: Eve was weak!
Carrie: No!
Margaret White: Eve was weak, say it woman!
Carrie: No!
Margaret White: Say it!
Carrie: Eve was weak, Eve was weak.
Margaret White: And the Lord visited Eve with the curse, and the curse was the curse of blood!
Carrie: You should have told me, Mama! You should have told me!
Margaret White: [kneels down and grabs Carrie's hand] Oh, Lord! Help this sinning woman see the sin of her days and ways. Show her that if she had remained sinless, this curse of blood would never have come on her!
Margaret White: You're a woman now.
Carrie: Why didn't you tell me mama?
[Margaret strikes her over the head with the "Woman's Bible and begins to read a verse]
Margaret White: [reading] And God made Eve from the rib of Adam. And Eve was weak and loosed the raven on the world. And the raven was called sin. Say it, the raven was called sin.
Carrie: Why didn't you tell me, Mama?
Margaret White: Say it.
[hits Carrie in the face]
Margaret White: The raven was called sin.
Carrie: [Margaret hits her again] No, Mama.
[hits Carrie again]
Carrie: And the raven was called sin!
Margaret White: And the first sin was intercourse. The first sin was intercourse.
Carrie: I didn't sin, Mama.
Margaret White: Say it.
[hits her again]
Carrie: I didn't sin, Mama!
Margaret White: The first sin was intercourse. The first sin was intercourse. The first sin was intercourse.
Carrie: And the first sin was intercourse! Mama, I was so scared. I thought I was dying. And the girls, they all laughed at me and threw things at me, Mama.
[Margaret hits her again]
Margaret White: And Eve was weak, say it!
Carrie: No!
Margaret White: Eve was weak!
Carrie: No!
Margaret White: Eve was weak, say it woman!
Carrie: No!
Margaret White: Say it!
Carrie: Eve was weak, Eve was weak.
Margaret White: And the Lord visited Eve with the curse, and the curse was the curse of blood!
Carrie: You should have told me, Mama! You should have told me!
Margaret White: [kneels down and grabs Carrie's hand] Oh, Lord! Help this sinning woman see the sin of her days and ways. Show her that if she had remained sinless, this curse of blood would never have come on her!
Poor Bristol. I'm guessing a life with Hockey Puck and a kid beats life with Margaret White
Not that I don't doubt that Palin was unduly influenced to name her kids odd names, but here's a bit of Alaskana for your consideration:
Don't know where she got her sons' names. But, Bristol is the name of the bay to the west of Alaska -- where a lot of commericial fishermen spend their lives. Willow is the most common tree out in Wasilla (that, and I don't see her, weird as Palin is, naming her kid 'black spruce' or 'birch' the other most common trees out there), and Piper is the name of a type of airplane used in the Bush. By 'Bush' I mean rural Alaska. I'll explain this over in a different thread in Heard on the Show about How to Speak Alaskan.
Don't know where she got her sons' names. But, Bristol is the name of the bay to the west of Alaska -- where a lot of commericial fishermen spend their lives. Willow is the most common tree out in Wasilla (that, and I don't see her, weird as Palin is, naming her kid 'black spruce' or 'birch' the other most common trees out there), and Piper is the name of a type of airplane used in the Bush. By 'Bush' I mean rural Alaska. I'll explain this over in a different thread in Heard on the Show about How to Speak Alaskan.
What ever happened to good old fashioned biblical names like Elizabeth or Mary, since she is such a Bible toting mama??
QUOTE (MisplacedAlaskan @ Sep 12 2008, 04:28 PM)
Not that I don't doubt that Palin was unduly influenced to name her kids odd names, but here's a bit of Alaskana for your consideration:
Don't know where she got her sons' names. But, Bristol is the name of the bay to the west of Alaska -- where a lot of commericial fishermen spend their lives. Willow is the most common tree out in Wasilla (that, and I don't see her, weird as Palin is, naming her kid 'black spruce' or 'birch' the other most common trees out there), and Piper is the name of a type of airplane used in the Bush. By 'Bush' I mean rural Alaska. I'll explain this over in a different thread in Heard on the Show about How to Speak Alaskan.
Don't know where she got her sons' names. But, Bristol is the name of the bay to the west of Alaska -- where a lot of commericial fishermen spend their lives. Willow is the most common tree out in Wasilla (that, and I don't see her, weird as Palin is, naming her kid 'black spruce' or 'birch' the other most common trees out there), and Piper is the name of a type of airplane used in the Bush. By 'Bush' I mean rural Alaska. I'll explain this over in a different thread in Heard on the Show about How to Speak Alaskan.
lol Track should have been named "Douglas Fir." Another PNW tree.
QUOTE (hypatia @ Sep 11 2008, 10:29 AM)
Let's play the Sarah Palin name game (borrowed from another board).
This is the game where you pick the name for your future children! All five of them! First you name one after your favorite sport (Track), then the name of a town you grew up by (Bristol), next is your favorite Buffy character (Willow), following them is your favorite present in the Twelve Days of Christmas (Piper), and finally is your favorite kind of math (Trig).
I'll start:
La Crosse (after her running mate)
Bothell (no, it's not missing an "r")
Buffy (the only one I know)
Lords (after Madonna's daughter)
Analysis (which can be shortened -- he, he)
This is the game where you pick the name for your future children! All five of them! First you name one after your favorite sport (Track), then the name of a town you grew up by (Bristol), next is your favorite Buffy character (Willow), following them is your favorite present in the Twelve Days of Christmas (Piper), and finally is your favorite kind of math (Trig).
I'll start:
La Crosse (after her running mate)
Bothell (no, it's not missing an "r")
Buffy (the only one I know)
Lords (after Madonna's daughter)
Analysis (which can be shortened -- he, he)
College Basketball
Brea
Spike
French Hen
Logarithm
WWGCS......... What would George Carlin say about the Palin kids names? 
QUOTE (carmenjonze @ Sep 12 2008, 05:40 PM)
College Basketball
Brea
Spike
French Hen
Logarithm
Brea
Spike
French Hen
Logarithm
omg @ "French Hen!" lol
Epigram
Partridge
Nostrum
Nodal
Onan
Seleucia
QUOTE (hypatia @ Sep 11 2008, 12:29 PM)
Let's play the Sarah Palin name game (borrowed from another board).
This is the game where you pick the name for your future children! All five of them! First you name one after your favorite sport (Track), then the name of a town you grew up by (Bristol), next is your favorite Buffy character (Willow), following them is your favorite present in the Twelve Days of Christmas (Piper), and finally is your favorite kind of math (Trig).
I'll start:
La Crosse (after her running mate)
Bothell (no, it's not missing an "r")
Buffy (the only one I know)
Lords (after Madonna's daughter)
Analysis (which can be shortened -- he, he)
This is the game where you pick the name for your future children! All five of them! First you name one after your favorite sport (Track), then the name of a town you grew up by (Bristol), next is your favorite Buffy character (Willow), following them is your favorite present in the Twelve Days of Christmas (Piper), and finally is your favorite kind of math (Trig).
I'll start:
La Crosse (after her running mate)
Bothell (no, it's not missing an "r")
Buffy (the only one I know)
Lords (after Madonna's daughter)
Analysis (which can be shortened -- he, he)
Dumbell
Enid
DracK-ula
Ring
Polynominal
Trampoline
Annapolis
Buffy the Who?
Swan
Vector
Annapolis
Buffy the Who?
Swan
Vector
SCUBA
NOLA (for New Orleans , of course)
Buff
Goose
Calc
NOLA (for New Orleans , of course)
Buff
Goose
Calc
Butterfly (swim stroke)
Santa Cruz
Don't know anything about Buffy, so I'll go with Buffy
Partridge
Geometry
Santa Cruz
Don't know anything about Buffy, so I'll go with Buffy
Partridge
Geometry
And from an old novel by Roger Zelazny:
If girls:
Florimel
Deirdre
Fiona
Llewella
If Boys:
Benedict
Eric
Corwin
Caine
Bleys
Brand
Julian
Gérard
Random
If girls:
Florimel
Deirdre
Fiona
Llewella
If Boys:
Benedict
Eric
Corwin
Caine
Bleys
Brand
Julian
Gérard
Random
How bout
Flicka
Ricka
and Dicka
and
Tom
Dick
and
Harry
Moe Larry and Curly
Harpo, Groucho, and Zippo! Oh that's a lighter, my bad.
Flicka
Ricka
and Dicka
and
Tom
Dick
and
Harry
Moe Larry and Curly
Harpo, Groucho, and Zippo! Oh that's a lighter, my bad.
QUOTE (RoyPDX @ Sep 12 2008, 05:36 PM)
lol Track should have been named "Douglas Fir." Another PNW tree.
Don't have that up near Wasilla . . . Birch, Willow, Spruce, Alder . . . that's about it. Have to give Palin some credit . . . she tried to fit in to Alaskan culture. Like a fish with a bloody bicycle.
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